Prologue
The notification chime on Niall’s phone was insistent. He glanced down, already bracing for the inevitable chaos. Another day, another deluge of Louis Tomlinson-related mania.
@grasshoppertommo: sHIT GUYS DID YOU WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO @grasshoppertommo: IM LITERALLY IN TEARS RN @grasshoppertommo: LOUIS SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGEL
Liam responded almost immediately. @toystorylou: Niall calm down we all watched it.
Zayn chimed in, sardonic as ever. @backtoyoufool: Liam stfu you sent me pictures of you crying.
Louis himself, or rather, his account, was characteristically terse. @pastellouis: tf why you sending pictures of yourself to strangers on the internet?? @pastellouis: liAM THATS DANGEROUS @pastellouis: YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU COULD BE TALKING TO @pastellouis: WHAT IF HE IS A SERIAL KILLER OR SOMETHING
Niall chuckled, already composing his reply. @grasshoppertommo: ???
Zayn, predictably, was unrepentant. @backtoyoufool: how dare you accuse me of being a serial killer.
@toystorylou: yeah zayn isnt a serial killer.
Louis’ tone sharpened. @pastellouis: okay well what if he wanked to your picture or something i mean
The ensuing volley of responses devolved into a chaotic mess. @backtoyoufool: bitch @grasshoppertommo: LMAO I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED @toystorylou: why tf wouldnt you be surprised @pastellouis: niall have you wanked to a picture that one of us sent @grasshoppertommo: nOOO @pastellouis: can i guess which one it was @grasshoppertommo: nO YOU CANNOT BECAUSE I DIDNT GET OFF TO ANY OF YOUR UGLY FACES @backtoyoufool: hey???? @toystoryl: well that was rude @pastellouis: HAHAHAHA BITCHES I DONT APPLY TO THAT @pastellouis: you hoes dont know what i look like @backtoyoufool: and you accuse me of being a serial killer @grasshoppertommo: im joking you guys arent ugly @pastellouis: it means so much to me that the irish elf doesnt think im ugly thank you so much @grasshoppertommo: ???? @toystorylou: dont worry niall your opinion matters to me @grasshoppertommo: i dont care about you @pastellouis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @toystorylou: hey???? @backtoyoufool: its ok liam i care about you @toystorylou: thanks @pastellouis: ew @grasshoppertommo: YOU STRESS ME OUT YOU KILL ME @grasshoppertommo: YOU DRAG ME DOWN YOU FUCK ME UP @backtoyoufool: WE'RE ON THE GROUND WE'RE SCREAMING @toystorylou: I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT STOP @grasshoppertommo: no but literally BEBE SLAYS MY ENTIRE EXISTANCE @backtoyoufool: omg same @backtoyoufool: she looks so good in the music video @grasshoppertommo sent a picture! @toystorylou: queen @grasshoppertommo: wHAT THE FUCK GUYS @grasshoppertommo: LOUIS IS ONLINE I REPEAT @grasshoppertommo: LOUIS IS ONLINE @backtoyoufool: SPAM HIM @toystorylou: BITCH TF I DIDNT GET NOTIFICATIONS @grasshoppertommo sent a tweet! @Louis_Tomlinson: Morning ! xx
The replies flooded in. @grasshoppertommo: what a king @pastellouis: are you on something he said good morning @grasshoppertommo: are you on something????? i said what a king @grasshoppertommo: SPAM SPAM SPAM @backtoyoufool: hE FAVORITED SOME GIRL'S TWEET @toystorylou: she copied me @backtoyoufool: wdym @toystorylou: she said the same thing i did @grasshoppertommo: what a bitch unf @toystorylou: we're mutuals it's cool @pastellouis: i think he's offline @grasshoppertommo: ???? @backtoyoufool: ???? @pastellouis: ???? @backtoyoufool: are we ever going to be noticed? @backtoyoufool: im starting to doubt it @pastellouis: why? @backtoyoufool: will we've been doing this for what @backtoyoufool: five years now? @backtoyoufool: i literally have sent sixteen thousand tweets @grasshoppertommo: hahhahahahahahah i've sent twenty-eight thousand @backtoyoufool: bitch @toystorylou: we can't lose hope guys @toystorylou: keep trying, we'll get noticed one day @pastellouis: liam is right @pastellouis: our hours and hours of hard and unforgiving labor will not be for nothing, i'll make sure of it @grasshoppertommo: how tf are you gonna do that @pastellouis: idk it felt appropriate to say @backtoyoufool: ???? @grasshoppertommo: anyways, ive been meaning to ask something @pastellouis: sweetie i'm sorry, but i dont feel the same way i am in fact straight @grasshoppertommo: ew fuck you @backtoyoufool: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA @pastellouis: is it so bad to date me???? @grasshoppertommo: i meant ew you're straight lmfao @pastellouis: heterophobic @grasshoppertommo: now shut up i need to ask something @backtoyoufool: wot @grasshoppertommo: can i add my friend to the chat @toystorylou: is he a louie @grasshoppertommo: he has his own fan account @toystorylou: then i dont see a problem with it @grasshoppertommo: what about you zayn @pastellouis: bitch does my opinion not matter @backtoyoufool: wont it be weird though? @grasshoppertommo: wdym @backtoyoufool: like @backtoyoufool: we're all best friends and wouldn't it be weird to add another member? @pastellouis: im not friends with any of you @pastellouis: is no one going to ask my opinion @grasshoppertommo: no @grasshoppertommo: you'll all love him he's super nice and ik him irl @backtoyoufool: ok i guess @grasshoppertommo: ok its unanimous @pastellouis: ???? @grasshoppertommo: fineeee @grasshoppertommo: william do you have an opinion @pastellouis: not at all really but im so glad you value my input @toystorylou: then why were you crying? @grasshoppertommo: ???? @grasshoppertommo: fuck you im adding him now
@grasshoppertommo added @hedgehoglou to the chat!
@pastellouis: hedgehoglou lmfao
@hedgehoglou: ?????????
@grasshoppertommo: HI HARRY
@hedgehoglou: niall what
@grasshoppertommo: i'd like to introduce you to tHE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET
@backtoyoufool: mean girls reference i see you
@toystorylou: what?
@backtoyoufool: mean girls????
@toystorylou: is that a movie or something
@pastellouis: you've never watched mean girls???
@toystorylou: no????????
@pastellouis: jesus, it's worse than i thought.
@pastellouis: come on, liam.
@grasshoppertommo: GUYS SHUT UP
@grasshoppertommo: IM TRYING TO INTRODUCE SOMEONEEEE
@pastellouis: have you tried introducing him to my dick?
@backtoyoufool: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@hedgehoglou: ??????
@toystorylou: oh my
@grasshoppertommo: "i am in fact straight"
@pastellouis: yes i am also an immature male who enjoys making jokes about genitalia
@pastellouis: aRE YOU FORCING A SEXUALITY ON ME!!!1!11!1!!1!!1!!!1!
@pastellouis: I CANT BELIEVE THIS
@pastellouis: SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME
@backtoyoufool: this is amusing
@toystorylou: i agree^
@grasshoppertommo: fuck off cartman
@pastellouis: see you in hell bitch
@hedgehoglou: i'm so lost
@grasshoppertommo: ok so the obnoxious snake is william
@pastellouis: exCUSE me
@pastellouis: i rEFUSE TO BE ADDRESSED WITH SUCH OFFENSIVE TERMS
@grasshoppertommo: okay sorry the annoying reptile is william
@grasshoppertommo: toystorylou is liam but we all call him lima bean
@toystorylou: no you don't
@grasshoppertommo: hush little lima bean it's not your turn to speak
@pastellouis: you're so gay
@grasshoppertommo: *pan
@grasshoppertommo: backtoyoufool is zayn but he's actually a greek god
@backtoyoufool: i'm flattered
@grasshoppertommo: aND YOU KNOW WHO I AM SO THATS THAT
@hedgehoglou: hello
@toystorylou: hello
@backtoyoufool: hello
@grasshoppertommo: hello
@grasshoppertommo: hE'S ONLINE AGAIN GUyS SPAM
@backtoyoufool: HE'S SO ACTIVE TODAY
@backtoyoufool sent a tweet!
@Louis_Tomlinson: how are you liking the music video?
@grasshoppertommo: I LOVE IT KING
@backtoyoufool sent a tweet!
@Louis_Tomlinson: enjoyed working with @BebeRexha very much xx
@grasshoppertommo: LOUIS AWW
@grasshoppertommo: FRIENDSHIP GOALS
@hedgehoglou: HE JUST FOLLOWED SOMEONE
@hedgehoglou: TWO PEOPLE
@grasshoppertommo: WHAT
@grasshoppertommo: WHAT
@hedgehoglou: KEEP SPAMMING
@grasshoppertommo: TODAYS THE DAY BOYS IM NOT BEING IGNORED AGAIN
@toystorylou: go niall xx
@pastellouis: he's off
@grasshoppertommo: that bitch
@backtoyoufool: oof
@grasshoppertommo: WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS IGNORING ME LIKE ThAT
@grasshoppertommo: WHEN I MEET HIM IM PUNCHING HIM
@toystorylou: *if
@grasshoppertommo: I SAID WHEN HOE
@toystorylou: thank you
@hedgehoglou: that's mean niall
@toystorylou: sorry
@pastellouis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@toystorylou: does no one care about my feelings
@backtoyoufool: i care about your feelings, hoe.
@toystorylou: i'm blocking all of you
@pastellouis: bitch tf
@grasshoppertommo: sTOP
@grasshoppertommo: tHIS GROUP IS FALLING APART
@pastellouis: shut up white bread don't tell me to stop
@grasshoppertommo: sTOoOoOoOoOP
@pastellouis: no
@toystorylou: isn't that sexual assault?
@backtoyoufool: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@hedgehoglou: no that s not funny
@hedgehoglou: don't joke about sexual assault
@pastellouis: yEAH BITCHES DONT JOKE ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT
@grasshoppertommo: ????
@backtoyoufool: ????
@toystorylou: sorry
@grasshoppertommo: fuck you all
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Welcome to "Mutuals!"
This story contains:
· Larry Stylinson
·Slight Ziam
·Explicit language
·Sexual themes
·Drugs/alcohol
·top!louis / bottom!harry (implied)
If you aren't comfortable reading a story that contains any of the above, then I suggest reading something else. x
Description:
Louis Tomlinson is the world's most successful and well-known record artist. His fans (who call themselves "Louies") know everything about him-- so they think.
Harry Styles' life is changed when he is added into a twitter group with four other male Louies. For the better or for the worse, he hasn't decided yet. But, what he does know, is that he is slowly falling for one of his mutuals; the shady one who dodges the idea of meeting up in person, and the one who's never shown his face to the other members of the group. Maybe it's his sassy personality, or his kind heart, or maybe it's just the fact that he reminds Harry so much of the celebrity he idolizes.
{superfan!harry and famous!louis}
Updating on Saturdays.
My love always,
Shelby x
instagram: @rainbowlouuu