**My neck got snapped:** He's worthy.
**God of Fortnite:** I knew you could lift Mjölnir, Man of Spiders!
**Toenail Stank:** Pete, I thought you had a school trip in Europe?
**I turned to dust:** I was until I saw Uncle Loki and Doctor Strange in London.
**Toenail Stank:** Are you sure Loki didn’t kidnap you?
**My neck got snapped:** Why would he want to do that?!
**Toenail Stank:** Because he *is* Loki.
**God of Fortnite:** What are you doing in London, brother? And when did you grow facial hair?
**My neck got snapped:** Drinking tea and eating crumpets. Magic.
**Toenail Stank:** Pete, change your goddamn name. It’s giving me panic attacks.
**I turned to dust** changed his name to **Meme Lord**
**Toenail Stank:** That’s better, I guess?
**Toenail Stank:** Change *my* name too.
**Meme Lord** changed **I’m a bird?’s** name to **Big Bird**
**I’ve come to Bargain** changed **Caw Caw Bitch’s** name to **Bigger Bird**
**Toenail Stank:** I said change *mine*.
**Meme Lord:** No can do, Mister Stark.
**I’ve come to Bargain:** You have to change it yourself if you want to be comfortable with your nickname.
**Toenail Stank:** And *you’re* comfortable with yours?!
**I’ve come to Bargain:** Yes.
**Big Bird:** Wait, Hawks are bigger than Falcons?
**Bigger Bird:** Yep, just checked.
**Tree:** Why am I here?
**Toenail Stank:** Who are you?
**God of Fortnite:** TREE!!!!!!
**I’m invisible:** Groot, you can type?!
**Tree:** Of course I can type!!!
**The only bug:** What the fu-
**America’s Ass:** Don’t even think about it.
**The only bug:** I’m going to type fudge. And what do you mean I’m the only bug?!
**Spider mama:** Spiders are actually classified as arachnids, so you’re the only bug in the team.
**The only bug:** My life was a lie. Wait… I’m part of the team?!
**Toenail Stank:** Kid, how many people did you put in here?
**Meme Lord:** I don’t know, too many to count.
**I’ve come to Bargain** changed his name to **Benedict C**
**My neck got snapped** changed his name to **Tom H #1**
**Meme Lord** changed his name to **Tom H #2**
**America’s Ass:** I don’t get it.
**Meme Queen** changed **America’s Ass’** name to **Shortest Chris**
**Benedict C** changed **Star-dust’s** name to **Medium Chris**
**Tom H #1** changed **God of Fortnite’s** name to **Tallest Chris**
**Smallest Chris:** I still don’t get it.
**Smallest Chris:** And why am I the smallest?!
**Meme Queen:** Because you are.
**Tom H #2** changed **My actual name is Wong’s** name to **Benedict W**
**Benedict W:** Why am I here?
**Benedict C:** Because I wanted to.
**Toenail Stank:** What’s with the names this time?
**Tom H #2:** You won’t get it, Mr. Stark.
**Toenail Stank:** How can Shuri change names?
**Tom H #2:** Because I gave her—and Natasha—the passcode you could never possibly guess.
**Meme Queen:** The passcode was a long one.
**Toenail Stank:** Nat too!
**Mama Spider:** Since you want your name changed so badly, I’ll do it for you.
**Mama Spider** changed **Toenail Stank’s** name to **I can live without coffee**
**I can live without coffee:** This is not true!!!
**I can live without coffee:** I want my old nickname back!!!!
**Mama Spider:** Then change it yourself.
**I can live without coffee:** You’re evil.