also cringe ass cody baby
Sierra: ok so, update
Sierra: the Lyler fans are super super happy that you're together!! pretty much everyone agrees that you're one of the cutest td couples!
Tyler: haha, nice! ya hear that @/Lindsay (is there a user with this name?? idk i don't wanna risk it)
Lindsay: huh?
Lindsay: Sierra, his name is TYLER, not Lyler!!
Leshawna: hold up
Leshawna: did she just say Sierra's name right?? and Tyler's??????
Lindsay: hi Leshawna! Leshawna? that's it right?
Leshawna:
Leshawna: coulda SWORN she couldn't remember a name for the life of her
Leshawna: am i hallucinating
Noah: hold on
Noah: Lindsay, who am i?
Lindsay: ummm
Lindsay: looking at your profile picture and..................
Lindsay: uh...........
Noah: istg if she says Tyler
Lindsay: are you that one guy from the sixth season?
Noah: "that one guy"
Sierra: do you mean Dave? they look the most similar, although technically Pahkitew Island is season five, shared with All Stars
Lindsay: ummm, Dave???
Leshawna: he was that whiny-ass stringbean right? oh, i felt BAD for that Sky girl
Noah: i hate it here
Sierra: here's an image of Dave!
Sierra:
Lindsay: yea!! that's who Noah is right?
Noah: oh my fucking god
Leshawna: girl, read what you just texted
Leshawna: read it slowly
Lindsay: um, ok?
Tyler: uh, i got this
Tyler: also, me and Beth made a list of everyone's names and an image of them to help her remember names
Noah: *Beth and I
Tyler: what? i did it, not you?
Noah: i give up
Sierra: WAIIIIIIT NOAH
Noah: what
Sierra: sooooooo
Sierra: speaking of Dave, fans think that you two are related! is that true???
Noah: bye
Sierra: what?? that's not an answer!!!
Sierra: NOAHHHHHHH
Sierra: i'll find out soon,,,,,,
Leshawna: wait are we the only two left?
Sierra: yep!
Sierra: okay Leshawna, i have some questions for you
Leshawna: lord help me
Gwen: wassup
Leshawna: OH THANK GOD GWEN
Gwen: wha?
Sierra: wait Leshawna! i haven't asked any questions!
Gwen: oh, i get it now
Gwen: glad to hear from you Leshawna :)
Leshawna: same girl! we NEED to hang out sometime
Sierra: OHH GWEN GWEN GWEN GWEN
Gwen: sigh
Gwen: yes, Sierra?
Sierra: ok so, i told the internet Gwourtney is canon
Sierra: the Gwourtney fans and gays have given overwhelming positivity!!
Sierra: but the Duncney and Gwuncan fans are NOT happy. The Gwent fans are sad but content, which is normal
Gwen: the what what what?
Leshawna: girl don't ask
Gwen: ok well
Gwen: brb i'm going to tell them they can suck my entire ass over Twitter
Sierra: WHOOP WHOOP TWITTER DRAMAAAA
Heather: did i hear Twitter drama?
Leshawna: i see we've summoned Satan
Heather: oh shut it Le-shit-na
Leshawna: funny you should call me that with the shit you be talking
Heather: it's not shit talking if it's the truth 💅
Leshawna: girl what do YOU know about the truth??
Sierra: 😳😬😨👀💕
Heather: what the hell Sierra? you just interrupted a perfectly good argument
Sierra: OMG WHAT
Sierra: NOOOOOOO
Leshawna: whatever, i'm out y'all
Heather: good RIDDANCE
Leshawna: careful girl, i don't think you want more teeth knocked out 😌
Heather: i-
Sierra: EEEE THESE'LL BE SO GOOD FOR MY BLOGS
Heather: Sierra do NOT upload these
Sierra: uh
Sierra: too late
Heather: AAAUUGHHAGHSH
Lindsay: omg Noah is the guy with the big forehead!
Noah: .
Tyler: i mean, yea
Tyler: sorry dude
Duncan: AHAHAHAHAHA
Duncan: SIXHEAD ASS
Noah: ok Mr. hammerhead shark
Duncan: ok fuck you
Duncan: yknow that piercing offer still stands
Noah: from the first episode? i'm good
Duncan: psh, who said you got a choice?
Noah: uh
Noah: not sure if you're aware, but that's kind of illegal
Tyler: dude you're talking to Duncan
Duncan: hey Sierra can you dox Noah
Heather: the hell
Sierra: uhm
Noah: oh my god are you considering it????
Noah: DON'T DOX ME
Sierra: hmmmm
Tyler: hey i think ur gonna get doxxed
Duncan: haha revenge
Noah: i literally just insulted you how is this justified
Heather: this is what you get for being a little shit 💕
Sierra: i will consider it if
Sierra: you.......
Duncan: if i????
Sierra: ask out the next SINGLE person who comes online!
Duncan: what
Duncan: wtf
Sierra: look i need more ships
Duncan: whatever
Duncan: it's worth it
Noah: Sierra what did i do to you
Heather: you did mock her that one time on tdwt
Sierra: yea!!!!!!!
Cody: uh Heather? why'd you want me to come online?
Duncan: oh fucking hell
Heather: hehe
Sierra: NO
Sierra: CODY IS *TAKEN*
Sierra: BY ME
Sierra: HANDS O F F
Cody: uhm
Noah: unless you want Duncan to ask you out, go along with it
Cody: what's going on?
Noah: Sierra forcing herself onto you, Duncan being humiliated, i'm about to get doxxed, the usual
Cody: w h a t ?
Heather: ugh dangit that was supposed to go differently
Duncan: Heather i hate you
Heather: ok 💖
Cody: ok but, i wouldn't have even said yes?
Cody: sorry not sorry Duncan
Duncan: i literally don't care
Duncan: i'm not attracted to a five foot gap-toothed twink
Cody: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME A TWINK
Noah: this may come as a shock, but you are in fact a twink
Cody: NO I'M NOT
Heather: Cody you are the most twink-y person on the whole damn show
Sierra: a lovable twink 😍😍😍
Cody: :(
Harold: yo wassup
Cody: oh thank god! Harold tell them i'm not a twink!!!!
Harold: you are though. it's obvious.
Cody: AUGH
Heather: oh Duncan
Duncan: what?
Duncan: NO.
Duncan: HAROLD DOESN'T COUNT
Sierra: but he is single, i think...
Duncan: HE DOES NOT COUNT AS A PERSON
Duncan: I WOULD RATHER EAT OWEN'S SHIT THAN ASK HIM OUT
Noah: wow, that's disgusting
Harold: uh, ask me out?
Duncan: i'm not doing it, i'll ask the next person
Sierra: FINE
Sierra: Dunharold isn't too popular anyway.......
Duncan: PEOPLE SHIP US!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Harold: he literally bullies me, gosh!
Cody: "bullies" present tense??
Duncan: haha yea
Harold: you would think he's matured, but no
Duncan: stfu skinny penis
Harold: don't project your insecurities onto me
Duncan: what? i don't have a fucking skinny penis
Courtney: YES HE DOES
Duncan: WTF COURTNEY WHEN DID YOU GET ONLINE
Heather: AHAHAHAHA COURTNEY ILY
Cody: DUNCAN HAS SKINNY DICK ENERGY AND AN ACTUAL SKINNY DICK ITS CONFIRMED
Noah: ^we been knew
Sierra: I KNEW IT DUNCAN *DOES* HAVE A SKINNY PENIS
Duncan: WHAT
Duncan: NO
Duncan: DON'T LISTEN TO COURTNEY
Harold: it seems my job is done
Harold: farewell, and suck a dick Duncan
Duncan: i'm not fucking gay
Heather: sure
Duncan: what does that mean
Noah: wee woo wee woo
Cody: uh i think one of Noah's cousins took his phone
Noah: nope
Noah: that was my gaydar
Noah: saying Duncan is not 100% straight
Duncan: what proof do you have??
Gwen: can confirm Duncan has said gay shit
Gwen: while dating me and not
Duncan: GWEN STFU
Courtney: if i had a nickel for every time he said "well $20 IS $20-"
Duncan: THATS A JOKE
Heather: is it?
Sierra: oh this is better than i could've ever asked for
Sierra: the possibilities!!!
Duncan: ok look
Duncan: IM NOT GAY OR BI OR WHATEVER
Heather: prove it
Duncan: how????
Gwen-Trent
Gwen: TRENT
Gwen: TRENT
Gwen: TRENT
Gwen: TRENT U MOTHERFUCKER RESPOND
Trent: jesus what
Gwen: talk on the gc
Gwen: right now
Trent: is that it? sure
Gwen: thanks >:)
Trent: wait what
Trent: why evil smile
Trent: i don't like the evil smile
TOTAL DRAMA BROS
Trent: hi
Heather: perfect timing Trent!
Trent: what?
Heather: well Duncan?
Duncan: hell no
Sierra: you already used a pass on Harold! you HAVE to!!
Trent: Gwen what's going on
Duncan: GWEN???!?!??!?!?!
Gwen: i have no idea what you're talking about
Duncan: UGHHHHHHHH
Duncan: i hate all of you
Duncan: do i seriously have to type this out
Sierra: if you want Noah doxxed!!
Trent: hold on WHAT?
Noah: at this point i've accepted it
Noah: i mean 911 is right there
Duncan: Trent
Trent:...yes?
Cody: Trent run while you can
Duncan: will you fucking "go out" with me or whatever
Duncan: someone kill me
Trent:
Trent: what
Heather: answer Trent, he's waiting
Duncan: Heather i will personally make sure you go bald again
Courtney: oh this is interesting
Gwen-Trent
Gwen: say yes
Trent: uh, why?
Trent: i think it's pretty clear i don't like Duncan too much?
Gwen: ok yea but saying yes will make Duncan miserable
Gwen: i have a plan w/ Courtney
Trent: making Duncan miserable sounds fun but
Trent: i don't think dating him is worth it
Gwen: i'll give you $20
Trent: will i have to go on a date with him?
Gwen: yea
Trent: $50
Gwen: UGHHHH FINE
Gwen: you're lucky i already bought tickets so i have to do this
Trent: welp, time to throw away my dignity
TOTAL DRAMA BROS
Trent: sure
Heather: oh wait- actually?? 😦
Cody: Trent w h y ?
Noah: he just can't resist the people with dyed hair
Trent: haha, no
Duncan: NO
Duncan: SAY NO
Sierra: NOPE NO TAKE-BACKSIES
Duncan: Trent wtf
Trent: well it means i get a free meal right?
Duncan: what?
Duncan: hell no dude i'm not taking you on a date
Trent: guys my new boyfriend is being shitty :(
Duncan: DON'T CALL ME YOUR BOYFRIEND
Heather: AHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
Gwen: me & Court are CACKLING
Trent: i mean we are dating now so i CAN call you that
Duncan: no, don't
Trent: but why
Noah: because he's still repressing his inner bisexuality
Duncan: oh my god Sierra can you just dox him now
Trent: why do you want him doxxed?????
Sierra: well technically all i said was that i'd consider it if you asked out the person
Sierra: i will now consider it
Cody: Sierra don't dox him
Sierra: i've made up my mind! i won't dox Noah
Noah: oh wow, thanks Sierra. now my brother's address won't be shared for the entire internet to see, whatever can i do to repay you
Cody: brother?
Noah: yea
Cody: why?
Noah: because i want people to ask me why i live with my brother
Noah: it's not important
Cody: oh ok
Gwen: PLZ
Duncan: gay
Trent: oh my god shut up
Duncan: make me bitch
Sierra: 👀
Gwen: a lover's quarrel
Duncan: i'm leaving
Courtney: honestly Trent i'm sorry
Trent: can't believe my first "relationship" in forever is with DUNCAN
Noah: you said yes so
Trent: wasn't my choice
Gwen: 😇
Heather: should've known Gwen was behind this
Gwen: you enjoyed it sooo
Heather: what
Heather: ever
Sierra: EEEEE I'M UPDATING MY BLOGS NOW
Trent: wait no
Trent: ah, there it is
Trent: the notifications blowing up my phone
Noah: having regrets?
Trent: a little
Cody: dang i'm on Twitter right now and people are going NUTS
Heather: wow Trent hasn't had this much attention since season two
Trent: oh wow
Trent: this is,,, a lot
Duncan: SIERRA IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
Sierra: whoops
Sierra: Cody save me!!
Sierra: Cody?
Sierra: Codykins????
Noah: oop
*later*
Duncan-Trent
Trent: um so
Trent: i don't know if Gwen told you this but
Trent: we're kinda going on a double date with her and Courtney at the movies
Duncan: oh hell no
Duncan: that is my worst nightmare
Trent: look dude, they said they'd pay for everything and we don't have to do anything romantic
Trent: also i don't think we have a choice
Duncan: god life really decided to fuck me over today
Duncan: whatever Elvis, i fucking guess
Trent: i see the Elvis nickname is making a comeback
Duncan: shut