Chris: Last time on total drama island twenty-two campers found out that they'll be staying at this cruddy abandoned summer camp for the next eight weeks they had to dive down in shark invested waters from a thousand-foot cliff and Ezekiel was the first camper voted off total drama island turns out homeschool and reality tv don't mix well. What am I going to put these campers through today find out right here on total drama island!
(Intro)
(Chris honks an air horn through a megaphone which wakes up Emma and she hits her head on the bed)
Emma: Ow what the heck is wrong with him?! Its 6:00 am!
(The all of the campers went outside)
Chris: Morning hope you all got some rest because our next challenge starts in one minute.
Owen: Excuse me but I don't think that's enough time for breakfast.
Chris: Oh, you'll get breakfast Owen right after you complete a 24-kilometer run around the lake.
Lightning: What but Lightning hasn't had his DPA! (Everyone looks confused) Daily protein alignment duh.
(Static)
Lightning: Man, Chris should have let Lightning be a team of one Lightning is used to carrying his teammates but there isn't enough room for these losers.
(Static)
Courtney: Ok that boy Lightning is such an ego maniac if he doesn't stop, he's most likely to screw up and become a failure.
Chris: Ok runners on your mark get set go!
(The campers started running while others were walking)
Kitty: So how much longer do you think this is going to take?
Emma: When it's over it's over now move it, we have a challenge to win!
Kitty: Ok but are you dating anyone new at your law school?
Emma: Yeah, his name is international antitrust law curriculum.
Kitty: Ok then.
(Static)
(Kitty and Emma)
Kitty: Emma's always been the serious one but ever since her boyfriend Jake broke up with her a year ago, she's been super-
Emma: (Covers Kitty's mouth) Fine I've been super fine, and I don't need a boyfriend I need a law degree, and I need my kid sister to focus on the game.
Kitty: And a boyfriend.
Emma: Ugh
(End of confessional)
Owen: (Licks water from puddle) Can't...catch...breath...must...have...condition!
Dave: (walks by him) Yeah, it's called overeating you might wanna look into it.
Chris: (PA) Pick up the pace campers if you're not in the mess hall by supper time you won't get anything to eat.
Dave: Now that's just uncalled for.
(mess hall) (Almost everyone was there) (Owen barges in carrying Noah)
Owen: Clear a table sate does anyone know CPR?!
Trent: I do!
Dave: (Barges in out of breath) (panting) I think I'm having heart palpitations! (faints)
Sky:(gasp) Dave!
Courtney: I hope you're proud of yourself because of you we just lost the challenge!
Gwen: Wait a second if they lost then we won!
(While Trent was giving Noah CPR all the Gopher's cheer and Noah suddenly regain consciousness to cheer)
Chris: Woah hold your horses that wasn't your challenge.
Kitty: I'm sorry say what now?
Chris: Who's hungry?
(Chris opens a curtain revealing a huge banquet)
(Static)
Gwen: So, after eating a whole week of sludge I almost cried when I saw that banquet.
(Static)
Owen: And then I saw it food turkey, potatoes, baked beans, chocolate bars, maple syrup and all the good stuff! (sniffs) I might need a moment to myself.
(End of confessionals)
(the whole banquet eaten up and the campers moaning)
Chris: Ok time for the next part of the challenge.
Owen: (muffled from food) I thought eating was the next part of the challenge.
Gwen: What more do you want from us?
Sky: Probably more misery.
Chris: Yeah, Sky's right which reminds me it's time for the awake-a-thon!
Noah: What now?
Chris: The awake-a-thon is whoever is the last camper awake wins invincibility for their team.
Gwen: So let me get this straight you make us run 24-kilometers around the lake make us eat a turkey course dinner just to make it harder to keep us awake?!
Chris: That's right Gwen.
Gwen: Oh, he's good.
Chris: Move, move, move!
Trent: (walks out to Gwen) So how long do you think it will take for everyone to fall asleep?
Gwen: About an hour. (Owen walks past them drooling) Maybe less.
(campfire)
Chris: We're now 12 hours in the game with all 21 campers still awake.
Owen: Woohoo been awake for 12 hours I could do this in my sleep!
Noah: The whole point is not to sleep. (Owen crashes out) And he's down.
Leonard: It appears my sleeping spell has finally had some effect on one of your teammates now I'll just wait another few hours for the spell to recharge.
(Static)
Noah: Leonard obviously needs to know that wizards, warlock and witches don't exist everybody know that except him.
(Static)
Gwen: The awake-a-thon was the most brutal thing I've ever done.
Gwen: (yawns) This is the most boring thing I've done in my life.
Trent: (yawns) Could be worse.
Gwen: How?
Trent: Well, I could be stuck here without you to talk too.
(Gwen hides her blush)
(Kitty sees this and smiles)
(Static)
Kitty: Ok when love is in the air, I know it I have a super sensitive love detector, and the alarm has been going off a lot lately.
(Static)
Alejandro: Hmmm it appears I need to form an alliance with some of my teammates I need people who are desperate but who?
(Lindsay was doing a headstand)
Noah: What are you doing?
Lindsay: Trying to get the blood rush I think it's working.
Noah: No, you're just going to make yourself pass out you blonde buffoon.
Alejandro: Perfecto, Noah, Lindsay a word if you may?b(Noah and Lindsay walk up to him) I'm creating an alliance, and I've decided to form one with you two so what do you say would you both like to go to the final three with me?
Lindsay: Oh yes Alfonso, come on Nolan let's do it!
Noah:(sighs) Fine.
(Static)
Noah: I don't trust Alejandro, but I need an alliance if I'm going to win so I'll just keep an eye on him.
(End of confessional)
Lindsay: Speaking of alliances do you know who I think is really cute?
(The camera shows Tyler)
Noah: Hate to break it to you but you can't be in alliance with him.
Lindsay: Why not?
Noah: Because he's on the other team.
Alejandro: Noah is correct if you form an alliance with Tyler, you could get us all eliminated you don't want that do you?
Lindsay: No, I want to go to the final three.
Noah: That's reassuring.
(Lindsay looks at Tyler and he waved at her making her smile)
(Static)
Lindsay: Nolan and Alfonso said I couldn't form an alliance with him, but they never said anything about dating him.
(End of confessional)
(Kitty sits next to Lindsay)
Lindsay: Hi Cat.
Kitty: Hi Lindsay and my name is Kitty by the way I wanted to talk to you about something.
Lindsay: What's that?
Kitty: I noticed how you've been looking at Tyler if I didn't know any better, I'd say you liked him.
Lindsay: ......Ok yes, I like him a lot but he's on the other team and I want to tell him how I feel but I don't know how should I go for it?
Kitty: Life is short and he's really cute maybe he feels the same way.
(Lindsay thinks about what Kitty said)
(Time passes and its now nightfall)
(Tyler is exhausted and he sees Dave sleeping Tyler's eyelids look like they're about to drop but all of a sudden, a bear comes out of bush and attacked Dave)
Tyler:(screams)
(Dave wakes up and he just fine turns out it was just a hallucination)
Chris: Congratulations campers you've made it to the 24-hour mark time to kick it up a notch with fairy tales.
Gwen: Oh, he is not serious.
(Chef is dressed up like a sheep and plays the harp)
Chris: Once upon a time there was a very boring kingdom and in this boring kingdom was a very boring village and in this very boring sleepy village filled with very boring children who did very boring things.
(Cody falls asleep and dreams about sheep jumping over a harp this last sheep was Chef and there was a pffftt noise woke him up and it turns out Owens butt was near Cody's face and Cody coughed several times)
(Dance of the sugar plum played and Chef was wearing a ballerina costume and he sprinkles pixie dust on the campers making them more tired Leonard ties himself onto a tree and he falls asleep, and the tree falls on him)
Gwen: (tiredly) Timber!
(Static)
Sky: My sister and I had a few all nighters before, and I always beat her because I just kept moving and kept focus.
(End of confessional)
(Gwen and Trent were trying to get to know each other better)
Gwen: Ok favorite song?
Trent: She would be loved, favorite color?
Gwen: Um midnight blue.
Trent: Ohhh mysterious I like that.. (Gwen yawns) Ah don't fall asleep, yet I'd be so bored without you, quick favorite movie moment?
Gwen: You're going to think it's cheesy.
Trent: I promise not to judge.
Gwen: Ok the kiss at the end of that road trip movie you know the guy and the three girls.
Trent:(laughs) I know that movie I can't believe you like that one.
Gwen: What happened to you not judging?
(Owen walks past them in his underwear and Gwen and Trent's went big and they see Owens clothes on the ground)
Trent: You saw that right?
Gwen: I did but I wished I didn't.
(Static) Owen: Did I mention I ate a plate of baked beans and maple syrup funny thing about beans is that they make me sleep walk. (End of confessional)
Emma: (Slapping herself repetadley) Come on Emma stay up never quit, never surrender, never say never!
(Gwen and Trent laying on the ground star gazing)
Trent: You still awake?
Gwen: Yeah, it's weird but I think I'm so tiered I'm not tired anymore does that make sense?
Trent: Sure, it does it's called insomnia. Hey, where's the Little Dipper again?
Gwen: You see the Big Dipper? Follow the handle to that bright star the pole star and it's right there. (points it out)
Trent: Aw cool.
(Camera showed Shawn with wide eyes)
Kitty: I'm just saying that he doesn't look like he's alive.
Sky: he's not dead watch. (yells) SHAWN!! (Shawn still stands there, says and does nothing)
Kitty: You see, that's what creeping me out.
Sky: Ok, I see what you mean now.
(Shawn snores)
Kitty:(gasp) There is no way?! (waves her hand in front of Shawn's face) This might be the creepiest thing I have ever seen. Hey Chris Shawn, is sleeping with his eyes open.
Chris: Shut up, this I gotta see! (walks over to Shawn and checks it out) That is so crazy, incredible but he's still out though.
(Static)
Shawn:(snores) (wakes up) Huh?! Oh, I've been training myself to sleep with my eyes open, I read that your still taking info and alert your brain if there's any danger and coming petty handy during a nighttime zombie attack or if you fall asleep while riding your bike. Totally works.
(End of confessional)
(Two days later) (It was morning Dave was sleeping in a stiff line and Duncan puts Dave hand into a cup)
Duncan: Oh, gross it works dude peed is pants!
(Dave wakes up and he quickly covers the pee)
Dave:(gasp) (screams) (runs off)
(Emma is waking up very comfortably but then her eyes widen when she realizes she was sleeping on top of Noah she the cautiously moves away from him)
(Static)
Emma: Ok for the record that was an accident it didn't mean anything. (rubs arm nervously while blushing)
(End of confessional)
Gwen:(yawns) I'd kill for a coffee.
Chris: What is wrong with you people fall asleep already?! (Drinks from coffee) (Gwen grabs Chris leg)
Gwen: You gotta hook me up man I'll even eat the grinds anything!
Chris: Alright you give come with me while the rest of you take a shower you all stink!I didn't want it to come to this but I said the Chef last night and I said Chef these kids are tough so I've come up with the most boring sleep inducing hung I could come up with.
(Static) Gwen: Oh come on what now? Ok you know what bring it on. (End of confessional)
Chris: the history of Canada a popup book chapter one the beaver national symbol and real a fine hat.
(Camper's groan)
Chris: Which of course was the precursor for the discussions that led to war in 1812.
(Lightning and Alejandro fell asleep and Trent fell on his face)
Gwen: Trent No! Please don't leave me!
Chris: Time for a bathroom break any takers?
Duncan: I've held it this long sister I could hold it all day!
Gwen: Yeah, but can you hold it for another 10 chapters?
Chris: You've got five minutes.
(Five minutes later Duncan comes back and falls down and is now asleep)
Chris: And the winner of the awake a thon is Gwen! Champion!
Lightning: This is sha bogus Lightning is on a team of losers!
Shawn: Come on, winning isn't everything.
(Lightning starts chasing Shawn)
(Nighttime at the campfire)
Chris: You've all castes your votes and made your decision there are only nine marshmallows on this plate when I call your name come and claim a marshmallow the camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow must immediately walk down the dock of shame and get on the boat of losers and never return ever! The following people are safe Duncan, Leonard, Geoff, Bridgette, Sky, Courtney, Dave and the finale marshmallow of the night goes to-
(Tyler look anxious while Lightning looked confident)
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Chris: Tyler. Light the dock of shame awaits.
Lightning: Sha what?! Throwing away your strongest team member you're all going to regret this especially you Courtney you're a total sha dud!
(Static)
Courtney: I am so glad he's gone that guy was nothing but arrogant.
(Static)
Zoey: Back in my small town the hockey team, the snow owls were the most chaotic team, and their captain and his best buddy both weren't very bright, one time they crashed their bus into the town fountain and when they got sued they all lost their driving privileges.
(End of confessional)
(The killer bass are roasting their marshmallows)
Courtney: To the killer bass and to hoping not to be here next week.