The Huckster + 

He has a hump like an ape on his back; + 

He has of money a plentiful lack; + 

And but for a gay coat of double his girth + 

There is not a plainer thing on the earth + 

This fine May morning. + 

But the huckster has a bottle of beer; + 

He drives a cart and his wife sits near + 

Who does not heed his lack or his hump; + 

And they laugh as down the lane they bump + 

This fine May morning. + 