Scarlett's POV
We were sitting on the bus heading to where the plane was.
The bus stopped and Chris started calling out names.
"Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, LeShawna!" he called.
"Oh, could you carry my bag honey?" Courtney asked Duncan.
"No prob hot stuff" Duncan responded, picking up Courtney's bag.
"Lindsay, Owen, Dj and Harold!" Chris continued.
Owen started screaming about how he didn't want to go in the plane.
"He's afraid of flying, remember?" Dj reminded Chris.
"Aerophobia! from the Latin! In opposed to aeronausaphobia, the fear of air sickness" Harold said, getting out of the bus.
"Keep up the fascinating facts and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you" Noah said, getting off the bus as well.
"If it gets near me, I will throw you off the plane" I said, getting off.
"There's no excuse for abuse" Alex said, getting off the bus behind me.
"And, returning favorites, Noah, Cody, Scarlett, Alex and-" Chris continued
"Yo yo! This year's winner is in the house!" Ezekiel cheered "Err, bus! I mean uh, runwayyyyyy! Where's the plane eh?"
"I know right? Let's fly!" Izzy cheered, jumping on his shoulders, making him topple off balance and knock us over.
"Yep! Izzy's back! Also returning, Tyler and the co-host of total drama aftermath, Bridgette!" Chris continued. Tyler and Bridgette ended up in the pile too.
"You Chris, you forgot to introduce me!" Ezekiel reminded Chris.
Chris sighed. "And Ezekiel" he said.
"And now to mix it up and keep it all nice and fresh, I'm adding two new competitors! He's an honor role student with a diplomat for a dad, and the amazing ability to charm the pants off most species, Alejandro" Chris said.
Alejandro stepped off the bus.
"perhaps I could assist?" he said, helping Izzy and Bridgette up.
"Woweeeeeeeeee" Izzy gawked
"I- I- I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" Bridgette blurted out.
"Good for you" I said, getting up and brushing myself off.
"And amigos, please allow me" Alejandro continued, helping Tyler, Ezekiel and Alex to their feet.
"Wow eh" Ezekiel said
"Thanks" Alex smiled.
"I like girls!" Tyler clarified.
We walked over to where the rest of the contestants were.
"And she's a sugar addicted superfan with sixteen total dram blogs! Sierra!" Chris said.
Sierra ran out of the bus.
"OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU GUYS! AND THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" she squealed, before starting to hyperventilate "ANYONE GOT A PAPER BAG I CAN BREATH INTO?!"
She ran to Cody "OH MY GOSH, CODY! I've dreamt of this moment! Only you weren't wearing a shirt!" she said, grinning creepily.
A weird screeching noise started. We turned to see a plane that wouldn't look out of place in a junk yard rolling towards us.
"What the-" Duncan said.
The plane stopped moving
"Um, excuse me? I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our aircraft!" Courtney said, raising her hand like she was in school or something.
"Relax! it's perfectly safe!" Chris reassured her. A part of the plane fell off. "Now boarding!" Chris smirked.
"No! I can't ride in that! Call the united nations! call a cab! call my mom!" Owen yelled "I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical!"
Chris hit him in the head with a frying pan, knocking him out. "Anyone else got a problem with it?" he snapped.
"No!" Cody said
"Love it!" Lindsay added nervously
"Dibs on the window seat!" Bridgette finished.
"Now boarding! On a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a front row seat for all the action, right here on total, drama, 🎶World touuuuuuuuuuuuur 🎶"Chris sang.
"Seriously?" Duncan and I asked.
We went inside the plane.
"Singing? really? I thought Chris was joking about that" Gwen stated
"Well I don't have a problem with it!" Courtney smiled
"me neither" Alex agreed
"yeah, because you like singing" LeShawna pointed out
"Well I don't!" Duncan said "Girls sing, little birdies sing, haha, Duncans do not sing".
"It is both sexist and factually incorrect to state that all females enjoy singing, because I don't sing. Never have, never will" I said, folding my arms and scowling.
"Think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked hopefully
"I'll beat you if you try" Duncan threatened.
"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather scowled.
"Singing reality shows are huge! And, the worse the singing, the higher the ratings. Which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehersals, or warning!" Chris said.
We all groaned and complained.
"Anywho, this is the dining area, where you'll enjoy inflight meals" Chris said, gesturing to the room we were in.
"Not for long eh! Prepare to lose to the Zeke!" Ezekiel cheered.
"Ok, so not trying to be mean here, but you do know that you got kicked off first last time, right?" Alex said gently.
"Word, and I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again!" Ezekiel said confidently "I'm stronger, faster, smarter-"
"Confidence! A fool's substitute for intelligence!" I scoffed.
Chris blasted an airhorn. "Zip it! I need to finish the tour so we can get this bird in fight" he said.
"Is there a ladies room?" LeShawna asked
"Just through there" Chris said, pointing to a door.
"Good! Because I've got to make a deposit!" LeShawna said, before walking in.
Confessional
LeShawna: *LeShawna enters and is about to unzip her jeans. She sees the camera* There's a camera in the potty? AGAIN!? Ugh! Can't a sister get a little privacy on this program?
End
LeShawna exited the bathroom, having revealed where this season's confessional was.
We went to another room. It had two long benches, and overhead lockers.
"Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy accomodation between between destinations" Chris said.
"Ok, so um, where are our beds?" Lindsay asked, rubbing her arm.
"Owen? care to demonstrate?" Chris requested. We all looked at Owen who was sitting on a bench with his arms strapped to the wall.
"Plane... no..." he mumbled in his sleep.
"That does not look comfortable" Heather said, wrinkling her nose.
"No comfort for losers! Safety harnesses and an emergency exit! But no comfort here, here, or here" Chris said.
"Hahahahahaha! OMG Chris, i am just LOL, hahahahahaha!!!" Sierra laughed.
We've got a new Izzy
"We should hit the winners compartment eh! Cause I ain't never gonna sit back here! Ha! never!" Ezekiel laughed.
"Is never your policy on mouthwash too homeschool?" Noah asked, fanning the air.
"Also Ezekiel, by saying you are not never going to sit back here, you contradicted yourself, thereby claiming that you were never going to sit anywhere other than here, which is honestly quite believable." I said, pushing my glasses up my nose.
"Why don't ya hush your mush, four eyes?" Ezekiel said
"Making fun of someone based on their physical appearance, how original" I said sarcastically, looking down on the vastly inferior being.
Confessional
Scarlett: I would hate that sexist trash, but just he isn't worth my time
End
We went to a luxurious area in the plane.
"This is the first class cabin! The domain of each week's winner!" Chris announced.
I sat down in one of the plush chairs.
"God I hope my team never loses" I smiled.
"Woooooow Scarlett! This is probably the happiest you've ever been on camera!" Sierra said.
"Ok then" I said, a little annoyed by her interrupting my thoughts.
We checked out Chris's private room, which was pretty boring before going back to the dining area.
"And that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold but I'm sure you'll find that exciting destination later! When I 'accidently' lock you in it" Chris said
The plane started moving. Bridgette fell into Alejandro's lap.
"Senorita, are you ok?" he asked
"Is the Earth moving?" she asked dreamily.
"Nope! We are! Wooooooooooo!" Izzy cheered
"One more thing" Chris said "I'm sure you all remember a little thing called the elimination ceremony. Takes place right in there my friends"
He brought us to where the elimination ceremonies were going to be.
"If you do not receive a barf bag full of airline issue peanuts-" Chris began
"I got a peanut allergy yo!" Ezekiel interrupted "Or more like a sensitivity"
Chris glared at him before continuing "You will we forced to take the drop of shame-"
"ok, i just don't like peanuts-" Ezekiel said.
"A bit like this?" I snapped, before throwing him off the plane.
"Exactly like!" Chris grinned.
Ezekiel got up and started running after the moving plane. "Hey! Hehe, good one eh! Now slow down and let my bling back in!" he yelled.
"All eliminations are final bro!" Chris yelled back
Confessional
Alex: *Confused* no they aren't. Not all of them.
End
We went back to the dining area to wait to reach our first destination.
"Every second we're getting closer to adventure. And further from mama" Dj said sadly.
"Cody Emmet Jamerson Anderson" Sierra said to Cody "I also happen to know that your birthday is April first! You're my very own April fool".
"Creep" I muttered, already hating her.
A bell rang.
A spotlight shone on Chris who was wearing a suit and stupid hat.
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell it's musical number time! So, let's hear it" he prompted.
"But... what are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asked.
"You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn't be challenging otherwise, would it?" Chris asked.
Music started playing.
Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Izzy: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Lindsay and Sierra: Up!
Alex: Sing!
Cody and Alex: Sing!
Cody, DJ and Alex: Sing!
Cody, DJ, Alex and Tyler: Sing!
Bridgette, Courtney, Heather, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay and Sierra: We're flying.
Alejandro, Cody, DJ, Harold, Noah, and Tyler: And singing.
Everyone (except Duncan, Ezekiel, Scarlett, and Owen): We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: Come fly with us!
Cody and Sierra: Come fly with us!
Izzy: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Bridgette: Come fly with us!
Bridgette and Lindsay: Come fly with us!
Alejandro: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.
Duncan: *Talking normally* Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. *Hits self with nunchucks* Ah!
Scarlett: *Talking normally* Yeah, but you realize that you're singing on TV?
Courtney and Alex: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be meeeeeeeeeeeee!
DJ: Come fly with us!
DJ and Leshawna: Come fly with us! *Plane starts shaking and they fall over*
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing!?
Chef Hatchet: I try.
Ezekiel: *Rises up from a bag in the cargo hold* They thought they could leave me and depart, but this stowaway's got winning in his heart!
Noah and Gwen: Come fly with us! Come die with us!
Owen: *talking normally* We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane! *gets hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Chris*
Cody, DJ, Heather and Sierra: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
Duncan and Scarlett: *Firmly* No!
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-
Gwen: *Grabs the rules he was holding* All contestants must sing in each show!
Courtney: *Firmly* Duncan, do it! Let's go!
Alex: *Pleading* Scarlett , sing it! Don't go!
Scarlett: Well, it'll get me closer to the million.. . *Singing* Come fly with us! Come die with us! Come fly and die with us!
Courtney: *Pleading* Duncan, come on! Please?
Duncan: This suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
Everyone: Yeah!
We finished singing. Chris was standing there with a newspaper, pretty much just ignoring us.
"Enough singing fruitcakes!" Chef said over the intercom "Strap yourselves in! We are now beginning our descent into Egypt! Musical numbers... worst idea ever! Chris is such an id- hey, why's the PA light still on? Oh shi-".
"We'll be right back" Chris said, looking very annoyed.
"You guys ready for some fun?" Chris asked. He was dressed in some Egyptian getup and was being carried around on a chair by some interns.
"Boy, it's a scorcher out there!" he said
"No. Shit. Sherlock." I spat.
He glared at me before continuing. "I call today's challenge, Pyramid Over-Under!"
"An eleven hour flight, Chef's inflight cuisine, a forced musical number, now we've got a challenge?" LeShawna said, looking pissed off.
"Don't ya love this game?" Chris grinned.
We gathered at a starting line.
"It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven" Harold complained
"It might help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato" LeShawna said, indicating his aluminum foil hat.
"Aluminum foil means the aliens can't read our brains. It's a real problem in this area" Harold said.
Chris smashed two symbols together.
"man! That's satisfying!" he said "Alright, Pyramid over under means you can choose how you get to the finish line, either over or under the pyramid".
"Um, wouldn't it be more though the pyramid?" Alex asked
"No one cares brainiac." Chris said.
Confessional
Alex: *Sighs* Why does everyone call me that?
Sierra: OMG, poor Alex! He hates being called Brainiac, because his brother and dad call him that all the time, and he hates his brother and dad, in fact his brother is his worst enemy and- *Confessional camera dies*
End
"Ready, set-" Chris said.
"wait up yo! Wait up!" someone yelled. We turned to see Ezekiel running over.
"Oh you can't be serious" I groaned.
Ezekiel ran up to beside Chris.
"I told you I wasn't going to lose this time!" he said.
"Didn't we leave you in like Halifax, or Whitehorse, or whatever?" Chris asked.
"it's called landing gear homes! I climbed it and hid with the cargo" Ezekiel gloated, obviously very proud of himself.
"Impressive, but you're still out" Chris said
Confessional
Scarlett: *Tents fingers* Excellent
End
"Now way! I'm in it to win it! Word!" Ezekiel said.
"Hey, it's your funeral" Chris shrugged "Set, GO!".
I decided to go over the pyramid, along with Alex, Lindsay, Bridgette, Tyler, and Alejandro.
Alejandro started climbing while the rest of us just stood at the base of the pyramid, questioning our life decisions.
"is it to late to go under the pyramid?" Tyler asked
"Through" Alex and I corrected him.
"Alejandro's doing ok" Lindsay said, looking up at him. "He's like the super cutest mountain goat in the world!" she gushed.
I rolled my eyes.
Confessional
Scarlett: Ugh! Alejandro is really starting to annoy me! Back in the first season, I had to work hard to get everyone wrapped around my finger, but now here he is getting the girls to swoon over him just because he's 'handsome?'. Ugh! Moron!
End
"Wait! I can be a goat!" Tyler said to Lindsay who completely ignored him.
Alejandro came back down the mountain and offered his hands.
"May I be of assistance?" he purred seductivly. Lindsay and Bridgette blushed before taking his hands. I folded my arms and glared at him.
"Senorita, would you care for some assistance?" he asked me.
"I don't believe so" I glared
"well, tell me if you change your mind" Alejandro smiled, before picking up Lindsay and Bridgette and starting to carry them.
"Yeesh, you really don't like that guy, do you?" Ale asked me.
"No, not especially" I said. We started climbing after them and soon made it to the top where they were.
"It's to steep for me to carry you down..." Alejandro said to Lindsay and Bridgette.
"There must be an easier way..." Bridgette said.
I gasped, before pulling a sign out of the pyramid and giving it to Bridgette. "Bridgette, you're a surfer! You could surf!" I explained.
"You're right!" she said in excitement.
Bridgette put the sign down and we got on before sliding down the pyramid.
"woohoo! Awesome!" Bridgette and Lindsay cheered.
"Amigos, after you!" Alejandro insisted. Lindsay, Bridgette and Alex walked across the finish line. Alejandro and I were bout to, but Chris stopped us.
"Not so fast! This season, three teams!" he smirked "Bridgette, Alex and Lindsay round out team one, so you guys are the first members of team two"
"In Egyptian, it's etney!" Harold said.
"Nobody cares" I said.
"If it's any consolation, you two do get..." Chris said, before pointing at Tyler who was tumbling down the pyramid.
"Uhhh, Tyler is it?" Alejandro asked.
"Yup. And you also get-" Chris said, before pointing to Owen and Noah who were running out of the pyramid "Congratulations!".
"That's..." Alejandro said " Wonderful "
Confessional
Alejandro: QUE IDIOTA *BLEEP* INCOMPETENTES!
End
Sierra and Heather ran across the finish line. Sierra had Cody slung over her shoulder.
"We did it!" the girl cheered "Group hug! Come on Heath, you too!".
Heather plastered on a smile before reluctantly hugging the two.
"And hug's over" Chris said "Sierra, go join team two. Heather and Cody, you'll be on team three"
"In Egyptian it's-" Harold began
"No one cares Harold" I reminded him.
Cody looked around. "Where's Gwen? N- not that I care or anything, just you know, curious" he asked.
"We all know that you like Gwen" I pointed out.
"I'M TELLING YOU, WE NEED TO UNTIE!" Gwen's voice floated down from the top of the pyramid.
She was tied to Duncan and Courtney with rope.
"Oh this is too much" I smirked.
Chris rang the 'friendly little bell' again.
"Oh kids!" he yelled to Courtney, Duncan and Gwen "Recognize that sound? Time for anyone who's not finished with the challenge to give us a little musical reprise!".
Confessional
Scarlett: I have never been happier to finish a challenge
End
"You said one song per episode!" Duncan yelled back down
"It's a reprise dude! Not a new song!" Alex yelled.
"Thank you" Chris thanked.
"You know what? No!" Duncan said, before starting to walk backdown the pyramid, dragging Gwen and Courtney behind him. "No no no no no!".
He got to the bottom of the pyramid "Three hours of those two squawking on this stupid pyramid, in this stupid heat, and you want me to SING?!" he yelled "FORGET IT!!!"
"Dude! You have a contract!" Chris pointed out.
"eat it McLean! If you need me, I'll be on the plane waiting for a ride home, because I'm out! Done! I quit!" Duncan said, cutting through the rope and storming off to the plane.
Courtney gasped, and Gwen sadly looked down at the ground.
Cody offered his hand to her. "Hi. Looks like we're teammates" he said.
Confessional
Cody: Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, and then you get to buy them a pop and listen and... well they still won't go out with you, but you get to buy them a pop!
End
Izzy ran out of the pyramid carrying a mummy.
"IZZY, NO!!!" Owen yelled.
"YOU'RE CARRYING THE UNDEAD!" Noah added.
Izzy stopped running for a second and turned to the mummy she was holding "Cool! Bite me and I can be your undead friend, like frankenstein!" she said.
The mummy jumped out of her arms and pulled the bandages off it's head to reveal Ezekiel.
you have got to be kidding me.
"Thanks for all the help, ya knobs!" he said.
"Izzy, go join team-" Chris began
"Telata, or three!" Harold said.
"Come on guy! After all this you gotta let me back in!" Ezekiel pleaded.
Confessional
Scarlett: That sentence is both proving of Ezekiel's stupidity, and grammatically incorrect
End
"Fine! Only because we're down a man thanks to Duncan Mc'Quitty pants" Chris responded "Go join team one"
"Yes!" Ezekiel cheered.
"Um, wouldn't the teams be more equal if he joined team three?" I asked.
"He'll join the team I want him to" Chris said flatly "Ok teams, talk amongst yourselves to determine a team name. You have three minutes while I enjoy this ice-cream cone"
"Team Victory!" team one yelled
"Team Amazon!" team three yelled.
My team was debating.
"Got it!" Sierra exclaimed "Tea, Chris is really, really, really, really hot!"
"WHAT?!" the rest of us exclaimed.
"Alright! Best team name ever!" Chris grinned "Now, here are your rewards".
"Team Amazon, you win a camel, team Chris is really, really, really, really, really hot, you win a goat" he continued
"I believe there were only four 'reallys'" Alejandro said.
"And team victory, here you go!" Chris gave them a stick.
"So the guys who come in last get a camel, and we get a stick? How is that fair?" Alex asked.
"All will be explained, if I feel like it, next time on total drama world tour!