In the middle of the night Chad is dreaming of doing nothing other than playing games and watching T.V. shows as his lover in the distance calls out to him letting him know that the food was going to be ready soon and other things he had to do for the day.
All of this soon ended however with Chris's loud mouth talking through a megaphone with an airhorn being blown before and after his little wake up call because screw everyone that wasn't him as he probably thought this was funnier than anything he's done all year.
Chad Confessional: "*Static* I swear the first chance I get I'm going to shove that stupid *long beep* air horn right up his *even longer beep but this time even his hands have been censored as he was making crude jesters the entire time* (pants) okay I feel better now lets get this *short beep* started. *Static*"
As Chad and the rest of the Mutant Maggots walk out of their cabin Chad was the only one to not change at all and was content with still wearing his pajamas which were just some plain sweat pants and a wizards cloak.
Chad: "What? I know I rock this *beep* and you all know it."
Chad crosses his hands as some strange gust of wind starts blowing across him and everyone else causing him to look more like a final boss for the Mutant Maggots than he already looked. With Chad's tattoos seeming to move in the wind with everyone rubbing their eyes to try and see if they were seeing things or not.
Chris: "(Blasts another airhorn for no reason other than he felt like it) Well campers as you all know it's time for the next challenge You'll all be taking part in a scavenger hunt. (Presses a button as his giant screen appears with the screen splitting into three lanes) First you have to pass through a forest, then a cemetery, and finally reach the end inside a cave. Whoever reaches the end of the scavenger hunt with the most members wins!"
Chris then pulls out a flare and shoots it in the air before clapping his hands as both teams start rushing towards the nearby woods in hoping of finding the first clue before the others along with being on the lookout for whatever sick and twisted hunter Chris brought this time.
Dakota confessional: "*Static* So after Chris agreed to let me stay, he put a restraining order on the paparazzi, so now I'm stuck here for no reason! And now he's making me, like, work! So not cool! *Static*"
Brick confessional: "*Static* Ever since I was born I hated the dark with the creaks and the (ruffling sounds can be heard from outside) 'Who's that?' and the 'Get away!' (screams) *Static*"
Before leaving however Chad and the rest of Team Maggot stay behind as Cameron stays in front of the screen Chris brought out and wonders what the spider symbol might have been.
Camron: "Uh... Chris, what the heck does this mean?"
Chris: "(Chuckles) Oh that! Well we've got some reports of a giant mutated arachnid creature hanging around the area somewhere so (chuckles once more) good luck with that."
Cameron confessional: "*Static* I have a severe case of arachnophobia! Spiders are just so creepy. Literally, anything with that many legs must be evil. (shudders, screams at nearby spider) *Static*"
Looking around Chad wonders where the heck the Toxic Rats where? Only for the group to see them about twenty minutes later as Lightning was clearly fighting back the desire to yell out like a baboon as his hand got caught in a bear trap for the first clue.
Jo: "What you guys got there (she said in a mocking and sarcastic tone yet also somehow authoritative)?"
Before anyone (mostly Lightning) can say anything they all walk away like their some preppy rich kids who couldn't stand looking at the poor kids in front of him.
Chad: "(Claps his hands) So that's what that feels like!"
Everyone looking at Chad like he was crazy before Jo started telling everyone about her plan on how they could find out the first clue at almost the same time as the Toxic Rats.
Jo: "Okay everyone, listen up! I got a plan, so what were going to do is to wait and hide up ahead and either steal, peek, or should anyone be stupid enough to read out loud just sit back and hear the clue."
Having no other ideas everyone agrees with Chad refusing to follow them as he feels like the plan was too dishonorable to do and leaves the group and goes off to do his own thing and try his best to figure out the clues and challenges on his own.
It didn't even take ten steps away from the group before the giant spider creature appeared in front of Chad and seemed like it wanted to fight fight him more than all the others with it even moving one of its little arm things in a sort of "bring it" motion.
Chad: "(Looks around looks at his hand like there's a clock there) Well I got time."
Chad cracks his neck as the giant spider creature shoots its web at Chad as he uses his cloak to defend himself while also grabbing a rock and stick and using the web to hold them together and quickly create an old stone spear and throws it at the spider all in one motion.
Giant Mutant Spider: "(Screeches in pain and starts charging at Chad)"
Chad: "You know (jumps up and breaks a branch as he sticks to the tree) for something so crazy looking, *smiles* you're honestly not that tough."
Giant Mutant Spider Confessional: "*Static* (Puts on multiple pairs of glasses along with trying to sound intimidating towards a picture of Chad that's just him posing for some model bikini calendar) *Static*"
As Chad stands on the tree getting ready to continue fighting the spider creature it instead starts running away towards the rest of his team mates and the Toxic Rats with Chad not seeming to care at all and is more disappointed in the creature running away instead of fighting him some more.
Chad: "YOU COWARD!"
Letting out a long sigh Chad jumps off the tree and rips the webs off his cloak and makes himself a couple more stone spears with whatever he could find before walking off towards where he saw someone moving in the far off distance.
Grabbing some long piece of vine tentacle thing from one of the tentacle trees Chad ties all of his stone spears together so they'd be easier to transport as the tentacle trees shuddered in fear as they had all already learned not to mess with him as indicated by his hand print dents in them.
After awhile of walking Chad manages to find the cemetery area with the person he saw being Dakota reluctantly actually doing some work as she pours something in open graves along with placing down all the traps.
Chad: "(Rolls his eyes) HEY PRINCESS (Dakota jumps) What you doing over there!"
Before Dakota can say anything else the giant spider creature appears once more and tries to football tackle Chad while he just side steps the creature and stabs its web sack or whatever its giant rear was called.
The giant creature screams again and as Chad smiles as he knows this is a fight he was most defiantly going to enjoy he feels something hit him upside the head and it was something cold, hard, and dirty as he remembered hearing and feeling something fall onto him as he fell on the ground.
By the time Chad had woken back up he saw that Anne Marie and Mike or rather Vito were the only ones left on his team that were still free and that they also seemed to be wanting to continue kissing probably getting to third base before saving either of them.
It wasn't until Zoey started screaming for dear life did Mike finally return only for Svetlana to appear right after as she was needed more than Mike to get up the web and cut all of them down from the web.
Chad confessional: "*Static* Next time I see Mrs. propper I will shove this stick (breaks a metal shovel in half like it was made of wood) and shove it so far *very long, graphic and drawn out bleeping start to take place with all of Chad being censored with a black bar instead of the normal blue.* (Pants) To say I'm pissed is an understatement to say the least. *Static*"
Cutting back to the compition the giant spider creature appears once more with it seeming to be happy as Chad and Cameron both break free of their web prisions with Cameron barely beating Chad at fighting back against the spider.
Cameron confessional: "*Static* Ah, adrenaline! Nature's superstrength formula. Someone should really bottle it! *Static*"
Chad confessional: "*Static* Okay THATS IT! Next time I FIND SOMEONE INTERESTING TO FIGHT AND THEY GET TAKEN AWAY FROM ME I'M GOING TO FIGHT WHOEVER IT WAS NO MATTER IF THEIR A TEAMMATE OR THAT CUTE REDNECK HILLBILLY BOY! *Static*"
As everyone gets free from their web prisons and the giant spiderweb they were on they begin descending deeper into the cave as Mike/Svetlana saves Zoey and everyone else they could while Cameron keeps stomping on the giant spider leaving Chad to sulk in the corner alone.
Chad: "(Gets carried by Lightning of all people) This is such bull *beep* I wanted to fight!"
While going down the spider zip line the line starts to wobble as a cave in starts shaking the place with everyone falling into the cave without knowing what might be at the bottom.
Sadly the last person Chad wanted to see was also the first person he saw aka Chris was waiting for everyone and let everyone know that the Toxic Rats had won and apparently Izzy was the giant spider creature the entire time.
Chad: "(Looks completely confused) None of you knew that? I mean I thought it was obvious."
Cameron: "Is that why you wanted to fight the "creature" so badly?"
Chad: "Yea."
Chad Confessional: "*Static* I mean hearing Yy talk about her all this time and even seeing her on the projector made me really want to see if this girl had any actual spunk or if it was all for show (sighs) and now I'm never going to get the chance to truly fight her. (sounds of banging can be heard outside as Chad smiles and rushes out.) *Static*"
Brick feeling guilty for his team losing for some reason wanted to vote himself off but Chris thought it was more fare (and possibly fun) if they voting were to take place.
As everyone in the team sat down for the first time at the elimination ceremony everyone, and I do mean everyone looked depressed for some reason while the only ones mostly fine were Anne Marie and Jo who looked more annoyed than anything.
Anne Marie confessional: "*Static* Just when things were starting get good "Mike" had to go back to being normal and wanted to try and get with that 2⭐ floozy instead of getting my signals to meet up tonight! *Static*"
Jo confessional: "*Static* I swear if Brick doesn't go out I will personally throw him into the sea for the mutant sharks to eat as thanks for causing us our first loss!*Static*"
Brick: "(Stands up and salutes) Sir! I offer to get voted off first as I have failed this team sir!"
Jo: "(Blows raspberry) Yea like how your fear of the dark would have been something a real man would have let his team know before hand!"
Brick: "If I were to get night vision goggles I believe I would have done a better job for my team sir!"
Both Brick and Jo start staring glaring at one another Chad walks behind the two of them and forces them to kiss one another as the two looked at one another in shock before looking at Chad in anger as he already somehow disappeared.
Chris: "(Sighs) Alright calm down everyone! No matter how I might have liked this to go, Brick (Brick starts sweating even more than he already was) todays Mutant Maggot is tomorrows Toxic Rat."
As Brick cheers and shakes Jo's manly hand as they redeclare their competition Chris feels a bit lack luster for not getting to catapult someone before Dakota shows up once more and either because she was there or because she messed up once more Chris catapulted her off the island once more.
Dakota confessional: "*Static* (Shivers) Chris is like (shivers even more) SO UNFAIR! *Static*"