[The episode starts at a camp called "Camp Wawanakwa," somewhere located at Muskoka, Ontario, where a host named Chris McLean introduces himself.]
Chris: Yo, we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario.
I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest reality show on television right now. Here's the deal. Twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, they'll compete in challenges against each other then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat, [he laughs] and leave Total Drama Island for good. Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive one marshmallow. [Chris grabs a marshmallow with a stick, he eats it then he throws the stick away] In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small [holds a tiny treasure chest] fortune which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle [a bear tries to shoo the flies] black flies, [a grizzly bear roars] grizzly bears, disgusting camp food...
Grub: Hey now.
Chris: ...and each other. [A bird and her babies chirp or sing beside a camera] Every moment will be caught on of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right here, right now on Total...Drama...Island.
[The theme song plays.]
♪Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine, you guys are on my mind, you asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be famous ♪ ♪I wanna live close to the sun. Go pack your bags cause I've already won, everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there one day. Cause I wanna be famous. ♪ Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous♪ (Whistling in tune)
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island, all right, it's time to meet our first 11 campers, we told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort so, if they seemed a little T.O.-ed, that's probaly why. [Beth arrives] Beth, what's up? [Beth arrives and hugs Chris]
Beth : It's so incredulous to meet you. Wow, you're much shorter in real life
Chris: U h, thanks. [DJ arrives] DJ
DJ: Yo, Chris McLean, how's it going? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?
Chris: Yo, dawg, this is it, Camp Wawanakwa [DJ lifts his luggage, he does not look happy.]
DJ: Hmph, looked a lot different on the application form.
[Gwen arrives.]
Chris: Hey, Gwen
Gwen: You mean we're staying here?
Chris: No, your staying here, my crib is an airstream with AC that-a-way
Gwen: [not happy] I did not sign up for this.
Chris: Actually, you did. [Gwen rips her contract and smiles gladfully] The great thing about lawyers is they make lots of copies.
Gwen: I am not staying here.
Chris: Cool, I hope you can swim though, [Gwen's boat leaves] because your ride just left. [Gwen's boat honks]
Gwen: Jerk.
[Geoff arrives, party music plays, his boat leaves.]
Geoff: Chris McLean! 'Sup, man! It's an honor to meet you, man!
Chris: The Geoff-Ster, welcome to the island, man.
Geoff: Thanks, man.
Gwen: They say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke.
[Chris and Geoff high five.]
Chris: Everybody, this is Lindsay. [Pop music plays while Lindsay is introduced] Not to shabby.
Lindsay: Hiiii! Okay, you look so familiar.
Chris: I'm Chris McLean. [Lindsay looks confused] The host of the show.
Lindsay: Oh, so that's where I know you from.
Chris: Uh, yeah. [Heather arrives, with sunglasses on, she gives a look on the contestants] Heather.
Beth: [runs to Heather] Hi, looks like we're you new friends [She spits saliva due to having braces, Heather looks disgusted] for the next eight weeks.
[Rock guitar music plays. Duncan arrives. He doesn't look happy.]
Chris: Duncan, dude.
Duncan: I don't like surprises.
Chris: Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man, he also told me to give him a holler any time and have you return to juvie.
Duncan: [sniffs] Okay, then. Meet you at the campfire, gorgeous. Heather: Drop dead, you skeeze! I'm calling my parents, you cannot make me stay here. [Chris holds up Heather's contract.] [A horn honks. Tyler is water-skiing]
Chris: Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler! [Tyler slips and flies over the contestants, he bumps into the luggage]
Beth, DJ and Gwen: Ooh! [A luggage flips and splashes into the water which makes Heather's hair wet.]
Heather: Uhh, my shoes!
Chris: Wicked wipeout, man! [Tyler's hand comes out of the luggage and gives a thumbs up to Chris. DJ and Geoff also give a thumbs up, Gwen crosses her arms.] [Chris giggles quietly.]
[Harold, with a keyboard breathes loudly.] Chris: Welcome to camp, Harold.
B eth: What's he looking at?
Harold: So you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?
Chris: You got it.
Harold: Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills. [Chris shudders.] [Harold stands beside Geoff and Gwen, which she is not happy.]
Chris: next we have...[the boat arrives with a girl with long brown hair]
Kasumi: hey everyone [waves and gets off the boat]
Chris: Kasumi, What's up , finally some 'vacation' time? [Kasumi wakes up Chris with her luggage ]
Kasumi: (smirks ) oh real funny McLean...[she walks up to the group and introduce herself]
Kasumi: hey
Beth: (awestruck) hi you're so pretty ~
Lindsey: I love your hair ~
Kasumi: oh~ thanks you two
Gwen:(rolls her eyes) oh brother
Kasumi: whoa , I love your boots ..gothstar right?
Gwen: (surprised) wow ..uh yeah, how did...
Heather: no one cares ,can we move on already
Kasumi: keep your panties on.. horse hair, some of us like to appreciate people. (Gwen laughs as Heather glares at Kasumi) Chris: Contestant number nine is Trent.
Trent: Hey, good to meet you, man, saw you on that figure skating show, nice work, man.
Chris: Hey, thanks, man. I knew I rocked that show!
Beth: I saw that, one of the guys dropped his partner on her head, so they got immunity that week.
H arold: Lucky, I hope I get dropped on my head.
Lindsay: Me too!
Trent: So, this is it? [Heather squishes her hair, Harold picks his nose] All right then. [Harold continues picking his nose, Trent smiles at Gwen, guitar music plays. Gwen looks away from him, Gwen smiles at him] (Kasumi looking at them (thinking) I ship it already)
[Bridgette arrives with her surfboard.]
Bridgette: Hey, what's up?
Chris: Our surf chick, Bridgette is here.
Duncan: [scoffs] Nice board, this ain't Malibu, honey.
Bridgette: I thought we were going to be on the beach.
Chris: We are.
[A seagull with plastic on his neck gets waved by the waves.] Bridgette: [sighs] [sarcastic] Great.
Chris: All right, that makes--- [Bridgette knocks Chris with her surfboard.] Chris: Ow! Darn it, that hurts!
Bridgette: Hey, guys.
Geoff: Hey, I'm Geoff.
Bridgette: [almost knocks the boys out while the boys duck down trying to avoid getting hit] What's up?
Harold: Dang, watch the board, man!
B eth: Hi, I'm Beth.
Bridgette: [once again she almost knocks the boys while the boys duck down trying to avoid getting hit] Hey.
Heather: Okay, we've met Surfer Girl, can we get on the show, please? (Kasumi rolls her eyes at her ugly attitude ) Duncan: Someone missed their cappuccino macchiato this morning.
Heather: Get bent. [Noah arrives.]
Chris: Our next camper is Noah.
Noah: You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?
Chris: Sure, someone did.
Noah: Good, is this where we're staying?
Duncan: It's your mother's house and we're throwing a party Noah: Cute, nice piercings, original, do them yourself? Duncan: [grabs Noah's lips] Yeah, you want one?
Noah: Uh, no thanks, can I have my lips back? [Duncan lets go of Noah's lips] Thanks. [Leshawna arrives while waving.]
Leshawna: What's up, y'all, Leshawna's in the house. [Harold gasps.]
Leshawna: Yo, baby, hey how you doing? How's it going? [She and Chris high five] Feel free to quit now, save yourself the trouble 'cause I came to win! Oh what's up, my brother? ( She and DJ high five] Give me some sugar, baby!
Harold: I've never seen a girl like you before.
L eshawna: Excuse me? Harold: You're real big...and loud.
Leshawna: [angry] WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, OH NO YOU DIDN'T! [Gwen and Trent look shocked] YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET! [Harold defends himself with some of his karate skills, Bridgette and DJ try to stop her] I'LL SHOW YOU BIG, BABY! [Harold makes karate sounds while karate music is heard in the background] OH YEAH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? WELL, COME ON THEN!
Chris: All right, campers, settle down! [Leshawna calms down, Harold smiles at her, Katie and Sadie arrive] Ladies, Sadie, Katie, welcome to your new home for eight weeks.
[The scene shows a crummy old cabin house where flies are heard buzzing]
Katie: Oh my gosh, Sadie, look, it's a summer camp!
Sadie: Okay, I always wanted to go to a summer camp. Eeeeeee! [The girls grab their bags and run happily] [Chris looks unsure]
[Ezekiel arrives] Chris: Ezekiel! What's up, man!
Ezekiel: [points up] I think I see a bird. [Trent laughs.][Kasumi giggles and elbows him in the arm lightly]
Chris: Okay, look, dude, I know you don't get out much, been homeschooled your whole life raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay.
Ezekiel: Yes, sir.
Gwen: That's just...Wow.
Kasumi: I second that [Cody arrives.]
Chris: Cody, the Code-ster, the Code-Meister! [he and Cody high five]
Cody: Dude psyched to be here, man, I see ladies have already arrived, all right.( Kasumi (rolls her eyes) boy is he trying to hard.
Gwen: I'll say
[As Cody walks by brigdette , lindsay, and leshawna, he tries to say something to Leshawna, but Leshawna pauses him.] Leshawna: Save it, short stuff.
[Eva arrives.]
*Everyone went silent *
Chris: Eva. Nice, glad you could make it. [Cody tries to high five with Eva, but Eva's bag drops on Cody's foot.] Cody: Ow, what's in there, dumbbells?
Eva: Yes.
Duncan: She's all yours, man.
Kasumi(asking gwen) what do he mean by that?[Gwen shrugs ]
Owen: Wooooooooooohooooooooooooo! Chris! What's happenin'?! [laughs] This is awesome! Woooooohoooo!
Chris: Owen! Welcome!
Owen: [hugs and squishes Chris] Awesome to be here, man! Man, this is so... Gwen: Awesome? Owen: Yes! Awesome, woohoo! Are you going to be on my team?
Gwen: I sure hope so. (Kasumi gives her a smile and Patted her back knowing she's in good hands) Owen: Woooooooo!
Chris: You about finished?
Owen: Sorry, dude, I'm just so psyched! Chris: Cool, and here comes Courtney.
[Courtney arrives and waves, Chris gives her a hand.]
Courtney: Thank you. [Owen walks and stops] Hi, you must be the other contestants, It's really nice to meet you all. Owen: [shakes Courtney's hand] How's it going? I'm Owen. Courtney: Nice to meet you... ohhhh wow.
[Justin with pretty looks arrives.] [Everyone reacts to Justin. Justin smiles at the audience. Sadie faints, Eva swoons, and Kasumi just looked unamused] Chris: Everyone, this is Justin. Welcome to Total Drama Island. [he and Justin fist pump] Justin: Thanks, Chris, this is great.
Chris: Just so you know we picked you based entirely on looks.
Justin: I can deal with that. [walks to the dock]
Owen: I like you pants.
Justin: Thanks, man.
Owen: 'Cause they look like they're all worn out [laughs] did you buy them like that? [Everyone stares at Justin swooning.] Justin: Uh, no, just had them for a while.
Owen: Oh, cool. [smacks his forehead] Stupid! [Izzy is on her boat.]
Chris: Hey, everyone, Izzy!
Izzy: Hi, Chris! Hi! Whoa! [she trips and hits her chin on the dock]
Tyler: Oooooh, that was bad. [laughs]
[Courtney and Kasumi runs to Help Izzy.]
Courtney: Guys, she could be seriously hurt!
Kasumi: are you ok [They helps Izzy up]
Izzy: [shakes her hair to wipe her hair] That felt so good, except for hitting my chin This is summer camp? This is so cool, do you have paper Mache? Are we having lunch soon?
Owen: That is a good call!
Kasumi: this will be so much fun~
Chris: First things first, we need a group photo for the promos, everyone on the end of the dock. [The twenty-three contestants walk there. Chris jumps onto the boat] One, two, three... [a snap sound is heard] forgot the lens cap. [he puts the lens cap on] Okay, hold that pose. One, tw-- Oh no, wait, cards full. Hang on.
Leshawna: [rolls her eyes] Come on, man, my face is starting to freeze.
Kasumi: tell me about girlfriend
Chris: Got it. Okay, everyone say "Wawanakwa!"
Everyone: Wawanakwaaaa!!! [the dock breaks and everyone falls into the lake]
♡Jumpskip♡
As everyone got out of the lake and dried off, Chris explains the challenges....
Chris: This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition and maybe even your friends. You dig? [Harold smiles at Duncan. Duncan threatens Harold] The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!
Duncan: Excuse me? What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under them. (As he points at Heather and Kasumi as they both looked worried )
Kasumi: they aren't co-ed ,are they ?!(heather (for once) agrees with her)
Chris: nope, guys get one side of the cabin and girls get the other.
Lindsay: Excuse me, Kyle. Can me and Sumi have a cabin with the lake view since we're the prettiest?
Kasumi: thank you Lindsey, but I don't think that is how it works here also, his name is Chris
Chris: thank you Kasumi
Katie: I have to live with Sadie or, I'll die.
Sadie: And I'll break out in hives. It's true.
Gwen: This cannot be happening.
Owen:(as he grabs both Gwen and Tyler into a hug) Awww come on guys! It'll be fun, it's like a big sleepover!
Tyler: At least you don't have to sleep next to him.
[Rock music plays, Duncan roughly gives a noogie to a deer. Gwen and Tyler look at each other confused]
Chris: Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there. Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Kadie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah. From this moment on, you are officially known as, [a logo shows a gopher screaming like in a boxing match] the Screaming Gophers!
Owen:Yeah! I'm a gopher! Woooo!
Katie:Wait! What about Sadie?
Chris: The rest of you over here. Geoff, Bridgette, D.J, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold. Move, move, move!
Sadie: But Katie's a gopher! I have to be a gopher!
Courtney: Sadie, is it? Come on, it'll be okay.
Sadie: This is so unfair! I miss you, Katie!
Katie: [crying] I miss you too!
Chris: You guys will officially be known as [a logo shows an angry bass] the Killer Bass!
Harold: Awesome! It's like.... Amazing.
Courtney: um.....Chris, what about Kasumi ?
Everyone looked at Kasumi being the odd one out. Kasumi also didn't like being left out of the games.
Chris: since we're one extra player , she will be playing for both teams until one of both teams lose and will vote someone out...
Kasumi: that's fine with me
Chris: All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition.
[Static buzzing, in the confessional for the first time] You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest.
[Static buzzing.]
Gwen: Um, okay... So far, this sucks.
[Static buzzing.]
Lindsay: [in the confessional, facing the other way] Um, I don't get it. Where's the camera guy?
[Static buzzing, a duck is wearing lipstick in the confessional, he quacks.]
Static buzzing]
Owen: Hey everyone. Check this out. I have something very important to say. [farts] [laughs]
[Static buzzing.]
Kasumi: hey everyone back home, hi mom and dad, hi Sora, hi Ren, hi Saki ,hi Kimberly
[Static buzzing.]
Chris: All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west.
Everyone went to their cabins as Kasumi followed behind, she went and left her bags in the gophers cabin, so she can get to know some of the campers more before what time will lose this challenge.
Kasumi over hears gwen and heather fighting and sees cody following behind gwen , which made her and gwen uncomfortable.
Cody: You're so smart, I feel that!
Gwen: Should you be on the boy's side?!
(Cody smiles as Kasumi kung fu kicked him out)
[Cody flies from the girls cabin, a loud crash is heard.]
Kasumi: sorry cody, but no boys allowed especially creepy boys
Gwen: ok , that was awesome
Kasumi: thanks ~
Lindsay: Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron.
Chris: There are some in the communal bathrooms. Just across the way.
Lindsay: Communal bathrooms? But...I'm not Catholic...
Kasumi: Lindsey no that's communion , he means communal.
Gwen: It means we shower together, idiot.
Lindsey( cries) OH NO!...COME OOON
Owen : I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys! Know what I mean? [chuckles] [trent and Noah walk back inside]I mean, no! I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks! [laughs] I just don't want to sleep near them! Ahh, Dah, I mean...
Geoff : Excuse me, Chris?! Is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?
Chris : You're all sixteen years old. As old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So, other than myself, you'll be unsupervised. You got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge. Starting... Now!
Geoff : Nice.
Everything was calm until.....
(SCREAMING!!!!) (From lindsay) Leshawna : Ooh man, that white girl can scream.
(Everyone ran in to see Lindsey terrified and standing on the chair at the sight of a cockroach)
Lindsay : What is it? Kill it! Kill it!
DJ : [gasps and screams]unfortunately for him he broke Gwen's bunk bed in panic.
Gwen : That was my bed.
Everyone was scream, panicking and some jumping up on beds to get away from the roach , while others were trying to kill it..Kasumi came into the cabin and saw what was going on.
Kasumi: guys, its just a roach
As the roach got closer to the door where Kasumi was , Duncan came with axe and killed the roach...Kasumi could of sworn she heard it yelled "help me"
Kasumi: well that's one way to kill a roach
*Jumpcut to the mess hall *
Chef : Listen up! I serve it three times a day And you will eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down now!
Beth : Excuse me. Will we be getting all the major food groups?
Harold : Yeah. 'Cause I get hypoglycemic real bad If I don't get enough sugar.
Chef : You'll get a whole lot of shut the heck up!
Owen : [to Noah] Have a cow.
Chef : What was that?! Come closer, fat boy. I didn't hear you.
Owen : Uh, I didn't really say anything important.
As everyone was getting their plates and 'eating' .....Kasumi and brigdette were having a conversation about surfing and how to do all the cool surfing moves , until Chris came in...
Chris : Welcome to the main lodge.
Geoff : Yo, my man. Can we order a pizza?
(whoosh, shing]
Geoff : Whoa! It's cool, G! Brown slop is cool! Ha, ha. Right, guys?
Chris : Your first challenge begins... In one hour!
Katie : What do you think they'll make us do?
DJ : It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?
*jumpcuts to the first challenge*
{JUMPING OFF 1000 FT CLIFF}
Kasumi: you jinx it DJ