The notification pinged on Jungkook’s phone. He glanced at it, a flicker of annoyance crossing his face before he dismissed it. He was attempting to focus on his online lecture, but the group chat was already spiraling. + 

@Hopeseok: Made a groupchat. + 

@Hopeseok: Changed the name to “Kookies favourite hoes ????” + 

@Hopeseok: What’s bothering you, Kook? We’re all here for you!! + 

@AgustD: Yeah, I’m worried. + 

@RMmusic: I know how you feel. Just talk to us, Kook… + 

Jungkook sighed and typed a quick reply. + 

@ggukie: It’s nothing, guys. That was just a quote. + 

@Hopeseok: Why don’t you use some more hopeful quotes? ???? + 

@ggukie: Of course that’s coming from *you*, Hyung, lol. That’s not my thing. Sorry guys, I’m in class. Bye ???? + 

Before anyone could respond, Jungkook had already exited the chat. + 

@AgustD: Hey! Don’t you leave here. Come back now! + 

@AgustD: Don’t ignore me, that will only make things worse for you! + 

@RMmusic: Chill, he probably has class, grandpa. + 

@AgustD: Who gives a shit? Class is bullshit. + 

@RMmusic: Take that back, grandpa. + 

@AgustD: Oh, if it’s a war he wants, it’s a war he gets. + 

@Hopeseok: What does that mean, Hyung…? + 

@RMmusic: I don’t wanna know, blah blah blah blah!!! *covers ears* + 

@Hopeseok: Eww, did you just do that POV thing 0-o + 

@RMmusic: *ignores Hoseok because I’m cooler.* + 

@Hopeseok: *ignores Namjoon because he can’t dance for shit.* + 

@RMmusic: *grabs heart and falls onto the ground dramatically* Ouch. + 

@AgustD: *murders both of you single-handedly if you don’t shut up.* + 

@RMmusic left the chat. + 

@Hopeseok left the chat. + 