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❝I do not need your money, I only need one prime and real laugh!❞
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Yuji's POV:-
Today was so exhausting. That training in the abandoned building made me so tired. Gojo sensei took us to a restaurant so we can get some food. We ate sushi since Nobara was the winner of the Paper-Scissors-Rock game. When we finished our food, I remembered something.
Y/N SAN IS IN TOKYO!!!!
I looked at my sensei and opened my mouth, "Gojo sensei, can you take me somewhere?" I asked him and he looked at me with a puzzled look, "Where?" I pulled out my phone after he asked to show him the address, "This place. I have a friend of mine that I promised to visit." I said, hoping that he would agree.
He looked at me and smiled, "I see no problem, this place is near us."
I smiled big and jumped up, "Thank you sensei!!" I cheered, feeling excited to meet my friend. I wonder how she looks like now. "Oi, Itadori kun. Who is that friend you're visiting?" Kugisaki asked me with a raised eyebrow.
"You will see her. I'm pretty sure she will like you all."
Third Person's POV:-
Gojo called Ijichi to come and take them to the said place. It took them only 15 minutes to arrive there and Itadori didn't fail to see the same name of the shop.
"Undertaker? Is your friend a funeral parlor?" Megumi asked, his eyes never leaving the shop sign. Nobara tsk-ed, "I knew you're the type to have weird friends." She stated.
Yuji grumbled and approached the door, opening it slowly. Satoru, Megumi, Nobara, and Ijichi followed after Yuji. They noticed how the place was dusty and has spiderwebs here and there, the coffins decorated the place. Yuji knew that she will make this shop similar to her previous one in Sendai.
"That place gives me the creeps." Nobara complained, hugging herself. "I agree with you. It has a very strange vibe." Megumi added, eyeing one of the coffins. Gojo stood in front of a purple coffin and asked, "Are you sure your friend is here, Yuji kun?" Yuji nodded his head, "Yeah, she doesn't leave her shop a lot. Especially at time like this." He said which made Nobara glare at him.
"You idiot! What if she changed her routine?"
"No, she didn't! I know Y/N san will never change her routine!"
Just then...
The purple coffin Gojo still staring at opened, a hand with long black nails was the first thing they saw before someone took a peek from inside with a green light in their eye and a creepy grin. They all panicked except Yuji. Gojo was looking weirded out while Nobara and Megumi were pale with their jaws wide open. Poor Ijichi fell down from the fright when he saw the woman.
"Did someone call me?~"
The woman asked as she stepped out of the coffin. The poor sorcerers didn't say anything as they froze in place. Yuji threw his arms up and yelled, "Y/N san!!" The said woman looked at the pink haired boy and smiled, "Yu chan!!" She exclaimed, running toward him for a hug.
The embrace lasted for a few seconds before Y/N pulled away, "It has been a while. You changed a lot, Yu chan~" She said, giggling afterwards.
"Thanks, and you're still the same... I guess." Yuji said with a blush as he scratched his head.
Y/N's POV:-
I laughed at Yuji who was looking embarrassed. This boy always makes me laugh, he is the best laughing material I have ever had. I then noticed the other people who came with Yuji. A blindfolded man, a brunette girl, an emo boy, and a nervous man. Such a weird group, hehe. They flinched at my gaze and looked nervous and creeped out. Meh, it's not the first time anyone feels like this around me.
Yuji noticed that I was looking at his friends and decided to introduce them, "Y/N san, these are my friends. This is Gojo sensei, Kugisaki Nobara, Fushiguro Megumi, and Ijichi san." He said, pointing at each one of them. I smiled, "Hello there. My name is the Undertaker, but you can call me just Y/N." They just stared at me and I giggled while walking toward my desk, "Make yourself at home, Yuji's friends are my friends too." I said politely... well tried to be polite. The nervous man known as Ijichi excused himself and told them that he will wait in the car, guess I scared him.
I took out a jar of my favorite bone cookies and took one, "You want some?" I said, pushing it forward for them to take. "I would like to have one!" The blindfolded man I know now as Gojo took one, "It's delicious!" He said with a flowery aura around him that made me laugh, "I'm glad you like them." I then turned to Yuji, "So~ Any funny stories?~" I asked, my smile never leaving my face.
"Oh yeah! I have so much to tell you!"
And he proceeded to tell me everything that happened to him. I felt a bit sad when he said that his grandpa had died and that he is going to be executed after he absorbs Sukuna's fingers. However when he moved inward to the funny part, I couldn't stop laughing. He said that Sukuna pops every time randomly and was describing how horrible those fingers taste with his face expressions. I couldn't stop my laugh at all.
"HAHAHAHA! All of that because of a rotten finger, that's funny! HAHAHA!" I continued to laugh for five minutes.
After I calmed down, I wiped away my tears, "I'm sorry. It was funny. Now I know all of you are curious about me, so go ahead and ask." I said, going straight to the point. Their faces say that they want to know who am I.
"What's exactly your job? Are you a funeral parlor?" The black haired boy asked me and I made a sound that means no, "Wrong. I use my acknowledge in human's bodies and organs to collect the informations my customers needs." I said, half lying to them. I can't just tell them my actual work in this shop.
"You're selling these information in exchange of money." Gojo state as he put his hands in his pockets. I tilted my head with my smile getting bigger, interweaving my fingers in front of my chest (Like the photo above) , "Oh no no no, I don't need their shiny coins. All I ask for is just a prime laugh." I said, drooling a bit as an aura surrounded me.
The brunette girl then stepped toward me, "How old are you? You seem just two years older then us." I giggled at her question, bold of her to ask me about my age. I shrugged my shoulders, "I wonder~..." I mockingly told her, earning a look that says 'Are you kidding me?' I smiled at her, "I don't bother myself to know my age, it's just a number humans use so they can know how long they have before they die." I declared and turn around.
"Anymore question?"
"Are you always annoying like that?"
I looked at the source of the voice and saw a mouth on Yuji's face, "Ohh~ Is that Sukuna?" I asked as I went to Yuji to observe the mouth. He smirked, "Are pleased to see me?" He said.
"No, but I knew you would be annoying."
"Yes he is!" Yu chan exclaimed which made Sukuna growl and disappear, " Don't worry Yu chan, I will help you and protect you too. If your teacher doesn't mind of course." I said as I looked at the white haired man. Yuji looked at his teacher with a twinkling eyes, "Please sensei, let Y/N san help us."
Gojo thought for a while, "Alright then, I see no reason to say no. Beside, I like her attitude." He stated which made Yuji jump up, "You're the best, sensei!" He then ran toward me and hugged me, "I'm excited to work with Y/N san!" He said and I just giggled, patting his head.
Oh if Yuji just knew who I really am. I'm sure he and his friends will never come my away again and will regret the day they met me, but that's for another time.