First Contact

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“So, you’re going to take me out then?” Annabeth asked, her voice laced with cautious curiosity.

“Of course. What am I, an idiot?” The reply was immediate, sharp, and unapologetic.

The screen went black. The dreaded “GAME OVER” appeared. Annabeth tossed her controller onto the couch in frustration.

She was furious. Who *was* this new player, and how had he managed to defeat her? She’d been playing *Heroes of Olympus* for months, considered herself a veteran. A newbie had ended her fifty-two-quest winning streak.

Though she burned with anger at being upstaged, she was also impressed. She needed to know more about this player. She searched for his profile.

A few minutes later, she found it.

*Sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain*.

Could he be from Camp Half-Blood? She wondered. She clicked on his profile picture for clarity.

She raised an eyebrow. *This* idiot had beaten her? The picture featured a defiant, grinning face with the caption “Deal With It.”

She laughed aloud, a genuine sound of amusement. The whole ordeal was ridiculous. She sent him a message.

*daughterofathena_wisegirl*

Good game!

A few minutes later, he replied.

*Sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain*

Umm, sorry for killing you. Are you mad that I won?

*daughterofathena_wisegirl*

No.

*Sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain*

Damn! I was hoping you'd say 'yes' so I could respond with 'deal with it,' you know… as a reference to my profile picture.

*daughterofathena_wisegirl*

???? You really are a dork!

*Sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain*

Gee, thanks, Daughterofathena_wisegirl (a.k.a. the dorkiest nerd of all dorky nerds).

*daughterofathena_wisegirl*

???????????? I am a huge nerd. So wait, if *I’m* the dorkiest nerd of all dorky nerds, does that make me the queen of dorks? In that case, shouldn't you bow down to your queen?

*Sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain*

All hail the nerd queen! ????

*daughterofathena_wisegirl*

Although I like the sound of “nerd queen,” I would prefer to be called Wise Girl, pheasant.

*Sonofposeidon_seaweedbrain*

Although I like the sound of “pheasant,” I would like to be called Seaweed Brain, Wise Girl.

And that, my friends, is how Seaweed Brain met Wise Girl. Little did he know that this was the beginning of a chain of events that would change his world for better—or for worse.