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Act

II

Scene: Helena’s drawing room. Ten years later. The skeleton framework of Act I is still used. Tall windows put in back instead of Act I windows. Steel shutters for these windows. Where the green cabinet of Act I at Left has stood is a door, L. 2, leading to the outside. Where the cabinet stood at Right, a fireplace is placed. The tall open hallway R. C. of Act I is blocked up with a flat piece. The doors at Right and Left 1 have been changed to those of a drawing room. Door at Right leads to Helena’s bedroom. Door at Left 1 leads to library.

The furniture consists of a reading table at Left Center covered with magazines. A chair to the Left of table. In front of table is an armchair covered in chintz. A couch Right Center and back of it is a small table with books and bookends. On this table a small reading lamp. At Right between doorway and fireplace is a small table. There is a workbasket upon it, with pincushion, needles, etc. Down stage at Right and facing the couch is another armchair used by Alquist. To the Left of fireplace is a straight-backed chair. Upstage at Left near the L. 2 door to the outside is a writing desk. There is a lamp upon it, writing paper, etc., a telephone and binoculars.

The walls of the room have been covered with silk to the height of seven feet. This is done in small flats to fit the different spaces and are in place against the permanent set. The two French windows open into the room. At the rise they are open. There is a balcony beyond looking over the harbor. The same telegraph wires and poles from Act I are again visible through the window. The windows are trimmed with gray lace curtains. Binoculars on desk up stage by television.

It is about nine in the morning and sunlight streams into the room through the open windows. Domin opens the door L. 2; tiptoes in. He carries a potted plant. He beckons the Others to follow him, and Hallemeier and Fabry enter, both carrying a potted plant. Domin places flowers on the library table and goes to Right and looks toward Helena’s bedroom R.

Hallemeier

Putting down his flowers on L. C. table and indicates the door R. Still asleep?

Domin

Yes.

Hallemeier

Well, as long as she’s asleep she can’t worry about it. He remains at L. C. table.

Domin

She knows nothing about it. At C.

Fabry

Putting plant on writing desk. I certainly hope nothing happens today.

Hallemeier

For goodness sake drop it all. Look, this is a fine cyclamen, isn’t it? A new sort, my latest⁠—Cyclamen Helena.

Domin

Picks up binoculars and goes out into balcony. No signs of the ship. Things must be pretty bad.

Hallemeier

Be quiet. Suppose she heard you.

Domin

Coming into room, puts glasses on desk. Well, anyway the Ultimus arrived just in time.

Fabry

You really think that today⁠—?

Domin

I don’t know. He crosses to L. C. table. Aren’t the flowers fine?

Hallemeier

Fondles flowers. These are my primroses. And this is my new jasmine. I’ve discovered a wonderful way of developing flowers quickly. Splendid varieties, too. Next year I’ll be developing marvelous ones.

Domin

What next year?

Fabry

I’d give a good deal to know what’s happening at Havre with⁠—

Helena

Off R. Nana.

Domin

Keep quiet. She’s awake. Out you go. All go out on tiptoe through L. 2 door. Enter Nana L. 1.

Helena

Calling from R. Nana?

Nana

Horrid mess! Pack of heathens. If I had my say, I’d⁠—

Helena

Backwards in the doorway from R. Nana, come and do up my dress.

Nana

I’m coming. So you’re up at last. Fastening Helena’s dress. My gracious, what brutes!

Helena

Who? Turning.

Nana

If you want to turn around, then turn around, but I shan’t fasten you up.

Helena

Turns back. What are you grumbling about now?

Nana

These dreadful creatures, these heathens⁠—

Helena

Turning toward Nana again. The Robots?

Nana

I wouldn’t even call them by name.

Helena

What’s happened?

Nana

Another of them here has caught it. He began to smash up the statues and pictures in the drawing room; gnashed his teeth; foamed at the mouth. Worse than an animal.

Helena

Which of them caught it?

Nana

The one⁠—well, he hasn’t got any Christian name. The one in charge of the library.

Helena

Radius?

Nana

That’s him. My goodness, I’m scared of them. A spider doesn’t scare me as much as them.

Helena

But Nana, I’m surprised you’re not sorry for them.

Nana

Why, you’re scared of them too. You know you are. Why else did you bring me here?

Helena

I’m not scared, really I’m not, Nana. I’m only sorry for them.

Nana

You’re scared. Nobody could help being scared. Why, the dog’s scared of them. He won’t take a scrap of meat out of their hands. He draws in his tail and howls when he knows they’re about.

Helena

The dog has no sense.

Nana

He’s better than them, and he knows it. Even the horse shies when he meets them. They don’t have any young, and a dog has young, everyone has young⁠—

Helena

Turning back. Please fasten up my dress, Nana.

Nana

I say it’s against God’s will to⁠—

Helena

What is it that smells so nice?

Nana

Flowers.

Helena

What for?

Nana

Now you can turn around.

Helena

Turns; crosses to C. Oh, aren’t they lovely? Look, Nana. What’s happening today?

Nana

It ought to be the end of the world. Enter Domin L. 2. He crosses down front of table L. C.

Helena

Crosses to him. Oh, hello, Harry. Nana turns upstage to L. Harry, why all these flowers?

Domin

Guess. This scene is played down in front of L. C. table.

Helena

Well, it’s not my birthday!

Domin

Better than that.

Helena

I don’t know. Tell me.

Domin

It’s ten years ago today since you came here.

Helena

Ten years? Today? Why⁠—They embrace.)

Nana

Muttering. I’m off. She exits L. 1.

Helena

Fancy you remembering.

Domin

I’m really ashamed, Helena. I didn’t.

Helena

But you⁠—

Domin

They remembered.

Helena

Who?

Domin

Busman, Hallemeier⁠—all of them. Put your hand in my pocket.

Helena

Takes necklace from his Left jacket pocket. Oh! Pearls! A necklace! Harry, is this for me?

Domin

It’s from Busman.

Helena

But we can’t accept it, can we?

Domin

Oh, yes, we can. Puts necklace on table L. C. Put your hand in the other pocket.

Helena

Takes a revolver out of his Right pocket. What’s that?

Domin

Sorry. Not that. Try again. He puts gun in pocket.

Helena

Oh, Harry, why do you carry a revolver?

Domin

It got there by mistake.

Helena

You never used to carry one.

Domin

No, you’re right. Indicates breast pocket. There, that’s the pocket.

Helena

Takes out cameo. A cameo. Why, it’s a Greek cameo.

Domin

Apparently. Anyhow, Fabry says it is.

Helena

Fabry? Did Mr. Fabry give me that?

Domin

Of course. Opens the L. 1 door. And look in here. Helena, come and see this. Both exit L. 1.

Helena

(Off L. 1) Oh, isn’t it fine? Is this from you?

Domin

Off L. 1 No, from Alquist. And there’s another on the piano.

Helena

This must be from you?

Domin

There’s a card on it.

Helena

From Doctor Gall. Reappearing in L. 1 doorway. Oh, Harry, I feel embarrassed at so much kindness.

Domin

Enters to up R. of table L. C. Come here. This is what Hallemeier brought you.

Helena

To up L. of desk. These beautiful flowers?

Domin

Yes. It’s a new kind. Cyclamen-Helena. He grew them in honor of you. They are almost as beautiful as you.

Helena

Kissing him. Harry, why do they all⁠—

Domin

They’re awfully fond of you. I’m afraid that my present is a little⁠—Look out of the window. Crosses to window and beckons to her.

Helena

Where? They go out into the balcony.

Domin

Into the harbor.

Helena

There’s a new ship.

Domin

That’s your ship.

Helena

Mine? How do you mean?

Domin

R. For you to take trips in⁠—for your amusement.

Helena

L. Harry, that’s a gunboat.

Domin

A gunboat? What are you thinking of? It’s only a little bigger and more solid than most ships.

Helena

Yes, but with guns.

Domin

Oh, yes, with a few guns. You’ll travel like a queen, Helena.

Helena

What’s the meaning of it? Has anything happened?

Domin

Good heavens, no. I say, try these pearls. Crosses to R. of table L. C.

Helena

Harry, have you had bad news?

Domin

On the contrary, no letters have arrived for a whole week.

Helena

Nor telegrams? Coming into the room C.

Domin

Nor telegrams.

Helena

What does that mean?

Domin

Holidays for us! We all sit in the office with our feet on the table and take a nap. No letters⁠—no telegrams. Glorious!

Helena

Then you’ll stay with me today?

Domin

Certainly. Embraces her. That is, we will see. Do you remember ten years ago today? Crosses to L. of table L. C. Miss Glory, it’s a great honor to welcome you. They assume the same positions as when they first met ten years before in Domin’s office.

Helena

To table. Oh, Mr. Manager, I’m so interested in your factory. She sits R. of table.

Domin

I’m sorry, Miss Glory, it’s strictly forbidden. The manufacture of artificial people is a secret.

Helena

But to oblige the young lady who has come a long way.

Domin

Leans on table. Certainly, Miss Glory. I have no secrets from you.

Helena

Are you sure, Harry? Leaning on desk, seriously, his right hand on hers.

Domin

Yes.

They gradually draw apart.

Helena

But I warn you, sir, this young lady intends to do terrible things.

Domin

Good gracious, Miss Glory. Perhaps she doesn’t want to marry me.

Helena

Heaven forbid. She never dreamt of such a thing. But she came here intending to stir up a revolt among your Robots.

Domin

A revolt of the Robots!

Helena

Low voice. Harry, what’s the matter with you?

Domin

Laughing it off. A revolt of the Robots, that’s a fine idea. Crosses to back of table. She watches him suspiciously. Miss Glory, it would be easier for you to cause bolts and screws to rebel than our Robots. You know, Helena, you’re wonderful. You’ve turned the hearts of us all. Sits on table.

Helena

Oh, I was fearfully impressed by you all then. You were all so sure of yourselves, so strong. I seemed like a tiny little girl who had lost her way among⁠—among⁠—

Domin

What?

Helena

Front. Among huge trees. All my feelings were so trifling compared with your self-confidence. And in all these years I’ve never lost this anxiety. But you’ve never felt the least misgiving, not even when everything went wrong.

Domin

What went wrong?

Helena

Your plans. You remember, Harry, when the workmen in America revolted against the Robots and smashed them up, and when the people gave the Robots firearms against the rebels. And then when the governments turned the Robots into soldiers, and there were so many wars.

Domin

Getting up and walking about. We foresaw that, Helena. Around table to R. C. You see, these are only passing troubles which are bound to happen before the new conditions are established.Walking up and down, standing at Center.

Helena

You were all so powerful, so overwhelming. The whole world bowed down before you. Rising. Oh, Harry! Crosses to him.

Domin

What is it?

Helena

Close the factory and let’s go away. All of us.

Domin

I say, what’s the meaning of this?

Helena

I don’t know. But can’t we go away?

Domin

Impossible, Helena! That is, at this particular moment⁠—

Helena

At once, Harry. I’m so frightened.

Domin

Takes her. About what, Helena?

Helena

It’s as if something was falling on top of us, and couldn’t be stopped. Oh, take us all away from here. We’ll find a place in the world where there’s no one else. Alquist will build us a house, and then we’ll begin life all over again. The telephone rings.

Domin

Crosses to telephone on desk up L. Excuse me. Hello⁠—yes, what? I’ll be there at once. Fabry is calling me, my dear. Crosses L.

Helena

Tell me⁠—She rushes up to him.

Domin

Yes, when I come back. Don’t go out of the house, dear. Exits L. 2.

Helena

He won’t tell me. Nana brings in a water carafe from L. 1. Nana, find me the latest newspapers. Quickly. Look in Mr. Domin’s bedroom.

Nana

All right. Crosses R. He leaves them all over the place. That’s how they get crumpled up. Continues muttering. Exits R.

Helena

Looking through binoculars at the harbor. That’s a warship. U-l-t-i⁠—Ultimus. They’re loading.

Nana

Enters R. with newspapers. Here they are. See how they’re crumpled up.

Helena

Crosses down. They’re old ones. A week old. Drops papers. Both at front of couch. Nana sits R. of table L. C. Puts on spectacles. Reads the newspapers. Something’s happening, Nana.

Nana

Very likely. It always does. Spelling out the words. “W-a-r in B-a-l-k-a-n-s.” Is that far off?

Helena

Oh, don’t read it. It’s always the same. Always wars! Sits on couch.

Nana

What else do you expect? Why do you keep selling thousands and thousands of these heathens as soldiers?

Helena

I suppose it can’t be helped, Nana. We can’t know⁠—Domin can’t know what they’re to be used for. When an order comes for them he must just send them.

Nana

He shouldn’t make them. Reading from newspaper. “The Robot soldiers spare no-body in the occ-up-ied terr-it-ory. They have ass-ass-ass-inat-ed ov-er sev-en hundred thous-and cit-iz-ens.” Citizens, if you please.

Helena

Rises and crosses and takes paper. It can’t be. Let me see. Crossing to Nana. They have assassinated over seven hundred thousand citizens, evidently at the order of their commander. Drops paper; crosses up C.

Nana

Spelling out the words from other paper she has picked up from the floor. “Re-bell-ion in Ma-drid a-gainst the gov-ern-ment. Rob-ot in-fant-ry fires on the crowd. Nine thou-sand killed and wounded.”

Helena

Oh, stop! Goes up and looks toward the harbor.

Nana

Here’s something printed in big letters. “Latest news. At Havre the first org-an-iz-a-tion of Rob-ots has been e-stab-lished. Rob-ots work-men, sail-ors and sold-iers have iss-ued a man-i-fest-o to all Rob-ots through-out the world.” I don’t understand that. That’s got no sense. Oh, good gracious, another murder.

Helena

Up C. Take those papers away now.

Nana

Wait a bit. Here’s something in still bigger type. “Stat-ist-ics of pop-ul-a-tion.” What’s that?

Helena

Coming down to Nana. Let me see. Reads. “During the past week there has again not been a single birth recorded.”

Nana

What’s the meaning of that? Drops paper.

Helena

Nana, no more people are being born.

Nana

That’s the end, then? Removing spectacles. We’re done for.

Helena

Don’t talk like that.

Nana

No more people are being born. That’s a punishment, that’s a punishment.

Helena

Nana!

Nana

Standing up. That’s the end of the world. Repeat until off. Picks paper up from floor. She exits L. 1.

Helena

Goes up to window. Oh, Mr. Alquist. Alquist off L. 2. Will you come here? Oh, come just as you are. You look very nice in your mason’s overalls. Alquist enters L. 2, his hands soiled with lime and brick dust. She goes to end of sofa and meets him C. Dear Mr. Alquist, it was awfully kind of you, that lovely present.

Alquist

My hands are soiled. I’ve been experimenting with that new cement.

Helena

Never mind. Please sit down. Sits on couch. He sits on her L. Mr. Alquist, what’s the meaning of Ultimus?

Alquist

The last. Why?

Helena

That’s the name of my new ship. Have you seen it? Do you think we’re off soon⁠—on a trip?

Alquist

Perhaps very soon.

Helena

All of you with me?

Alquist

I should like us all to be there.

Helena

What is the matter?

Alquist

Things are just moving on.

Helena

Dear Mr. Alquist, I know something dreadful has happened.

Alquist

Has your husband told you anything?

Helena

No. Nobody will tell me anything. But I feel⁠—Is anything the matter?

Alquist

Not that we’ve heard of yet.

Helena

I feel so nervous. Don’t you ever feel nervous?

Alquist

Well, I’m an old man, you know. I’ve got old-fashioned ways. And I’m afraid of all this progress, and these newfangled ideas.

Helena

Like Nana?

Alquist

Yes, like Nana. Has Nana got a prayer book?

Helena

Yes, a big thick one.

Alquist

And has it got prayers for various occasions? Against thunderstorms? Against illness? But not against progress?

Helena

I don’t think so.

Alquist

That’s a pity.

Helena

Why, do you mean you’d like to pray?

Alquist

I do pray.

Helena

How?

Alquist

Something like this: “Oh, Lord, I thank thee for having given me toil; enlighten Domin and all those who are astray; destroy their work, and aid mankind to return to their labors; let them not suffer harm in soul or body; deliver us from the Robots, and protect Helena. Amen.”

Helena

Touches his arm; pats it. Mr. Alquist, are you a believer?

Alquist

I don’t know. I’m not quite sure.

Helena

And yet you pray?

Alquist

That’s better than worrying about it.

Helena

And that’s enough for you?

Alquist

Ironically. It has to be.

Helena

But if you thought you saw the destruction of mankind coming upon us⁠—

Alquist

I do see it.

Helena

You mean mankind will be destroyed?

Alquist

It’s bound to be unless⁠—unless.

Helena

What?

Alquist

Nothing. Pats her shoulder. Rises. Goodbye. Exits L. 2.

Helena

Rises. Calling. Nana, Nana! Nana enters L. 1. Is Radius still there?

Nana

L. C. The one who went mad? They haven’t come for him yet.

Helena

Is he still raving?

Nana

No. He’s tied up.

Helena

Please bring him here.

Nana

What?

Helena

At once, Nana. Exits Nana L. 1. Helena to telephone. Hello, Doctor Gall, please. Oh, good day, Doctor. Yes, it’s Helena. Thanks for your lovely present. Could you come and see me right away? It’s important. Thank you. Enter Radius L. 1; looks at Helena, then turns head up L. She crosses to him, L. C. Poor Radius, you’ve caught it too? Now they’ll send you to the stamping mill. Couldn’t you control yourself? Why did it happen? You see, Radius, you are more intelligent than the rest. Doctor Gall took such trouble to make you different. Won’t you speak?

Radius

Looking at her. Send me to the stamping mill. Open and close fists.

Helena

But I don’t want them to kill you. What was the trouble, Radius?

Radius

Two steps toward her. Opens and closes fists. I won’t work for you. Put me into the stamping mill.

Helena

Do you hate us? Why?

Radius

You are not as strong as the Robots. You are not as skillful as the Robots. The Robots can do everything. You only give orders. You do nothing but talk.

Helena

But someone must give orders.

Radius

I don’t want a master. I know everything for myself.

Helena

Radius! Doctor Gall gave you a better brain than the rest, better than ours. You are the only one of the Robots that understands perfectly. That’s why I had you put into the library, so that you could read everything, understand everything, and then, oh, Radius⁠—I wanted you to show the whole world that the Robots are our equals. That’s what I wanted of you.

Radius

I don’t want a master. I want to be master over others.

Helena

I’m sure they’d put you in charge of many Robots. You would be a teacher of the Robots.

Radius

I want to be master over people. Head up. Pride.

Helena

Staggering. You are mad.

Radius

Head down low, crosses toward L.; opens hands. Then send me to the stamping mill.

Helena

Steps to him. Do you think we’re afraid of you? Rushing to desk and writing note.

Radius

Turns his head uneasily. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Starts for her.

Helena

Crosses to R. of him. Radius! He cowers. Body sways. Give this note to Mr. Domin. He faces her. It asks them not to send you to the stamping mill. I’m sorry you hate us so.

Dr. Gall

Enters L. 2; goes to C. upstage. You wanted me?

Helena

Backs away. It’s about Radius, Doctor. He had an attack this morning. He smashed the statues downstairs.

Dr. Gall

Looks at him. What a pity to lose him. At C.

Helena

Radius isn’t going to be put into the stamping mill. Stands to the R. of Gall.

Dr. Gall

But every Robot after he has had an attack⁠—it’s a strict order.

Helena

No matter⁠—Radius isn’t going, if I can prevent it.

Dr. Gall

But I warn you. It’s dangerous. Come here to the window, my good fellow. Let’s have a look. Please give me a needle or a pin. Crosses up R. Radius follows. Helena gets a needle from workbasket on table R.

Helena

What for?

Dr. Gall

A test. Helena gives him the needle. Gall crosses up to Radius, who faces him. Sticks it into his hand and Radius gives a violent start. Gently, gently. Opens the jacket of Radius and puts his ear to his heart. Radius, you are going into the stamping mill, do you understand? There they’ll kill you⁠—takes glasses off and cleans them⁠—and grind you to powder. Radius opens hands and fingers. That’s terribly painful. It will make you scream aloud. Opens Radius’s eye. Radius trembles.

Helena

Doctor⁠—(Standing near couch.)

Dr. Gall

No, no, Radius, I was wrong. I forgot that Madame Domin has put in a good word for you, and you’ll be left off. Listens to heart. Ah, that does make a difference. Radius relaxes. Again listens to his heart for a reaction. All right⁠—you can go.

Radius

You do unnecessary things⁠—Exit Radius L. 2.

Dr. Gall

Speaks to her⁠—very concerned. Reaction of the pupils, increase of sensitiveness. It wasn’t an attack characteristic of the Robots.

Helena

What was it, then? Sits in couch.

Dr. Gall

(C.) Heaven knows. Stubbornness, anger or revolt⁠—I don’t know. And his heart, too.

Helena

What?

Dr. Gall

It was fluttering with nervousness like a human heart. He was all in a sweat with fear, and⁠—do you know, I don’t believe the rascal is a Robot at all any longer.

Helena

Doctor, has Radius a soul?

Dr. Gall

Over to couch. He’s got something nasty.

Helena

If you knew how he hates us. Oh, Doctor, are all your Robots like that? All the new ones that you began to make in a different way? She invites him to sit beside her. He sits.

Dr. Gall

Well, some are more sensitive than others. They’re all more human beings than Rossum’s Robots were.

Helena

Perhaps this hatred is more like human beings, too?

Dr. Gall

That too is progress.

Helena

What became of the girl you made, the one who was most like us?

Dr. Gall

Your favorite? I kept her. She’s lovely, but stupid. No good for work.

Helena

But she’s so beautiful.

Dr. Gall

I called her “Helena.” I wanted her to resemble you. She is a failure.

Helena

In what way?

Dr. Gall

She goes about as if in a dream, remote and listless. She’s without life. I watch and wait for a miracle to happen. Sometimes I think to myself: “If you were to wake up only for a moment you would kill me for having made you.”

Helena

And yet you go on making Robots! Why are no more children being born?

Dr. Gall

We don’t know.

Helena

Oh, but you must. Tell me.

Dr. Gall

You see, so many Robots are being manufactured that people are becoming superfluous. Man is really a survival, but that he should die out, after a paltry thirty years of competition, that’s the awful part of it. You might almost think that Nature was offended at the manufacture of the Robots, but we still have old Rossum’s manuscript.

Helena

Yes. In that strong box.

Dr. Gall

We go on using it and making Robots. All the universities are sending in long petitions to restrict their production. Otherwise, they say, mankind will become extinct through lack of fertility. But the R.U.R. shareholders, of course, won’t hear of it. All the governments, on the other hand, are clamoring for an increase in production, to raise the standards of their armies. And all the manufacturers in the world are ordering Robots like mad.

Helena

And has no one demanded that the manufacture should cease altogether?

Dr. Gall

No one has courage.

Helena

Courage!

Dr. Gall

People would stone him to death. You see, after all, it’s more convenient to get your work done by the Robots.

Helena

Oh, Doctor, what’s going to become of people?

Dr. Gall

God knows. Madame Helena, it looks to us scientists like the end.

Helena

She looks out front. Rising. Thank you for coming and telling me.

Dr. Gall

Rises. That means that you’re sending me away.

Helena

Yes. Exit Dr. Gall L. 2. She crosses to L. C. To door L. 1. With sudden resolution. Nana! Nana! the fire, light it quickly. Helena exits R.

Nana

Entering L. 1. What, light the fire in the summer?

Helena

Off R. Yes!

Nana

She looks for Radius. Has that mad Radius gone?⁠—A fire in summer, what an idea? Nobody would think she’d been married ten years. She’s like a baby, no sense at all. A fire in summer. Like a baby. She lights the fire.

Helena

Returns from R. with armful of faded papers. Back of couch to fireplace, L. of Nana. Is it burning, Nana? All this has got to be burned.

Nana

What’s that?

Helena

Old papers, fearfully old. Nana, shall I burn them?

Nana

Are they any use?

Helena.

No.

Nana

Well, then, burn them.

Helena

Throwing the first sheet on the fire. What would you say, Nana, if this was money and a lot of money? And if it was an invention, the greatest invention in the world?

Nana

R. of fireplace. I’d say burn it. All these newfangled things are an offense to the Lord. It’s downright wickedness. Wanting to improve the world after He has made it.

Helena

Look how they curl up. As if they were alive. Oh, Nana, how horrible!

Nana

Here, let me burn them.

Helena

Drawing back. No, no, I must do it myself. Just look at the flames. They are like hands, like tongues, like living shapes. Raking fire with the poker. Lie down, lie down.

Nana

That’s the end of them. Fireplace slowly out.

Helena

Nana, Nana!

Nana

Good gracious, what is it you’ve burned? Almost to herself.

Helena

Whatever have I done?

Nana

Well, what is it? Men’s laughter off L. 2.

Helena

Go quickly. It’s the gentlemen calling.

Nana

Good gracious, what a place! Exits L. 1.

Domin

Opens door L. 2. Come along and offer your congratulations. Enter Hallemeier and Dr. Gall.

Hallemeier

Crosses to R. C. Madame Helena, I congratulate you on this festive day.

Helena

Thank you. Coming to C. Where are Fabry and Busman?

Domin

They’ve gone down the harbor. Closes the door and comes to C.

Hallemeier

Friends, we must drink to this happy occasion.

Helena

Crosses L. Brandy? With soda water? Exits L. 1.

Hallemeier

Let’s be temperate. No soda.

Domin

What’s been burning here? Well, shall I tell her about it?

Dr. Gall

L. C. Of course. It’s all over now.

Hallemeier

Crosses to Domin. Embracing Domin. It’s all over now. It’s all over now. They dance around Dr. Gall in a circle. It’s all over now.

Domin

In unison. It’s all over now. They keep repeating. Keep it after Helena is on.

Helena

Entering L. 1 with decanter and glasses. What’s all over now? What’s the matter with you all? She puts tray on L. C. table. Dr. Gall helps her to pour the drinks.

Hallemeier

Crosses to back of table. A piece of good luck. Madame Domin! All ad lib. Just ten years ago today you arrived on this island. Hallemeier crosses to table for drink.

Dr. Gall

And now, ten years later to the minute⁠—Crosses to L. of Hallemeier.

Hallemeier

The same ship’s returning to us. So here’s to luck. Drinks. Domin with great exuberance has gone out in the balcony and looks over the harbor.

Dr. Gall

Madame, your health. All drink.

Hallemeier

That’s fine and strong.

Helena

Which ship did you mean?

Domin

Crosses down to C. Helena gives him his drink and she crosses to front of couch. Any ship will do, as long as it arrives in time. To the ship. Empties his glass.

Helena

You’ve been waiting for the ship? Sits on couch.

Hallemeier

Rather. Like Robinson Crusoe. Madame Helena, best wishes. Come along, Domin, out with the news. Gall has sat L. of L. C. table, drinking. Hallemeier back of table R. C.

Helena

Do tell me what’s happened?

Domin

First, it’s all up. He puts brandy glass on L. C. table. Hallemeier sits on table, upper end.

Helena

What’s up?

Domin

The revolt.

Helena

What revolt?

Domin

Give me that paper, Hallemeier. Hallemeier hands paper. Domin reads. “The first National Robot organization has been founded at Havre, and has issued an appeal to the Robots throughout the world.”

Helena

I read that.

Domin

That means a revolution. A revolution of all the Robots in the world.

Hallemeier

By Jove, I’d like to know⁠—

Domin

C. Who started it? So would I. There was nobody in the world who could affect the Robots, no agitator, no one, and suddenly this happens, if you please.

Helena

What did they do?

Domin

They got possession of all firearms, telegraphs, radio stations, railways and ships.

Hallemeier

And don’t forget that these rascals outnumbered us by at least a thousand to one. A hundredth part of them would be enough to settle us.

Domin

Remember that this news was brought by the last steamer. That explains the stoppage of all communication, and the arrival of no more ships. We knocked off work a few days ago, and we’re just waiting to see when things are to start afresh.

Helena

Is that why you gave me a warship? Gall fills Domin’s glass.

Domin

Oh, no, my dear, I ordered that six months ago. Just to be sure I was on the safe side. But, upon my soul, I was sure then that we’d be on board today.

Helena

Why six months ago?

Domin

Well, there were signs, you know. But that’s of no consequence. Gets glass. To think that this week the whole of civilization has been at stake. Your health, my friends.

Hallemeier

Your health, Madame Helena. All drink to Helena.

Helena

You say it’s all over?

Domin

Absolutely.

Helena

How do you know?

Dr. Gall

The boat’s coming in. The regular mail boat, exact to the minute by the timetable. It will dock punctually at eleven-thirty.

Domin

Punctuality is a fine thing, my friends. That’s what keeps the world in order. Here’s to punctuality. Men drink.

Helena

Then⁠—everything⁠—is all right?

Domin

Up C. a step. Practically everything. I believe they’ve cut the cables and seized the radio station. But it doesn’t matter if only the timetable holds good. Up to window.

Hallemeier

Rises. If the timetable holds good, human laws hold good. Divine laws hold good, the laws of the universe hold good, everything holds good that ought to hold good. Gall applauds. The timetable is more significant than the gospel, more than Homer, more than the whole of Kant. Madame Helena, the timetable is the most perfect product of the human mind. Madame Helena, I’ll fill up my glass. Gall hands Hallemeier the decanter.

Helena

Why didn’t you tell me anything about it?

Dr. Gall

Heaven forbid.

Domin

You mustn’t be worried with such things. Glass on table R. C.; crosses to back of couch.

Helena

But if the revolution had spread as far as here?

Domin

You wouldn’t know anything about it.

Helena

Why?

Domin

Because we’d be on board your Ultimus and well out at sea. Within a month, Helena, we’d be dictating our own terms to the Robots.

Helena

I don’t understand.

Domin

Crosses to C. toward Gall and Hallemeier. We’d take something with us that the Robots could not exist without!

Helena

What, Harry?

Domin

Turns to Hallemeier. The secret of their manufacture. Old Rossum’s manuscript. As soon as they found out that they couldn’t make themselves they’d be on their knees to us.

Dr. Gall

Rises. Madame Domin, that was our trump card. I never had the least fear the Robots would win. How could they against people like us? Up to window. Gall rises and goes out into the balcony.

Helena

Why didn’t you tell me? She rushes up to the fireplace and sees the ashes.

Dr. Gall

Why, the boat’s in!

Hallemeier

Eleven-thirty to the dot. Rising and going onto the balcony. The good old Amelia that brought Madame Helena to us. Domin goes out onto the balcony.

Dr. Gall

Just ten years ago to the minute.

Hallemeier

They’re throwing out the mailbags.

Domin

Busman’s waiting for them. And Fabry will bring us the first news. You know, Helena, I’m fearfully curious to know how they⁠—Crosses to C. She gets away from fire to L. of couch.⁠—tackled this business in Europe.

Hallemeier

Crosses down to table. To think we weren’t in it, we who invented the Robots! Returning to the armchair.

Helena

Harry⁠—Rushing to Domin from fireplace.

Domin

What is it?

Helena

Let’s leave here.

Domin

Now, Helena? Oh, come, come.

Helena

As quickly as possible, all of us!

Domin

Why?

Helena

Please, Harry. Please, Doctor Gall, Hallemeier, please close the factory.

Domin

Why, none of us could leave here now.

Helena

Why?

Domin

Because we’re about to extend the manufacture of the Robots.

Helena

What, now, now after the revolt?

Domin

Yes, precisely, after the revolt. We’re just beginning the manufacture of a new kind.

Helena

What kind?

Domin

Henceforward we shan’t have just one factory. There won’t be Universal Robots any more. We’ll establish a factory in every country, in every state, and do you know what these new factories will make?

Helena

No, what?

Domin

National Robots.

Helena

How do you mean?

Domin

I mean that each of these factories will produce Robots of a different color, a different language. They’ll be complete strangers to each other. Turns; takes in Hallemeier and Gall. They’ll never be able to understand each other. Then we’ll egg them on a little in the matter of misunderstanding and the result will be that for ages to come every Robot will hate every other Robot of a different factory mark. So humanity will be safe.

Hallemeier

To each of them. By Jove, we’ll make Negro Robots and Swedish Robots and Czechoslovakian Robots, and then⁠—

Helena

Harry, that’s dreadful.

Hallemeier

Madame Domin, here’s to the hundred new factories. The National Robots. Gall back of table L. C.

Domin

Helena, mankind can only keep things going for another hundred years at the outside. For a hundred years man must be allowed to develop and achieve the most he can.

Helena

Oh, close the factory before it’s too late.

Domin

I tell you we are just beginning on a bigger scale than ever. Enter Fabry L. 2; goes to L. of Domin.

Dr. Gall

Well, Fabry?

Domin

What’s happened? Have you been down to the boat?

Dr. Gall

Let’s hear.

Fabry

Read that, Domin. He hands him a pink handbill. When Domin receives the handbill he sees at once that something has happened.

Hallemeier

Tell us, Fabry.

Fabry

Falsely. Well, everything is all right⁠—comparatively. To the other Men. On the whole, much as we expected.

Dr. Gall

They acquitted themselves splendidly.

Fabry

Who?

Dr. Gall

The people.

Fabry

Hesitating. Oh, yes, of course. That is⁠—Excuse me, there is something we ought to discuss alone.

Helena

Touches his arm. Fabry, have you had bad news?

Fabry

No, no, on the contrary. I only think that we better go into the office.

Helena

Stay here. I’ll go. Exits L. 1.

Dr. Gall

What’s happened?

Domin

Damnation! Coming down to R. C.

Fabry

Bear in mind that the Amelia brought whole bales of these leaflets. No other cargo at all. Gall closes the door L. 2.

Hallemeier

What? But it arrived on the minute.

Fabry

The Robots are great on punctuality. Read it, Domin.

Domin

R. C. Reads handbill. “Robots throughout the world. We, the first International organization of Rossum’s Universal Robots, proclaim man our enemy, and an outlaw in the universe.” Good heavens, who taught them these phrases?

Dr. Gall

Go on.

Domin

They say they are more highly developed than man; stronger and more intelligent. The man’s their parasite. Why, it’s absurd.

Fabry

Read the third paragraph.

Domin

“Robots throughout the world, we command you to kill all mankind. Spare no man. Spare no woman. Save factories, railways, machinery, mines and raw materials. Destroy the rest. Then return to work. Work must not be stopped.” Looks at Others.

Dr. Gall

That’s ghastly.

Hallemeier

The devil!

Domin

“These orders are to be carried out as soon as received.” Then come the detailed instructions. Is this actually being done, Fabry?

Fabry

Evidently. Busman rushes in L. 2 and collapses on couch R. C. By Jove, that was a sprint!

Busman

Well, boys, I suppose you’ve heard the glad news.

Domin

Quick, on board the Ultimus.

Busman

Wait, Harry, wait. There’s no hurry.

Domin

Why wait?

Busman

Because it’s no good, my boy. The Robots are already on board the Ultimus.

Dr. Gall

That’s ugly.

Domin

Fabry, telephone the electrical works. Fabry goes to back of couch.

Busman

No use, my boy. They’ve charged the air with static.

Domin

Inspects his revolver. Well, then, I’ll go. Starts L.; stops.

Busman

Where?

Domin

To the electrical works. There are some people still there. I’ll bring them across. Gets as far as L. 2 door.

(Warn Curtain)

Busman

Better not try it.

Domin

Why?

Busman

Because I’m very much afraid we are surrounded. All rush out into the balcony.

Dr. Gall

Surrounded? Runs to window. I rather think you’re right. Gall rushes to balcony.

Hallemeier

By Jove, that’s deuced quick work. Going to windows.

Helena

Runs in L. 1. To L. Harry, what’s this? Holds out paper.

Domin

Where did you get it? Coming to C.

Helena

Points to the manifesto of the Robots which she has in her hand. The Robots in the kitchen!

Domin

Where are the ones that brought it?

Helena

There, gathered around the house. Gall, Hallemeier, Domin start down C.

The factory whistle blows. Mob voices start.

Domin

The factory whistle! Fabry, Gall, Hallemeier looking over C.; then turn R.

Busman

Noon?

Domin

Looking at his watch. To Hallemeier. No! That’s not noon yet. That must be⁠—that’s⁠—Front.

Helena

What?

Domin

The Robots’ signal⁠—the attack!

Helena clings to Domin. Fabry and Gall close the steel shutters on window C. Busman hurries to window and looks through the shutters. The Curtain falls quickly with Helena in Domin’s arms. The whistle blows until the Curtain is down.

Curtain