“I’m so sorry, Y/n,” Uraraka sobbed, hugging me tightly. “The kids just… got in the way.”
“I’m gonna kill you, Round Face!” Bakugou roared, fists clenched.
“Kacchan, not in front of them!” Midoriya scolded, wringing his hands.
“Izuku,” Todoroki drawled, gesturing at the fifteen-year-olds with a pointed glance. “They’re taller than you now.”
I started to chuckle, a low rumble in my chest. It was true. The kids had shot up during Uraraka’s little spell.
I’d let Uraraka babysit for a few hours, a little ‘fun’ while I prepared dinner. Now, here they were, fifteen-year-olds crammed into clothes that barely fit. We’d dug out old hand-me-downs from our teen years, a nostalgic, if slightly chaotic, solution.
“Wait, does that mean I can cuss now?” Kai grinned, a mischievous spark in his eyes. “Sh–”
“Do it and you’re grounded for a month,” Bakugou snapped, his glare enough to make toddlers weep. Kai’s grin faltered.
“Aww, man.”
“Now, Uraraka–” I turned to berate the pink-haired woman, only to find her gone. “DAMN IT, URARAKA!”
“Papa, why is Mama mad?” Himi asked, her voice small and worried. “Did we do something bad? Will you still love us when we’re this big?”
Todoroki smiled, pressing a kiss to her forehead and pulling her into a tight hug. “We’ll always love you and your brothers, don’t worry, peaches.”
Himi nodded, a tentative smile blooming on her face. “Does that mean I can date boys now?”
“Absolutely not,” the boys chorused, their voices laced with protest. She sighed dramatically.
“Mom,” Haru called, placing a hand on my shoulder. “When are we gonna change back?”
“Soon, probably a day or so,” I smiled, nudging him playfully. “What? You miss being little?”
“No, I’m sad because I won’t be able to eat for free anymore,” he confessed, his face falling. “Ages twelve and younger eat free.”
“MAMA! HELP ME!”
My heart leaped into my throat at Himi’s scream. I whirled around, already bracing myself for whatever disaster had unfolded. “What happened–”
“I’M BLEEDING!”
I watched, helpless, as the kids' souls flickered and vanished. A sigh escaped my lips.
"I will be back don't do anything stupid while I'm helping Himi got it? Kids take care of your fathers"
"What happened to Himi?" Kai whispered to Haru.
"I think she started a thing called a period or what dads calls it 'My shark week' " Haru confessed."I think it's when girls poop"
"Wait, girls poop?"Kai's eyes widened amazed.
"Kids stop talking about that shit!"Bakugou shouted at them.
_Meanwhile_
“GET AWAY FROM ME!” Himi shrieked, clutching her cookies and slamming her bedroom door shut.
“Himi’s scary…” Midoriya whimpered, huddled with the others in the corner.
“All of you calm down,” I rolled my eyes, running a hand through my hair. “Men.”
“Mama, she bit me,” Kai whined, displaying a small, red mark on his arm.
“What did I say?” I raised a brow, her voice sharp. He shrugged, pouting.
“She said no eating her soba and cookies. You ate her Soba now she’s mad” Haru said flicking his forehead."Dummy"
“Mama he called me a dummy!” Kai shouted pointing at Haru.
“You can handle it!” I shouted walking into the kitchen."Boys come here"
The boys came over to the kitchen as Haru and Kai argued.
“What are we gonna do?” Midoriya asked, his voice laced with anxiety.
“I wasn’t ready for this,” Bakugou sighed, raking a hand through his hair.
“Teenagers are scary at this age. I wasn’t prepared,” Todoroki sighed, his expression grim.
“We will be fine~” I sighed walking out of the kitchen."What worse can-OH MY GOSH THEY ARE GONE WHERE DID THEY GO!"
We looked around frantically. They’d vanished. Even Himi. They’d run off.
“What are we gonna do?” Midoriya asked, his voice trembling.
After a moment of frantic brainstorming, we decided to split up. We followed footprints leading towards the village.
“I’ll take the right, Deku take the left, Y/n go straight, and Shoto go behind,” Bakugou barked, outlining the plan. We nodded and dispersed.
“Wow~ You are very strong~” I turned to see Haru surrounded by a gaggle of giggling girls.
“Uh, thanks?” He said, looking bewildered as he helped a girl with a basket. “My papa always said to help a lady in need.” He offered a shy smile.
They started giggling, blushing furiously. I cringed, remembering how young he still was. I walked over.
“Mama,” Haru beamed, oblivious to my internal groaning. “How are you doing today?”
I raised a brow, rolling my eyes playfully. “Come on, Haru, we still gotta find your siblings.”
“Okay,” He smiled nodding."It's nice meeting you ladies I'm glad to help you all out. Good day"
The girls awed sadly as we walked away. Who knew my son could be such a ladies man.
“This girl was talking to a boy,” Midoriya said, holding Himi’s hand tightly.
“He talked to me first!”
“This boy was playing ball with some kids,” Todoroki said, holding Kai’s ear.
“This boy was being a ladies man,” I said smirking."Kinda proud though."
“Let’s go home,” Bakugou said, exhaustion etched on his face. We nodded in agreement.
_At home_ :D _Night time_
We were all asleep until a small voice woke us.
“Papa, I’m scared…” Kai whimpered, his voice laced with embarrassment. “I don’t like the dark…”
“Fine, sleep with us,” Bakugou grumbled, already sinking back into his pillow.
“OKAY THEY SAID YEAH!” Kai shouted as the other two teens jumped into bed.
"For the mother of-"
_Next morning_
“I slept like a little baby!” Himi chirped, her face glowing with contentment.
“Yeah, we turned back,” Haru grinned, stretching his limbs.
“Yeah! I’m had mama and dads let us sleep with them!” Kai smiled."How did you guys sleep?"
“Lovely,” Todoroki said, his eyes twitching with dark circles.
“How about breakfast?” Midoriya asked, his own face pale with exhaustion. We all did, and we were all very tired.
“If we make money taking care of these kids we would be rich,” Bakugou chuckled, resting his head on my shoulder. “They are f*cking nuts.”
I smiled, leaning into his touch. “But we love them… and I love you all too.”
Bakugou chuckled, his grip tightening. “We love you too, Mrs. Midoriya.”
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