Two Accounts

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LiLAHANNE: I bet you can’t tell me your favorite song.

hrryotel: Huh?

LiLAHANNE: Told you.

hrryotel: Who are you? And why are you texting me from this account?

LiLAHANNE: Don’t you know how Chatterbox works? The whole app is like Tinder, but for friends.

hrryotel: Do you have Tinder?

LiLAHANNE: I used to. Wow, look, we're already making progress.

hrryotel: Oh, and this isn’t an app.

LiLAHANNE: It’s a website you can download that ends up in your applications folder—a very long word for app.

hrryotel: You just schooled me. That was such a seventeen-year-old thing to do. In that case, don’t text me, I’m eighteen.

LiLAHANNE: So, you’re saying you don’t talk to anyone a year younger than you? I’m eighteen too, so don't worry.

hrryotel: I do, but not online. I’ve had some bad things happen before.

LiLAHANNE: This is where you tell me about a fifteen-year-old catfishing you, pretending to be of age and getting you into trouble.

hrryotel: You’re good.

LiLAHANNE: :) Wait, you have multiple accounts?

hrryotel: ?

LiLAHANNE: You asked me why I was texting you from that account.

hrryotel: Yeah, I have two accounts. Sorry.

LiLAHANNE: Weird. Who has two Chatterbox accounts?

hrryotel: Uh, me.

LiLAHANNE: Noted.