LiLAHANNE: I bet you can’t tell me your favorite song.
hrryotel: Huh?
LiLAHANNE: Told you.
hrryotel: Who are you? And why are you texting me from this account?
LiLAHANNE: Don’t you know how Chatterbox works? The whole app is like Tinder, but for friends.
hrryotel: Do you have Tinder?
LiLAHANNE: I used to. Wow, look, we're already making progress.
hrryotel: Oh, and this isn’t an app.
LiLAHANNE: It’s a website you can download that ends up in your applications folder—a very long word for app.
hrryotel: You just schooled me. That was such a seventeen-year-old thing to do. In that case, don’t text me, I’m eighteen.
LiLAHANNE: So, you’re saying you don’t talk to anyone a year younger than you? I’m eighteen too, so don't worry.
hrryotel: I do, but not online. I’ve had some bad things happen before.
LiLAHANNE: This is where you tell me about a fifteen-year-old catfishing you, pretending to be of age and getting you into trouble.
hrryotel: You’re good.
LiLAHANNE: :) Wait, you have multiple accounts?
hrryotel: ?
LiLAHANNE: You asked me why I was texting you from that account.
hrryotel: Yeah, I have two accounts. Sorry.
LiLAHANNE: Weird. Who has two Chatterbox accounts?
hrryotel: Uh, me.
LiLAHANNE: Noted.