Mutual Disclosure

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LiLAHANNE: Have you figured out what your favorite song is yet?

hrryotel: Quick question. Is *that* your pickup line? Because there are so many better ones.

LiLAHANNE: I don't use pickup lines. I'm a girl.

hrryotel: Did you just assume girls don't use pickup lines?

LiLAHANNE: Girls really use pickup lines? I should know this, I *am* one. You learn something new every day.

hrryotel: A fifteen-year-old catfish used one on me, which is why I actually fell for her. It was an automatic thing for me.

LiLAHANNE: It must have been a good one, then. Because if that was a pickup line, which you assumed it was, you still didn't fall for *me* :(

hrryotel: Yeah. If you used that as an actual pickup line, I would’ve been thoroughly disappointed, although I love music.

LiLAHANNE: What kind of music?

hrryotel: I guess rock? Yours?

LiLAHANNE: I like piano music.

hrryotel: Have a favorite, Miss I’m-Terrible-At-Pickup-Lines? :)

LiLAHANNE: Real funny. But I can’t tell you. I’d have to kill you.

hrryotel: Then I can’t tell you mine.

LiLAHANNE: What happens when we tell each other at last?

hrryotel: We kill.