Namjoon (RM)
A Look Into Our Messages
Joon Bug
Me: Wassup man?!
Joon Bug: Um (Y/N), what the…?!
Me: What? Am I not allowed to text my boyfriend?
Joon Bug: I didn't say you couldn't. ???? Why “wassup man”? That's not you at all.
Me: I’m with Jungkook right now.
Joon Bug: That explains it. What are you two up to?
Me: Aww! Is my little baby jealous?
Joon Bug: Your baby?
Me: Don't try to change the subject ☺️.
Joon Bug: Also, (Y/N), I am *not* little. *You* are.
Me: I'm only small to you because you're, like, 5'11.
Joon Bug: Excuses, excuses.
Me: So… are you jealous?
Joon Bug: I don't get jealous ????.
Me: Then what are you right now?
Joon Bug: Your boyfriend.
Me: Why with the puns?
Me: OMG
Joon Bug: What's wrong?!
Me: Kookie just winked at me! I think I’m pregnant!
Joon Bug: WHAT?! That little seagull *winked* at you?! Where are you? I’m coming to find you.
Me: No, Namjoon! Don't come over here. I like spending time with my Kookie!
Joon Bug: Your Kookie?! (Y/N), *I’m* yours! Where the hecky heck are you?!
Me: Hecky heck?
Me: And I'm not telling you ????.
Me: And I already told Jungkook not to tell you where we are.
Joon Bug: (Y/N).
Me: Hmm?
Joon Bug: Where are you? I want you here with me. I don’t want you with Jungkook.
Me: I was right. You *are* jealous. And by the way, I made all that stuff up.
Joon Bug: What stuff?
Me: Like when I said about Kookie winking. He never winked at me ????.
Joon Bug: I still want you here with me…
Me: I'm sorry, love. But I can't. Jungkook and I are busy planning something. I needed his help, so I asked him.
Joon Bug: Why did you ask him and not me?
Me: Because I'm planning something for *you*, and I don't want you to know what it is.
Joon Bug: Why are you planning something for me? My birthday isn’t for a while.
Me: Well, you’ve been so busy lately with practice, and I just think we need to do something special. ☺️ Is that okay?
Joon Bug: Of course! But is it on my day off? ????
Me: No.
Joon Bug: (Y/N), you know I can't miss work.
Me: Sweetheart, I was kidding. Ever heard of sarcasm?
Joon Bug: No.
Me: Were *you* using sarcasm just then?
Joon Bug: Yes ????.
Me: I know you too well.
Joon Bug: I know *you* better though.
Me: Pfft, in your dreams. What’s my favorite color?
Joon Bug: (insert favorite color).
Me: Damn it.
Me: Who’s my favorite BTS member?
Joon Bug: It better be me.
Me:
Me: No.
Joon Bug:
Joon Bug: WHAT?!
Me: Guess again, babe.
Joon Bug: Jungkook?
Me:
Joon Bug: Suga?
Me:
Joon Bug: Taehyung?
Me:
Joon Bug: Jimin?
Me:
Me: To be fair, he *was* my bias when I first discovered BTS. I’m always loyal.
Joon Bug: You’re supposed to like *me* though! I’m your boyfriend!
Me: I know that! Jimin was just a crush. I’m dating you because I *love* you. I’ll never leave you.
Joon Bug: Why do you have so many ugly pictures of our faces in your camera roll?
Me: They're not ugly! And why wouldn't I?
Joon Bug: You’re so weird ????.
Joon Bug: And they *are* ugly! You know it.
Me: Whatever. I think they’re cute. Especially the ones of Jungkook.
Joon Bug: (Y/N)!!!!!
Me: Namjoon!!!!!
Joon Bug: You’re supposed to think *I’m* cute!
Me: Okay, first off, thank you for using the right "your." And second, I do think you’re cute!
Joon Bug: But you think Jungkook is cuter.
Me: When did I say that?
Joon Bug: You said the pictures of Jungkook were especially cute. WHAT ABOUT *MY* PICTURES, (Y/N)?!
Me: ….
Joon Bug: (Y/N)… answer me.
Me: ….
Joon Bug: Please, Jagiya.
Me: Your pictures are cute too.
Joon Bug: You seem unsure.
Me: I’m not unsure.
Joon Bug: Your sentences don’t start with a capital letter like they normally do. That’s a dead giveaway.
Me: Oppa, are you mad at me?
Joon Bug: Should I be?
Me: You seem mad that I said Kookie winked and that Jimin was my bias.
Joon Bug: I think I’m just clingy…
Me: ???? What do you mean?
Joon Bug: I don't like you with other boys. I don’t even like the thought of you with another boy.
Me: Babe… that’s normal ????.
Joon Bug: Well, you said Jimin used to be your bias. How the hell am I supposed to compete with him?! He could snatch you from me at any moment! I don't want to lose my (Y/N).
Me: Don’t you mean, how is *he* supposed to compete with you? Oppa, you’re far superior to Jimin. Even if your dancing isn't that great, your English is incredible, and your sense of humor is amazing.
Joon Bug: Thank you, love.
Joon Bug: Do you want to know what your contact name is in my phone?
Me: Oh jeez.
Me: What is it? ????
Joon Bug: Baby girl.
Me: WTF ???? Why?
Joon Bug: Because you’re my baby girl ????.
Me: You wanna know who *my* baby is?
Joon Bug: Who?
Me: Taehyung.
Joon Bug: ….
Me: Platonically.
Me: Not actually.
Me: That would be weird because he's as old as I am.
Joon Bug: You can’t platonically have a baby.
Me: Well, if he gets hurt I’ll say, “Oh my poor baby!”
Joon Bug: You need help.
Me: You’re my only medicine ????????.
Joon Bug: You confuse me sometimes, you know that?
Me: I love you, Oppa!
Joon Bug: Where is this coming from? Why are you just telling me now?
Me: You’re supposed to say “I love you too!” Now I’m sad ???? My oppa doesn’t love me!!!
Joon Bug: No, Jagiya, I love you more than the world! Please don’t think like that! ❤
Me: Omg, Namjoon, you’re such a drama queen.
Joon Bug: I hate you.
Me: No, you don’t.
Joon Bug: I’m in love with Jin.
Me: I called it! Jungkook owes me ten American dollars now.
Joon Bug: WHAT THE HECK.
Joon Bug: You made a bet with Jungkook that I liked Jin?!
Me: I’m rich.
Me: You see this chain? Three dolla.
Joon Bug: It’s only ten American dollars. It’s not that much.
Me: Well, Namjoon, some of us have never had an American dollar, and it’s a big deal.
Me: Anyways, I need to get back to planning your… thing with Jungkook. See you later! ❤
Joon Bug: Don’t stay with him for too long. I want you here by 6:00 PM at the latest.
Me: And if I’m not there? ????
Joon Bug: You’ll be punished.
Me: Damn okay.
Me: I love you! See you at 5:59!
Joon Bug: I love you too, (Y/N). Don’t keep me waiting ????.