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Committee-room of the Conservatives, Charles-street; Lord Flumm; Marquis of Flamborough; Lord George; Lord Charles; other Tory Lords, and Trim. A table covered with papers; Lord Charles smoking a cigar; Lord George half asleep in an armchair; Trim busy in looking over a list of the House of Commons.

Trim

It will be a devilish close run I see!⁠—yet I think we might manage some of them Pause. Does anybody know Turnstile?

Marquis

Never heard of him!

Lord George

Mumbling. The reform Member for Puddledock, isn’t he?⁠—the author of a book on Pinmaking, and things of that kind. An ironmonger in Newgate-street!

Trim

No, no! Member for Shoreditch;⁠—with Smooth, the Colonial Secretary!

Lord Charles

Taking the cigar from his mouth. I think I’ve heard something of him at Cambridge: he was Newtonian Professor of Chemistry when I was at College.

Trim

Can’t we talk him over?

Lord Charles

No, no! he is too sharp for that.

Trim

Will anybody speak to him?⁠—and if he won’t vote with us, keep him out of the way.

Marquis

Perhaps a hint at an appointment!⁠—

Lord Charles

Nor that either; he is a fellow of some spirit; and devilish proud.

Lord Flumm

But what are his tastes?⁠—how does he employ himself?⁠—who are his friends?

Trim

Why he’s⁠—a sort of a⁠—philosopher⁠—that wants to be a man of the world!

Lord Flumm

Oh!⁠—now I begin to recollect;⁠—I must have seen him at Sir Phillip’s. Leave him to me;⁠—I think Lady Flumm and my daughter can manage to keep him quiet on Thursday night.

Trim

But for Tuesday⁠—my Lord?

Lord Flumm

Two nights!⁠—Then I must try what I can do for you, myself.

Exit.