Scene
I
Downing-street, after a Cabinet Meeting. Lord A.; Closewind; Shift; Smooth; and other Members of the Cabinet.
Lord A.
That point being settled, gentlemen, the sooner you are at your posts the better. The King comes down to dissolve on Friday. But, before we part, we had better decide about this Presidency of the Board of Manufactures. The appointment requires an able man; of rather peculiar attainments. Mr. Turnstile has been mentioned to me; and his claims I am told, are strong:—long devotion to science—great expense and loss of time for public objects—high reputation, and weight of opinion, as a man of science.
Smooth
I believe that he has left science; at least, he wishes it to be so considered. He is my colleague at Shoreditch; and, of course, I wish to support him;—but—when business is to be done;—and men—and things, to be brought together—I own—I doubt—whether a more practical man—might not—
Shift
And that poor Turnstile certainly is not. He must always have a reason;—nothing but the quod erat demonstrandum; a romancer; if you have anything to do, his first object is to do it well. I am quite sure he will not answer our purpose.
Closewind
He talks too much about consistency; and on party questions, you are never sure of him: last week he did not divide with us, on either night.
Lord A.
Well; I am quite indifferent. I did hear of his being at Lord Flumm’s; and after what had just passed in the Lords, a personal friend of mine would, perhaps, have kept away from that quarter. Is there no other person?
Smooth
Hesitatingly. Davies Gilbert.
Shift
Laughing. Pooh! Pooh! Poor Gilbert! No, that will never do.
Smooth
Or—Warburton?
Shift
Sneering. Worse and worse!—if ever there was an impracticable—
Closewind
But we don’t know that Turnstile is sure of his seat. Smooth, hasn’t MacLeech been talked of for Shoreditch?
Smooth
He’s certain of succeeding! The independent gentlemen don’t quite like Turnstile—they wish for Highway—and the split will foil them both. MacLeech—now that he has been mentioned—I must acknowledge, does seem to me to be the very man for the manufactures—a practical, persevering man of business—never absent from the House—excellent Scotch connections—a cousin of the Duke of Y.’s—.
Lord A.
That is a good point, certainly. An appointment given there would be candid and liberal;—it might conciliate—
Closewind
A very civil, excellent fellow, too. MacLeech, I should say, is the man.
Shift
I quite agree with you.
Smooth
I confess, I think he will fill the office well. And if it is thought quite necessary that Hume’s motion to reduce the salary—though it is not large—
Closewind
Oh, no! The salary had better remain;—£2,000 is not too much. Besides, the principle of giving way is bad.
Lord A.
Well, gentlemen, let it be so. Smooth, you will let MacLeech know that he has the office.
Smooth
And at the present salary?
Lord A.
Agreed. Exeunt.