The Drunken Desperado

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The Drunken Desperado

I’m wild and woolly and full of fleas,

I’m hard to curry below the knees,

I’m a she-wolf from Shamon Creek,

For I was dropped from a lightning streak

And it’s my night to hollow⁠—Whoo‑pee!

I stayed in Texas till they runned me out,

Then in Bull Frog they chased me about,

I walked a little and rode some more,

For I’ve shot up a town before

And it’s my night to hollow⁠—Whoo‑pee!

Give me room and turn me loose

I’m peaceable without excuse.

I never killed for profit or fun,

But riled, I’m a regular son of a gun

And it’s my night to hollow⁠—Whoo‑pee!

Good-eye Jim will serve the crowd;

The rule goes here no sweetnin’ ’lowed.

And we’ll drink now the Nixon kid,

For I rode to town and lifted the lid

And it’s my night to hollow⁠—Whoo‑pee!

You can guess how quick a man must be,

For I killed eleven and wounded three;

And brothers and daddies aren’t makin’ a sound

Though they know where the kid is found

And it’s my night to hollow⁠—Whoo‑pee!

When I get old and my aim aint true

And it’s three to one and wounded, too,

I won’t beg and claw the ground;

For I’ll be dead before I’m found

When it’s my night to hollow⁠—Whoo‑pee!