The Cowboy

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The Cowboy

He wears a big hat and big spurs and all that,

And leggins of fancy fringed leather;

He takes pride in his boots and the pistol he shoots,

And he’s happy in all kinds of weather;

He’s fond of his horse, it’s a broncho, of course,

For oh, he can ride like the devil;

He is old for his years and he always appears

Like a fellow who’s lived on the level;

He can sing, he can cook, yet his eyes have the look

Of a man that to fear is a stranger;

Yes, his cool, quiet nerve will always subserve

For his wild life of duty and danger.

He gets little to eat, and he guys tenderfeet,

And for fashion, oh well! he’s not in it;

He can rope a gay steer when he gets on its ear

At the rate of two-forty a minute;

His saddle’s the best in the wild, woolly West,

Sometimes it will cost sixty dollars;

Ah, he knows all the tricks when he brands mavericks,

But his knowledge is not got from your scholars;

He is loyal as steel, but demands a square deal,

And he hates and despises a coward;

Yet the cowboy, you’ll find, to women is kind

Though he’ll fight till by death overpowered.

Hence I say unto you⁠—give the cowboy his due

And be kind, my friends, to his folly;

For he’s generous and brave though he may not behave

Like your dudes, who are so melancholy.

Bar-Z on a Sunday Night

We ain’t no saints on the Bar-Z ranch,

’Tis said⁠—an’ we know who ’tis⁠—

“Th’ devil’s laid hold on us, tooth an’ branch,

An’ uses us in his biz.”

Still, we ain’t so bad but we might be wuss,

An’ you’d sure admit that’s right,

If you happened⁠—an’ unbeknown to us⁠—

Around, of a Sunday night.

Th’ week-day manners is stowed away,

Th’ jokes an’ the card games halts,

When Dick’s ol’ fiddle begins to play

A toon⁠—an’ it ain’t no waltz.

It digs fer th’ things that are out o’ sight,

It delves through th’ toughest crust,

It grips th’ heart-strings, an’ holds ’em tight,

Till we’ve got ter sing⁠—er bust!

With pipin’ treble the kid starts in,

An’ Hell! how that kid kin sing!

“Yield not to temptation, fer yieldin’ is sin,”

He leads, an’ the rafters ring;

“Fight manfully onward, dark passions subdue,”

We shouts it with force an’ vim;

“Look ever to Jesus, he’ll carry you through,”⁠—

That’s puttin’ it up to Him!

We ain’t no saints on the ol’ Bar-Z,

But many a time an’ oft

When ol’ fiddle’s a-pleadin’, “Abide with me,”

Our hearts gets kinder soft.

An’ we makes some promises there an’ then

Which we keeps⁠—till we goes to bed⁠—

That’s the most could be ast o’ a passel o’ men

What ain’t no saints, as I said.

A Cowboy Race

A pattering rush like the rattle of hail

When the storm king’s wild coursers are out on the trail,

A long roll of hoofs⁠—and the earth is a drum!

The centaurs! See! Over the prairies they come!

A rollicking, clattering, battering beat;

A rhythmical thunder of galloping feet;

A swift-swirling dust-cloud⁠—a mad hurricane

Of swarthy, grim faces and tossing, black mane;

Hurrah! in the face of the steeds of the sun

The gauntlet is flung and the race is begun!

The Habit

I’ve beat my way wherever any winds have blown;

I’ve bummed along from Portland down to San Antone;

From Sandy Hook to Frisco, over gulch and hill⁠—

For once you git the habit, why, you can’t keep still.

I settled down quite frequent, and I says, says I,

“I’ll never wander further till I come to die.”

But the wind it sorter chuckles, “Why, o’ course you will.”

An’ sure enough I does it ’cause I can’t keep still.

I’ve seen a lot o’ places where I’d like to stay,

But I gets a-feelin’ restless an’ I’m on my way.

I was never meant for settin’ on my own door sill,

An’, once you git the habit, why, you can’t keep still.

I’ve been in rich men’s houses an’ I’ve been in jail,

But when it’s time for leavin’ I jes hits the trail.

I’m a human bird of passage and the song I trill

Is, “Once you git the habit, why, you can’t keep still.”

The sun is sorter coaxin’ an’ the road is clear,

An’ the wind is singin’ ballads that I got to hear.

It ain’t no use to argue when you feel the thrill;

For, once you git the habit, why, you can’t keep still.

A Ranger

He never made parade of tooth or claw;

He was plain as us that nursed the bawlin’ herds.

Though he had a rather meanin’-lookin’ jaw,

He was shy of exercisin’ it with words.

As a circus-ridin’ preacher of the law,

All his preachin’ was the sort that hit the nail;

He was just a common ranger, just a ridin’ pilgrim stranger,

And he labored with the sinners of the trail.

Once a Yaqui knifed a woman, jealous mad,

Then hit southward with the old, old killer’s plan,

And nobody missed the woman very bad,

While they’d just a little rather missed the man.

But the ranger crossed his trail and sniffed it glad,

And then loped away to bring him back again,

For he stood for peace and order on the lonely, sunny border

And his business was to hunt for sinful men!

So the trail it led him southward all the day,

Through the shinin’ country of the thorn and snake,

Where the heat had drove the lizards from their play

To the shade of rock and bush and yucca stake.

And the mountains heaved and rippled far away

And the desert broiled as on the devil’s prong,

But he didn’t mind the devil if his head kept clear and level

And the hoofs beat out their clear and steady song.

Came the yellow west, and on a far off rise

Something black crawled up and dropped beyond the rim,

And he reached his rifle out and rubbed his eyes

While he cussed the southern hills for growin’ dim.

Down a hazy ’royo came the coyote cries,

Like they laughed at him because he’d lost his mark,

And the smile that brands a fighter pulled his mouth a little tighter

As he set his spurs and rode on through the dark.

Came the moonlight on a trail that wriggled higher

Through the mountains that look into Mexico,

And the shadows strung his nerves like banjo wire

And the miles and minutes dragged unearthly slow.

Then a black mesquite spit out a thread of fire

And the canyon walls flung thunder back again,

And he caught himself and fumbled at his rifle while he grumbled

That his bridle arm had weight enough for ten.

Though his rifle pointed wavy-like and slack

And he grabbed for leather at his hawse’s shy,

Yet he sent a soft-nosed exhortation back

That convinced the sinner⁠—just above the eye.

So the sinner sprawled among the shadows black

While the ranger drifted north beneath the moon,

Wabblin’ crazy in his saddle, workin’ hard to stay a-straddle

While the hoofs beat out a slow and sorry tune.

When the sheriff got up early out of bed,

How he stared and vowed his soul a total loss,

As he saw the droopy thing all blotched with red

That came ridin’ in aboard a tremblin’ hawse.

But “I got ’im” was the most the ranger said

And you couldn’t hire him, now, to tell the tale;

He was just a quiet ranger, just a ridin’ pilgrim stranger

And he labored with the sinners of the trail.

The Insult

I’ve swum the Colorado where she runs close down to hell;

I’ve braced the faro layouts in Cheyenne;

I’ve fought for muddy water with a bunch of howlin’ swine

An’ swallowed hot tamales and cayenne;

I’ve rode a pitchin’ broncho till the sky was underneath;

I’ve tackled every desert in the land;

I’ve sampled XX whiskey till I couldn’t hardly see

An’ dallied with the quicksands of the Grande;

I’ve argued with the marshals of a half a dozen burgs;

I’ve been dragged free and fancy by a cow;

I’ve had three years’ campaignin’ with the fightin’, bitin’ Ninth,

An’ I never lost my temper till right now.

I’ve had the yeller fever and been shot plum full of holes;

I’ve grabbed an army mule plum by the tail;

But I’ve never been so snortin’, really highfalutin’ mad

As when you up and hands me ginger ale.

“The Road to Ruin”

I went into the grog-shop, Tom, and stood beside the bar,

And drank a glass of lemonade and smoked a bad seegar.

The same old kegs and jugs was thar, the same we used to know

When we was on the round-up, Tom, some twenty years ago.

The bar-tender is not the same. The one who used to sell

Corroded tangle-foot to us, is rotting now in hell.

This one has got a plate-glass front, he combs his hair quite low,

He looks just like the one we knew some twenty years ago.

Old soak came up and asked for booze and had the same old grin

While others burned their living forms and wet their coats with gin.

Outside the doorway women stood, their faces seamed with woe

And wept just like they used to weep some twenty years ago.

I asked about our old-time friends, those cheery, sporty men;

And some was in the poor-house, Tom, and some was in the pen.

You know the one you liked the best?⁠—the hang-man laid him low⁠—

Oh, few are left that used to booze some twenty years ago.

You recollect our favorite, whom pride claimed for her own⁠—

He used to say that he could booze or leave the stuff alone.

He perished for the James Fitz James, out in the rain and snow⁠—

Yes, few survive who used to booze some twenty years ago.

I visited the old church yard and there I saw the graves

Of those who used to drown their woes in old fermented ways.

I saw the graves of women thar, lying where the daisies grow,

Who wept and died of broken hearts some twenty years ago.

The Outlaw

When my loop takes hold on a two-year-old,

By the feet or the neck or the horn,

He kin plunge and fight till his eyes go white,

But I’ll throw him as sure as you’re born.

Though the taut rope sing like a banjo string

And the latigoes creak and strain,

Yet I’ve got no fear of an outlaw steer

And I’ll tumble him on the plain.

For a man is a man and a steer is a beast,

And the man is the boss of the herd;

And each of the bunch, from the biggest to least,

Must come down when he says the word.

When my leg swings ’cross on an outlaw hawse

And my spurs clinch into his hide,

He kin r’ar and pitch over hill and ditch,

But wherever he goes I’ll ride.

Let ’im spin and flop like a crazy top,

Or flit like a wind-whipped smoke,

But he’ll know the feel of my rowelled heel

Till he’s happy to own he’s broke.

For a man is a man and a hawse is a brute,

And the hawse may be prince of his clan,

But he’ll bow to the bit and the steel-shod boot

And own that his boss is the man.

When the devil at rest underneath my vest

Gets up and begins to paw,

And my hot tongue strains at its bridle-reins,

Then I tackle the real outlaw;

When I get plumb riled and my sense goes wild,

And my temper has fractious growed,

If he’ll hump his neck just a triflin’ speck,

Then it’s dollars to dimes I’m throwed.

For a man is a man, but he’s partly a beast⁠—

He kin brag till he makes you deaf,

But the one, lone brute, from the West to the East,

That he kaint quite break, is himse’f.

The Desert

’Twas the lean coyote told me, baring his slavish soul,

As I counted the ribs of my dead cayuse and cursed at the desert sky,

The tale of the Upland Rider’s fate while I dug in the water hole

For a drop, a taste of the bitter seep; but the water hole was dry!

“He came,” said the lean coyote, “and he cursed as his pony fell;

And he counted his pony’s ribs aloud; yea, even as you have done.

He raved as he ripped at the clay-red sand like an imp from the pit of hell,

Shriveled with thirst for a thousand years and craving a drop⁠—just one.”

“His name?” I asked, and he told me, yawning to hide a grin:

“His name is writ on the prison roll and many a place beside;

Last, he scribbled it on the sand with a finger seared and thin,

And I watched his face as he spelled it out⁠—laughed as I laughed, and died.

“And thus,” said the lean coyote, “his need is the hungry’s feast,

And mine.” I fumbled and pulled my gun⁠—emptied it wild and fast,

But one of the crazy shots went home and silenced the waiting beast;

There lay the shape of the Liar, dead! ’Twas I that should laugh the last.

Laugh? Nay, now I would write my name as the Upland Rider wrote;

Write? What need, for before my eyes in a wide and wavering line

I saw the trace of a written word and letter by letter float

Into a mist as the world grew dark; and I knew that the name was mine.

Dreams and visions within the dream; turmoil and fire and pain;

Hands that proffered a brimming cup⁠—empty, ere I could take;

Then the burst of a thunder-head⁠—rain! It was rude, fierce rain!

Blindly down to the hole I crept, shivering, drenched, awake!

Dawn⁠—and the edge of the red-rimmed sun scattering golden flame,

As stumbling down to the water hole came the horse that I thought was dead;

But never a sign of the other beast nor a trace of a rider’s name;

Just a rain-washed track and an empty gun⁠—and the old home trail ahead.

Whiskey Bill⁠—A Fragment

A-down the road and gun in hand

Comes Whiskey Bill, mad Whiskey Bill;

A-lookin’ for some place to land

Comes Whiskey Bill.

An’ everybody’d like to be

Ten miles away behind a tree

When on his joyous, aching spree

Starts Whiskey Bill.

The times have changed since you made love,

O Whiskey Bill, O Whiskey Bill!

The happy sun grinned up above

At Whiskey Bill.

And down the middle of the street

The sheriff comes on toe and feet

A-wishin’ for one fretful peek

At Whiskey Bill.

The cows go grazing o’er the lea⁠—

Poor Whiskey Bill! Poor Whiskey Bill!

An’ aching thoughts pour in on me

Of Whiskey Bill.

The sheriff up and found his stride;

Bill’s soul went shootin’ down the slide⁠—

How are things on the Great Divide,

O Whiskey Bill?

Denver Jim

“Say, fellers, that ornery thief must be nigh us,

For I jist saw him across this way to the right;

Ah, there he is now right under that burr-oak

As fearless and cool as if waitin’ all night.

Well, come on, but jist get every shooter all ready

Fur him, if he’s spilin’ to give us a fight;

The birds in the grove will sing chants to our picnic

An’ that limb hangin’ over him stands about right.

“Say, stranger, good mornin’. Why, dog blast my lasso, boys,

If it ain’t Denver Jim that’s corralled here at last.

Right aside for the jilly. Well, Jim, we are searchin’

All night for a couple about of your cast.

An’ seein’ yer enter this openin’ so charmin’

We thought perhaps yer might give us the trail.

Haven’t seen anything that would answer description?

What a nerve that chap has, but it will not avail.

“Want to trade hosses fur the one I am stridin’!

Will you give me five hundred betwixt fur the boot?

Say, Jim, that air gold is the strongest temptation

An’ many a man would say take it and scoot.

But we don’t belong to that denomination;

You have got to the end of your rope, Denver Jim.

In ten minutes more we’ll be crossin’ the prairie,

An’ you will be hangin’ there right from that limb.

“Have you got any speakin’ why the sentence ain’t proper?

Here, take you a drink from the old whiskey flask.

Ar’ not dry? Well, I am, an’ will drink ter yer, pard,

An’ wish that this court will not bungle this task.

There, the old lasso circles your neck like a fixture;

Here, boys, take the line an’ wait fer the word;

I am sorry, old boy, that your claim has gone under;

Fer yer don’t meet yer fate like the low, common herd.

“What’s that? So yer want me to answer a letter⁠—

Well, give it to me till I make it all right,

A moment or two will be only good manners,

The judicious acts of this court will be white.

’Long Point, Arkansas, the thirteenth of August,

My dearest son James, somewhere out in the West,

For long, weary months I’ve been waiting for tidings

Since your last loving letter came eastward to bless.

“ ‘God bless you, my son, for thus sending that money,

Remembering your mother when sorely in need.

May the angels from heaven now guard you from danger

And happiness follow your generous deed.

How I long so to see you come into the doorway,

As you used to, of old, when weary, to rest.

May the days be but few when again I can greet you,

My comfort and staff, is your mother’s request.’

“Say, pard, here’s your letter. I’m not good at writin’,

I think you’d do better to answer them lines;

An’ fer fear I might want it I’ll take off that lasso,

An’ the hoss you kin leave when you git to the pines.

An’ Jim, when yer see yer old mother jist tell her

That a wee bit o’ writin’ kinder hastened the day

When her boy could come eastward to stay with her always.

Come boys, up and mount and to Denver away.”

O’er the prairies the sun tipped the trees with its splendor,

The dew on the grass flashed the diamonds so bright,

As the tenderest memories came like a blessing

From the days of sweet childhood on pinions of light.

Not a word more was spoken as they parted that morning,

Yet the trail of a tear marked each cheek as they turned;

For higher than law is the love of a mother⁠—

It reversed the decision⁠—the court was adjourned.

The Vigilantes

We are the whirlwinds that winnow the West⁠—

We scatter the wicked like straw!

We are the Nemeses, never at rest⁠—

We are Justice, and Right, and the Law!

Moon on the snow and a blood-chilling blast,

Sharp-throbbing hoofs like the heart-beat of fear,

A halt, a swift parley, a pause⁠—then at last

A stiff, swinging figure cut darkly and sheer

Against the blue steel of the sky; ghastly white

Every on-looking face. Men, our duty was clear;

Yet ah! what a soul to send forth to the night!

Ours is a service brute-hateful and grim;

Little we love the wild task that we seek;

Are they dainty to deal with⁠—the fear-rigid limb,

The curse and the struggle, the blasphemous shriek?

Nay, but men must endure while their bodies have breath;

God made us strong to avenge Him the weak⁠—

To dispense his sure wages of sin⁠—which is death.

We stand for our duty: while wrong works its will,

Our search shall be stern and our course shall be wide;

Retribution shall prove that the just liveth still,

And its horrors and dangers our hearts can abide,

That safety and honor may tread in our path;

The vengeance of Heaven shall speed at our side,

As we follow unwearied our mission of wrath.

We are the whirlwinds that winnow the West⁠—

We scatter the wicked like straw!

We are the Nemeses, never at rest⁠—

We are Justice, and Right, and the Law!

The Bandit’s Grave

’Mid lava rock and glaring sand,

’Neath the desert’s brassy skies,

Bound in the silent chains of death

A border bandit lies.

The poppy waves her golden glow

Above the lowly mound;

The cactus stands with lances drawn⁠—

A martial guard around.

His dreams are free from guile or greed,

Or foray’s wild alarms.

No fears creep in to break his rest

In the desert’s scorching arms.

He sleeps in peace beside the trail,

Where the twilight shadows play,

Though they watch each night for his return

A thousand miles away.

From the mesquite groves a night bird calls

When the western skies grow red;

The sand storm sings his deadly song

Above the sleeper’s head.

His steed has wandered to the hills

And helpless are his hands,

Yet peons curse his memory

Across the shifting sands.

The desert cricket tunes his pipes

When the half-grown moon shines dim;

The sage thrush trills her evening song⁠—

But what are they to him?

A rude-built cross beside the trail

That follows to the west

Casts its long-drawn, ghastly shadow

Across the sleeper’s breast.

A lone coyote comes by night

And sits beside his bed,

Sobbing the midnight hours away

With gaunt, up-lifted head.

The lizard trails his aimless way

Across the lonely mound,

When the star-guards of the desert

Their pickets post around.

The winter snows will heap their drifts

Among the leafless sage;

The pallid hosts of the blizzard

Will lift their voice in rage;

The gentle rains of early spring

Will woo the flowers to bloom,

And scatter their fleeting incense

O’er the border bandit’s tomb.

The Old Mackenzie Trail

See, stretching yonder o’er that low divide

Which parts the falling rain⁠—the eastern slope

Sends down its waters to the southern sea

Through Double Mountain’s winding length of stream;

The western side spreads out into a plain,

Which sinks away o’er tawny, rolling leagues

At last into the rushing Rio Grande⁠—

See, faintly showing on that distant ridge,

The deep-cut pathways through the shelving crest,

Sage-matted now and rimmed with chaparral,

The dim reminders of the olden times,

The life of stir, of blood, of Indian raid,

The hunt of buffalo and antelope;

The camp, the wagon train, the sea of steers;

The cowboy’s lonely vigil through the night;

The stampede and the wild ride through the storm;

The call of California’s golden flood;

The impulse of the Saxon’s “Westward Ho”

Which set our fathers’ faces from the east,

To spread resistless o’er the barren wastes,

To people all the regions ’neath the sun⁠—

Those vikings of the old Mackenzie Trail.

It winds⁠—this old forgotten cattle trail⁠—

Through valleys still and silent even now,

Save when the yellow-breasted desert lark

Cries shrill and lonely from a dead mesquite,

In quivering notes set in a minor key;

The endless round of sunny days, of starry nights,

The desert’s blank immutability.

The coyote’s howl is heard at dark from some

Low-lying hill; companioned by the loafer wolf

They yelp in concert to the far off stars,

Or gnaw the bleachèd bones in savage rage

That lie unburied by the grass-grown paths.

The prairie dogs play sentinel by day

And backward slips the badger to his den;

The whir, the fatal strike of rattlesnake,

A staring buzzard floating in the blue,

And, now and then, the curlew’s eerie call⁠—

Lost, always lost, and seeking evermore.

All else is mute and dormant; vacantly

The sun looks down, the days run idly on,

The breezes whirl the dust, which eddying falls

Smothering the records of the westward caravans,

Where silent heaps of wreck and nameless graves

Make milestones for the old Mackenzie Trail.

Across the Brazos, Colorado, through

Concho’s broad, fair valley, sweeping on

By Abilene it climbs upon the plains,

The Llano Estacado (beyond lie wastes

Of alkali and hunger gaunt and death)⁠—

And here is lost in shifting rifts of sand.

Anon it lingers by a hidden spring

That bubbles joy into the wilderness;

Its pathway trenched that distant mountain side,

Now grown to gulches through torrential rain.

De Vaca gathered piñons by the way,

Long ere the furrows grew on yonder hill,

Cut by the creaking prairie-schooner wheels;

La Salle, the gentle Frenchman, crossed this course,

And went to death and to a nameless grave.

For ages and for ages through the past

Comanches and Apaches from the north

Came sweeping southward, searching for the sun,

And charged in mimic combat on the sea.

The scions of Montezuma’s low-browed race

Perhaps have seen that knotted, thorn-clad tree;

Or sucked the cactus apples growing there.

All these have passed, and passed the immigrants,

Who bore the westward fever in their brain,

The Norseman tang for roving in their veins;

Who loved the plains as sailors love the sea,

Braved danger, death, and found a resting place

While traveling on the old Mackenzie Trail.

Brave old Mackenzie long has laid him down

To rest beyond the trail that bears his name;

A granite mountain makes his monument;

The northers, moaning o’er the low divide,

Go gently past his long deserted camps.

No more his rangers guard the wild frontier,

No more he leads them in the border fight.

No more the mavericks, winding stream of horns

To Kansas bound; the dust, the cowboy songs

And cries, the pistol’s sharp report⁠—the free,

Wild days in Texas by the Rio Grande.

And some men say when dusky night shuts down,

Dark, cloudy nights without a kindly star,

One sees dim horsemen skimming o’er the plain

Hard by Mackenzie’s trail; and keener ears

Have heard from deep within the bordering hills

The tramp of ghostly hoofs, faint cattle lows,

The rumble of a moving wagon train,

Sometimes far echoes of a frontier song;

Then sounds grow fainter, shadows troop away⁠—

On westward, westward, as they in olden time

Went rangeing o’er the old Mackenzie Trail.

The Sheep-Herder

All day across the sagebrush flat,

Beneath the sun of June,

My sheep they loaf and feed and bleat

Their never changin’ tune.

And then, at night time, when they lay

As quiet as a stone,

I hear the gray wolf far away,

“Alo‑one!” he says, “Alo‑one!”

A‑a! ma‑a! ba‑a! eh‑eh‑eh!

The tune the woollies sing;

It’s rasped my ears, it seems, for years,

Though really just since Spring;

And nothin’, far as I can see

Around the circle’s sweep,

But sky and plain, my dreams and me

And them infernal sheep.

I’ve got one book⁠—it’s poetry⁠—

A bunch of pretty wrongs

An Eastern lunger gave to me;

He said ’twas “shepherd songs.”

But, though that poet sure is deep

And has sweet things to say,

He never seen a herd of sheep

Or smelt them, anyway.

A‑a! ma‑a! ba‑a! eh‑eh‑eh!

My woollies greasy gray,

An awful change has hit the range

Since that old poet’s day.

For you’re just silly, on’ry brutes

And I look like distress,

And my pipe ain’t the kind that toots

And there’s no “shepherdess.”

Yet ’way down home in Kansas State,

Bliss Township, Section Five,

There’s one that’s promised me to wait,

The sweetest girl alive;

That’s why I salt my wages down

And mend my clothes with strings,

While others blow their pay in town

For booze and other things.

A‑a! ma‑a! ba‑a! eh‑eh‑eh!

My Minnie, don’t be sad;

Next year we’ll lease that splendid piece

That corners on your dad.

We’ll drive to “literary,” dear,

The way we used to do

And turn my lonely workin’ here

To happiness for you.

Suppose, down near that rattlers’ den,

While I sit here and dream,

I’d spy a bunch of ugly men

And hear a woman scream.

Suppose I’d let my rifle shout

And drop the men in rows,

And then the woman should turn out⁠—

My Minnie!⁠—just suppose.

A‑a! ma‑a! ba‑a! eh‑eh‑eh!

The tune would then be gay;

There is, I mind, a parson kind

Just forty miles away.

Why, Eden would come back again,

With sage and sheep corrals,

And I could swing a singin’ pen

To write her “pastorals.”

I pack a rifle on my arm

And jump at flies that buzz;

There’s nothin’ here to do me harm;

I sometimes wish there was.

If through that brush above the pool

A red should creep⁠—and creep⁠—

Wah! cut down on ’im!⁠—Stop, you fool!

That’s nothin’ but a sheep.

A‑a! ma‑a! ba‑a!⁠—Hell!

Oh, sky and plain and bluff!

Unless my mail comes up the trail

I’m locoed, sure enough.

What’s that?⁠—a dust-whiff near the butte

Right where my last trail ran,

A movin’ speck, a⁠—wagon! Hoot!

Thank God! here comes a man.

A Cowboy at the Carnival

Yes, o’ cose it’s interestin’ to a feller from the range,

Mighty queerish, too, I tell you⁠—sich a racket fer a change;

From a life among the cattle, from a wool shirt and the chaps

To the biled shirt o’ the city and the other tony traps.

Never seed sich herds o’ people throwed together, every brand

O’ humanity, I reckon, in this big mountain land

Rounded up right here in Denver, runnin’ on new sort o’ feed.

Actin’ restless an’ oneasy, like they threatened to stampede.

Mighty curious to a rider comin’ from the range, he feels

What you’d call a lost sensation from sombrero clar to heels;

Like a critter stray that drifted in a windstorm from its range

To another run o’ grazin’ where the brands it sees are strange.

Then I see a city herder, a policeman, don’t you know,

Sort o’ think he’s got men spotted an’ is ’bout to make a throw

Fer to catch me an’ corral me fer a stray till he can talk

On the wire an’ tell the owner fer to come an’ get his stock.

Yes, it’s mighty strange an’ funny fer a cowboy, as you say,

Fer to hit a camp like this one, so unanimously gay;

But I want to tell you, pardner, that a rider sich as me

Isn’t built fer feedin’ on sich crazy jamboree.

Every bone I got’s a-achin’, an’ my feet as sore as if

I had hit a bed o’ cactus, an’ my hinges is as stiff

From a-hittin’ these hot pavements as a feller’s jints kin git⁠—

’Taint like holdin’ down a broncho on the range, a little bit.

I’m hankerin’, I tell you, fer to hit the trail an’ run

Like a crazy, locoed yearlin’ from this big cloud-burst o’ fun

Back toward the cattle ranches, where a feller’s breath comes free

An’ he wears the clothes that fits him, ’stead o’ this slick toggery.

Where his home is in the saddle, an’ the heavens is his roof,

An’ his ever’day companions wears the hide an’ cloven hoof,

Where the beller of the cattle is the only sound he hears,

An’ he never thinks o’ nothin’ but his grub an’ hoss an’ steers.

The Old Cowman

I rode across a valley range

I hadn’t seen for years.

The trail was all so spoilt and strange

It nearly fetched the tears.

I had to let ten fences down⁠—

(The fussy lanes ran wrong)

And each new line would make me frown

And hum a mournin’ song.

Oh, it’s squeak! squeak! squeak!

Hear ’em stretchin’ of the wire!

The nester brand is on the land;

I reckon I’ll retire.

While progress toots her brassy horn

And makes her motor buzz,

I thank the Lord I wasn’t born

No later than I wuz!

’Twas good to live when all the sod,

Without no fence nor fuss,

Belonged in partnership to God,

The Government and us.

With skyline bounds from east to west

And room to go and come,

I loved my fellowman the best

When he was scattered some.

Oh, it’s squeak! squeak! squeak!

Close and closer cramps the wire!

There’s hardly play to back away

And call a man a liar.

Their house has locks on every door;

Their land is in a crate.

There ain’t the plains of God no more,

They’re only real estate.

There’s land where yet no ditchers dig

Nor cranks experiment;

It’s only lovely, free and big

And isn’t worth a cent.

I pray that them who come to spoil

May wait till I am dead

Before they foul that blessed soil

With fence and cabbage head.

Yet it’s squeak! squeak! squeak!

Far and farther crawls the wire!

To crowd and pinch another inch

Is all their heart’s desire.

The world is over-stocked with men,

And some will see the day

When each must keep his little pen,

But I’ll be far away.

When my old soul hunts range and rest

Beyond the last divide,

Just plant me in some stretch of West

That’s sunny, lone and wide.

Let cattle rub my tombstone down

And coyotes mourn their kin,

Let hawses paw and tramp the moun’⁠—

But don’t you fence it in!

Oh, it’s squeak! squeak! squeak!

And they pen the land with wire.

They figure fence and copper cents

Where we laughed round the fire.

Job cussed his birthday, night and morn

In his old land of Uz,

But I’m just glad I wasn’t born

No later than I wuz!

The Gila Monster Route

The lingering sunset across the plain

Kissed the rear-end door of an east-bound train,

And shone on a passing track close by

Where a ding-bat sat on a rotting tie.

He was ditched by a shock and a cruel fate.

The con high-balled, and the manifest freight

Pulled out on the stem behind the mail,

And she hit the ball on a sanded rail.

As she pulled away in the falling light

He could see the gleam of her red tail-light.

Then the moon arose and the stars came out⁠—

He was ditched on the Gila Monster Route.

Nothing in sight but sand and space;

No chance for a gink to feed his face;

Not even a shack to beg for a lump,

Or a hen-house to frisk for a single gump.

He gazed far out on the solitude;

He drooped his head and began to brood;

He thought of the time he lost his mate

In a hostile burg on the Nickle Plate.

They had mooched the stem and threw their feet,

And speared four-bits on which to eat;

But deprived themselves of daily bread

And shafted their coin for “dago red.”

Down by the track in the jungle’s glade,

In the cool green grass, in the tules’ shade,

They shed their coats and ditched their shoes

And tanked up full of that colored booze.

Then they took a flop with their skins plumb full,

And they did not hear the harnessed bull,

Till he shook them out of their boozy nap,

With a husky voice and a loaded sap.

They were charged with “vag,” for they had no kale,

And the judge said, “Sixty days in jail.”

But the John had a bindle⁠—a worker’s plea⁠—

So they gave him a floater and set him free.

They had turned him up, but ditched his mate,

So he grabbed the guts of an east-bound freight,

He flung his form on a rusty rod,

Till he heard the shack say, “Hit the sod!”

The John piled off, he was in the ditch,

With two switch lamps and a rusty switch⁠—

A poor, old, seedy, half-starved bo

On a hostile pike, without a show.

From away off somewhere in the dark

Came the sharp, short notes of a coyote’s bark.

The bo looked round and quickly rose

And shook the dust from his threadbare clothes.

Off in the west through the moonlit night

He saw the gleam of a big head-light⁠—

An east-bound stock train hummed the rail;

She was due at the switch to clear the mail.

As she drew up close, the head-end shack

Threw the switch to the passenger track,

The stock rolled in and off the main,

And the line was clear for the west-bound train.

When she hove in sight far up the track,

She was workin’ steam, with her brake shoes slack,

She hollered once at the whistle post,

Then she flitted by like a frightened ghost.

He could hear the roar of the big six-wheel,

And her driver’s pound on the polished steel,

And the screech of her flanges on the rail

As she beat it west o’er the desert trail.

The John got busy and took the risk,

He climbed aboard and began to frisk,

He reached up high and began to feel

For the end-door pin⁠—then he cracked the seal.

’Twas a double-decked stock-car, filled with sheep,

Old John crawled in and went to sleep.

She whistled twice and high-balled out⁠—

They were off, down the Gila Monster Route.

The Call of the Plains

Ho! wind of the far, far prairies!

Free as the waves of the sea!

Your voice is sweet as in alien street

The cry of a friend to me!

You bring me the breath of the prairies,

Known in the days that are sped,

The wild geese’s cry and the blue, blue sky

And the sailing clouds o’er head!

My eyes are weary with longing

For a sight of the sage grass gray,

For the dazzling light of a noontide bright

And the joy of the open day!

Oh, to hear once more the clanking

Of the noisy cowboy’s spur,

And the south wind’s kiss like a mild caress

Making the grasses stir.

I dream of the wide, wide prairies

Touched with their glistening sheen,

The coyotes’ cry and the wind-swept sky

And the waving billows of green!

And oh, for a night in the open

Where no sound discordant mars,

And the marvelous glow, when the sun is low,

And the silence under the stars!

Ho, wind from the western prairies!

Ho, voice from a far domain!

I feel in your breath what I’ll feel till death,

The call of the plains again!

The call of the Spirit of Freedom

To the spirit of freedom in me;

My heart leaps high with a jubilant cry

And I answer in ecstasy!

Where the Grizzly Dwells

I admire the artificial art of the East;

But I love more the inimitable art of the West,

Where nature’s handiwork lies in virginal beauty.

Amidst the hum of city life

I saunter back to dreams of home.

Astride the back of my trusty steed

I wander away, losing myself

In the foothills of the Rockies.

Away from human habitations,

Up the rugged slopes,

Through the timbered stretches,

I hear the frightful cry of wolves

And see a bear sneaking up behind.

Many nights ago,

While herding a bunch of cattle

During the round-up season,

I lay upon the grass

Looking at the mated stars;

I wondered if a cowboy

Could go to the Unknown Place,

The Happy Hunting Ground,

When this short life is over.

But, here or there, I shall always live

In the land of mountain air

Where the grizzly dwells

And sage brush grows;

Where mountain trout are not a few;

In the land of the Bitterroot⁠—

The Indian land⁠—Land of the Golden West.

A Cowboy Toast

Here’s to the passing cowboy, the plowman’s pioneer;

His home, the boundless mesa, he of any man the peer;

Around his wide sombrero was stretched the rattler’s hide,

His bridle sporting conchos, his lasso at his side.

All day he roamed the prairies, at night he, with the stars,

Kept vigil o’er thousands held by neither posts nor bars;

With never a diversion in all the lonesome land,

But cattle, cattle, cattle, and sun and sage and sand.

Sometimes the hoot-owl hailed him, when scudding through the flat;

And prairie dogs would sauce him, as at their doors they sat;

The rattler hissed its warning when near its haunts he trod

Some Texas steer pursuing o’er the pathless waste of sod.

With lasso, quirt, and ’colter the cowboy knew his skill;

They pass with him to history and naught their place can fill;

While he, bold broncho rider, ne’er conned a lesson page⁠—

But cattle, cattle, cattle, and sun and sand and sage.

And oh! the long night watches, with terror in the skies!

When lightning played and mocked him till blinded were his eyes;

When raged the storm around him, and fear was in his heart

Lest panic-stricken leaders might make the whole herd start.

That meant a death for many, perhaps a wild stampede,

When none could stem the fury of the cattle in the lead;

Ah, then life seemed so little and death so very near⁠—

With cattle, cattle, cattle, and darkness everywhere.

Then quaff with me a bumper of water, clear and pure,

To the memory of the cowboy whose fame must e’er endure

From the Llano Estacado to Dakota’s distant sands,

Where were herded countless thousands in the days of fenceless lands.

Let us rear for him an altar in the Temple of the Brave,

And weave of Texas grasses a garland for his grave;

And offer him a guerdon for the work that he has done

With cattle, cattle, cattle, and sage and sand and sun.

We’re the children of the open and we hate the haunts o’ men,

But we had to come to town to get the mail.

And we’re ridin’ home at daybreak⁠—’cause the air is cooler then⁠—

All ’cept one of us that stopped behind in jail.

Shorty’s nose won’t bear paradin’, Bill’s off eye is darkly fadin’,

All our toilets show a touch of disarray,

For we found that City life is a constant round of strife

And we aint the breed for shyin’ from a fray.

Chant your warhoops, pardners, dear, while the east turns pale with fear

And the chaparral is tremblin’ all aroun’

For we’re wicked to the marrer; we’re a midnight dream of terror

When we’re ridin’ up the rocky trail from town!

We acquired our hasty temper from our friend, the centipede.

From the rattlesnake we learnt to guard our rights.

We have gathered fightin’ pointers from the famous bronco steed

And the bobcat teached us reppertee that bites.

So when some high-collared herrin’ jeered the garb that I was wearin’

’Twasn’t long till we had got where talkin’ ends,

And he et his ill-bred chat, with a sauce of derby hat,

While my merry pardners entertained his friends.

Sing ’er out, my buckeroos! Let the desert hear the news.

Tell the stars the way we rubbed the haughty down.

We’re the fiercest wolves a-prowlin’ and it’s just our night for howlin’

When we’re ridin’ up the rocky trail from town.

Since the days that Lot and Abram split the Jordan range in halves,

Just to fix it so their punchers wouldn’t fight,

Since old Jacob skinned his dad-in-law of six years’ crop of calves

And then hit the trail for Canaan in the night,

There has been a taste for battle ’mong the men that follow cattle

And a love of doin’ things that’s wild and strange.

And the warmth of Laban’s words when he missed his speckled herds

Still is useful in the language of the range.

Sing ’er out, my bold coyotes! leather fists and leather throats,

For we wear the brand of Ishm’el like a crown.

We’re the sons o’ desolation, we’re the outlaws of creation⁠—

Ee‑Yow! a-ridin’ up the rocky trail from town!

The Disappointed Tenderfoot

He reached the West in a palace car where the writers tell us the cowboys are,

With the redskin bold and the centipede and the rattlesnake and the loco weed.

He looked around for the Buckskin Joes and the things he’d seen in the Wild West shows⁠—

The cowgirls gay and the bronchos wild and the painted face of the Injun child.

He listened close for the fierce war-whoop, and his pent-up spirits began to droop,

And he wondered then if the hills and nooks held none of the sights of the story books.

He’d hoped he would see the marshal pot some bold bad man with a pistol shot,

And entered a low saloon by chance, where the tenderfoot is supposed to dance

While the cowboy shoots at his bootheels there and the smoke of powder begrims the air,

But all was quiet as if he’d strayed to that silent spot where the dead are laid.

Not even a faro game was seen, and none flaunted the long, long green.

’Twas a blow for him who had come in quest of a touch of the real wild woolly West.

He vainly sought for a bad cayuse and the swirl and swish of the flying noose,

And the cowboy’s yell as he roped a steer, but nothing of this fell on his ear.

Not even a wide-brimmed hat he spied, but derbies flourished on every side,

And the spurs and the “chaps” and the flannel shirts, the high-heeled boots and the guns and the quirts,

The cowboy saddles and silver bits and fancy bridles and swell outfits

He’d read about in the novels grim, were not on hand for the likes of him.

He peered about for a stagecoach old, and a miner-man with a bag of gold,

And a burro train with its pack-loads which he’d read they tie with the diamond hitch.

The rattler’s whir and the coyote’s wail ne’er sounded out as he hit the trail;

And no one knew of a branding bee or a steer round-up that he longed to see.

But the oldest settler named Six-Gun Sim rolled a cigarette and remarked to him:

“The West hez gone to the East, my son, and it’s only in tents sich things is done.”

A Cowboy Alone with His Conscience

When I ride into the mountains on my little broncho bird,

Whar my ears are never pelted with the bawlin’ o’ the herd,

An’ a sort o’ dreamy quiet hangs upon the western air,

An’ thar ain’t no animation to be noticed anywhere;

Then I sort o’ feel oneasy, git a notion in my head

I’m the only livin’ mortal⁠—everybody else is dead⁠—

An’ I feel a queer sensation, rather skeery like, an’ odd,

When thar ain’t nobody near me, ’ceptin’ God.

Every rabbit that I startle from its shaded restin’ place,

Seems a furry shaft o’ silence shootin’ into noiseless space,

An’ a rattlesnake a crawlin’ through the rocks so old an’ gray

Helps along the ghostly feelin’ in a rather startlin’ way.

Every breeze that dares to whisper does it with a bated breath,

Every bush stands grim an’ silent in a sort o’ livin’ death⁠—

Tell you what, a feller’s feelin’s give him many an icy prod,

When thar ain’t nobody near him, ’ceptin’ God.

Somehow allus git to thinkin’ o’ the error o’ my ways,

An’ my memory goes wingin’ back to childhood’s happy days,

When a mother, now a restin’ in the grave so dark an’ deep,

Used to listen while I’d whisper, “Now I lay me down to sleep.”

Then a sort o’ guilty feelin’ gits a surgin’ in my breast,

An’ I wonder how I’ll stack up at the final judgment test,

Conscience allus welts it to me with a mighty cuttin’ rod,

When thar ain’t nobody near me, ’ceptin’ God.

Take the very meanest sinner that the nation ever saw,

One that don’t respect religion more’n he respects the law,

One that never does an action that’s commendable or good,

An’ immerse him fur a season out in Nature’s solitude,

An’ the cog-wheels o’ his conscience’ll be rattled out o’ gear,

More’n if he ’tended preachin’ every Sunday in the year,

Fur his sins ’ill come a ridin’ through his cranium rough shod,

When thar ain’t nobody near him, ’ceptin’ God.

Just A-Ridin’!

Oh, for me a horse and saddle

Every day without a change;

With the desert sun a-blazin’

On a hundred miles o’ range,

Just a-ridin’, just a-ridin’,

Desert ripplin’ in the sun,

Mountains blue along the skyline⁠—

I don’t envy anyone.

When my feet are in the stirrups

And my horse is on the bust;

When his hoofs are flashin’ lightnin’

From a golden cloud o’ dust;

And the bawlin’ of the cattle

Is a-comin’ down the wind⁠—

Oh, a finer life than ridin’

Would be mighty hard to find,

Just a-ridin’, just a-ridin’,

Splittin’ long cracks in the air,

Stirrin’ up a baby cyclone,

Rootin’ up the prickly pear.

I don’t need no art exhibits

When the sunset does his best,

Paintin’ everlastin’ glories

On the mountains of the west.

And your operas look foolish

When the night bird starts his tune

And the desert’s silver-mounted

By the kisses of the moon,

Just a-ridin’, just a-ridin’,

I don’t envy kings nor czars

When the coyotes down the valley

Are a-singin’ to the stars.

When my earthly trail is ended

And my final bacon curled,

And the last great round up’s finished

At the Home Ranch of the world,

I don’t want no harps or haloes,

Robes or other dress-up things⁠—

Let me ride the starry ranges

On a pinto horse with wings,

Just a-ridin’, just a-ridin’,

Splittin’ chunks o’ wintry air,

With your feet froze to your stirrups

And a snowdrift in your hair.

The End of the Trail

Soh, Bossie, soh!

The water’s handy heah,

The grass is plenty neah,

An’ all the stars a-sparkle

Bekaze we drive no mo’⁠—

We drive no mo’.

The long trail ends today⁠—

The long trail ends today,

The punchers go to play

And all you weary cattle

May sleep in peace for sure⁠—

May sleep in peace for sure⁠—

Sleep, sleep for sure.

The moon can’t bite you heah,

Nor punchers fright you heah.

An’ you-all will be beef befo’

We need you any mo’⁠—

We need you any mo’!