Pardners

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Pardners

You bad-eyed, tough-mouthed son-of-a-gun,

Ye’re a hard little beast to break,

But ye’re good for the fiercest kind of a run

An’ ye’re quick as a rattlesnake.

Ye jolted me good when we first met

In the dust of that bare corral,

An’ neither one of us will forget

The fight we fit, old pal.

But now⁠—well, say, old hoss, if John

D. Rockefeller shud come

With all the riches his paws are on

And want to buy you, you bum,

I’d laugh in his face an’ pat your neck

An’ say to him loud an’ strong:

“I wouldn’t sell you this derned old wreck

For all your wealth⁠—so long!”

For we have slept on the barren plains

An’ cuddled against the cold;

We’ve been through tempests of drivin’ rains

When the heaviest thunder rolled;

We’ve raced from fire on the lone prairee

An’ run from the mad stampede;

An’ there ain’t no money could buy from me

A pard of your style an’ breed.

So I reckon we’ll stick together, pard,

Till one of us cashes in;

Ye’re wirey an’ tough an’ mighty hard,

An’ homlier, too, than sin.

But yer head’s all there an’ yer heart’s all right,

An’ you’ve been a good pardner, too,

An’ if ye’ve a soul it’s clean an’ white,

You ugly ol’ scoundrel, you!