You may look but look in vain + 

For stores with such immense pane; + 

All other shops they do surpass + 

With their enormous lights of glass. + 

One night by chance through them we gazed + 

But we did quickly stand amazed; + 

Three moons they did beauteous glow, + 

And gleams so lovely they did throw. + 

But a still more wond’rous story: + 

Mid day showed three suns in glory; + 

At the sight we scarce could gaze, + 

So full of brilliancy the rays. + 

We had to curtain off the glory; + 

If you don’t believe this wond’rous story + 

Ask Editor of the Tribune + 

About this tale of sun and moon. + 

Which did bewilder McIntyre + 

Gazing on mighty orbs of fire; + 

Eclipsing the electric light + 

So brilliant in their glorious might. + 

Luminaries no more invade, + 

Excluded now by window shade; + 

Pray think that this is no intrusion, + 

This tale of optical illusion. + 