I heard Bill say to-day, Mary, + 

That you are a charming fairy, + 

And that to town he’d give you drive, + 

But just as sure as you’re alive, + 

He does intend to have the bliss, + 

Of stealing from your lips a kiss. + 

I’ll let him drive me now, Jane, + 

His efforts they will all be vain, + 

I hate him, and I him defy, + 

And anger flashed from her eye, + 

The monster’s wiles I will defeat, + 

Peck of strong onions I will eat. + 