Fertile Lands and Mammoth Cheese + 

In barren district you may meet + 

Small fertile spot doth grow fine wheat, + 

There you may find the choicest fruits, + 

And great, round, smooth and solid roots. + 

But in conditions such as these + 

You cannot make a mammoth cheese, + 

Which will weigh eight thousand pounds, + 

But where large fertile farms abounds. + 

Big cheese is synonymous name, + 

With fertile district of the Thame, + 

Here dairy system’s understood, + 

And they are made both large and good. + 