The Delicacies

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The Delicacies

The hostess, in pink satin and blond hair⁠—dressed

high⁠—shone beautifully in her white slippers against

the great silent bald head of her little-eyed husband!

Raising a glass of yellow Rhine wine in the narrow

space just beyond the light-varnished woodwork and

the decorative column between dining-room and hall,

she smiled the smile of water tumbling from one ledge

to another.

We began with a herring salad: delicately flavoured

saltiness in scallops of lettuce-leaves.

The little owl-eyed and thick-set lady with masses

of grey hair has smooth pink cheeks without a wrinkle.

She cannot be the daughter of the little red-faced

fellow dancing about inviting lion-headed Wolff the

druggist to play the piano! But she is. Wolff is a

terrific smoker: if the telephone goes off at night⁠—so

his curled-haired wife whispers⁠—he rises from bed but

cannot answer till he has lighted a cigarette.

Sherry wine in little conical glasses, dull brownish

yellow, and tomatoes stuffed with finely cut chicken

and mayonnaise!

The tall Irishman in a Prince Albert and the usual

striped trousers is going to sing for us. (The piano

is in a little alcove with dark curtains.) The hostess’s

sister⁠—ten years younger than she⁠—in black net and

velvet, has hair like some filmy haystack, cloudy about

the eyes. She will play for her husband.

My wife is young, yes she is young and pretty when

she cares to be⁠—when she is interested in a discussion:

it is the little dancing mayor’s wife telling her of the

Day nursery in East Rutherford, ’cross the track,

divided from us by the railroad⁠—and disputes as to

precedence. It is in this town the saloon flourishes,

the saloon of my friend on the right whose wife has

twice offended with chance words. Her English is

atrocious! It is in this town that the saloon is situated,

close to the railroad track, close as may be, this side

being dry, dry, dry: two people listening on opposite

sides of a wall!⁠—The Day Nursery had sixty-five

babies the week before last, so my wife’s eyes shine

and her cheeks are pink and I cannot see a blemish.

Ice-cream in the shape of flowers and domestic

objects: a pipe for me since I do not smoke, a doll

for you.

The figure of some great bulk of a woman disappearing

into the kitchen with a quick look over the

shoulder. My friend on the left who has spent the

whole day in a car the like of which some old fellow

would give to an actress: flower-holders, mirrors,

curtains, plush seats⁠—my friend on the left who is

chairman of the Streets committee of the town council

—and who has spent the whole day studying automobile

fire-engines in neighbouring towns in view of

purchase⁠—my friend, at the Elks last week at the

breaking-up hymn, signalled for them to let Bill⁠—a

familiar friend of the saloon-keeper⁠—sing out all alone

to the organ⁠—and he did sing!

Salz-rolls, exquisite! and Rhine wine ad libitum.

A masterly caviare sandwich.

The children flitting about above stairs. The

councilman has just bought a National eight⁠—some

car!

For heaven’s sake I mustn’t forget the halves of

green peppers stuffed with cream cheese and whole

walnuts!