Scene 4 + 

Chamber in 1, same as Scene 2. + 

Enter Lord Dundreary and Harry Vernon, L. 1 E. Lord Dundreary stops, C., and is seized with an inclination to sneeze. Motions with his hand to Harry Vernon. + 

Harry Vernon + 

My lord! Business Lord Dundreary sneezing. Your lordship! Lord Dundreary same business. Louder. My lord! + 

Lord Dundreary + 

There you go; now you’ve spoiled it. + 

Harry Vernon + 

Spoiled what, my lord? + 

Lord Dundreary + 

Spoiled what? why a most magnificent sneeze. + 

Harry Vernon + 

I’m very sorry to interrupt your lordship’s sneeze, but I merely wanted to express my gratitude to you for getting me a ship. + 

Lord Dundreary + 

Sir, I don’t want your gratitude, I only want to sneeze. + 

Harry Vernon + 

Very well, my lord, then I will leave you, and this gives you an opportunity for sneezing. Crosses to R. But in return for what you have done for me, should you ever want a service a sailor can offer you, just hail Harry Vernon, and you’ll find he’ll weigh anchor and be alongside. Hitches up breeches and exits, R. 1 E. + 

Lord Dundreary + 

Find him alongside? What does he mean by a long side? and he always wants to weigh anchor. What funny fellows the sailors are. Why the devil won’t they keep a memorandum of the weight of their anchor? What’s the matter with the sailor’s side? Imitates Harry Vernon. Oh I see, he’s got the stomachache. Exit, R. 1 E. + 