Scene + 

II + 

The train. Tommy is arguing with the conductor. + 

Tommy + 

But I tell you, I had it. I came over with the crowd from our college to watch the team play Jalor Mares at the Hay Palace. I had my ticket and⁠ ⁠… + 

Conductor + 

Aw, tell it to the Marines. I know it already. Somebody picked your pocket or the naughty ticket got away from you and when last seen was headed east at a high rate of speed. Outside! + 

Students + 

But we know this fellow. + 

Conductor + 

Tell it to Sweeny! Throws Tommy off the train. + 

Tommy + 

Thanks for the buggy ride. May your children all have ingrown toenails. Grabs the rods. + 

Brakeman + 

Hey, come outa that. He kicks him off. + 

Tommy + 

Say, lay offa me. I’ll have you know I’m a freeborn American citizen with rights nobody can trample. Here’s one now! + 

Tommy hits brakeman. Brakeman hits Tommy. Tommy hits the ground. + 

Exit. + 