Scene + 

IV + 

Upperclassman sleeping. Girls return. + 

Girls + 

Still singing. Seven hundredth verse, same as the fist, I love Lulu, I love Lulu, darling! + 

Upperclassman develops deep and enduring hatred for the name Lulu. + 

Upperclassman + 

Hey, what time is it? + 

The porter + 

Two-thirty, suh. + 

Upperclassman + 

How much longer before we pull in? + 

The porter + 

One two hours, suh. + 

Girls + 

Here’s a nice place to sit; you don’t mind do you? They sing. Eight hundredth verse, same as the first⁠— + 

Upperclassman + 

No, I don’t mind. Grinds teeth and bites hunks out of chair arm. + 

One hour later. + 

Girls + 

Seven thousandth verse, same as the first, I gotta girl, her name is Lulu, I love Lulu⁠— + 

Upperclassman + 

Conductor, is there no chance at all for a train robbery, holdups, murders and all that you know? + 

Conductor + 

No chance at all, sir. + 

Upperclassman + 

Darn. + 