Buckingsausage Palace. + 

Enter Lord Northsky. + 

Lord Northsky + 

Your mejesty, these Americans are giving competition yet. It goes by them tea cheaper than we can sell it. + 

King Georgestein + 

Vot? Is dese a system? Raise the tariff. + 

Lord Northsky calls some soldier and they raise it. + 

America. + 

Enter Lord Northsky. + 

Patrick Henrystein + 

Vot kind of a party is diss? Given me reduced prices or a high selling list. It’ll give a big sale with “Goods damages by fire, water and powder yet.” + 

Yorktownsky. + 

Enter Lord Northsky. + 

General Cornskywallis + 

We got to sell out or go broke. These Americans are overbuying and underselling us at a profit yet. + 

Exeunt. + 