VI + 

At business, in his department, they began by eyeing him askance and jeering. Especially the younger men. + 

Then they started murmuring, expressing disapproval. + 

The hall-porter began to remove Saranin’s overcoat with open repugnance. + 

“There’s a weedy little official for you,” he muttered. “What sort of Christmas box are you likely to get from him?” + 

And to keep up his prestige, Saranin was compelled to give bigger and more frequent tips than before. But that availed little. The porters took the money, but they looked at Saranin suspiciously. + 

Saranin explained to someone among his colleagues that an Armenian had landed him in this mess. The rumour of the Armenian affair rapidly spread throughout the department. It found its way into other departments as well⁠ ⁠… + 

On one occasion the manager of the department ran up against the tiny official in the passage. He looked at him in amazement. He said nothing. He went into his room. + 

Then they considered that they had better inform him. The manager asked: + 

“Has this been going on long?” + 

The assistant manager wavered. + 

“It’s a pity you didn’t draw attention to it at the time,” said the manager, sourly, without waiting for an answer. “Strange that I knew nothing about it. I’m greatly put out.” + 

He sent for Saranin. + 

When Saranin reached the manager’s room, all the officials looked at him in severe condemnation. + 

With a beating heart Saranin entered the superintendent’s room. He still clung to a faint hope, the hope that His Excellence intended to give him a particularly flattering order, availing himself of his small size. He might detail him for the Universal Exhibition, or some secret duty or other. But at the very first sound of the departmental manager’s voice, this hope dispersed like smoke. + 

“Sit down here,” said His Excellency, pointing to a chair. + 

Saranin clambered up as best he could. The manager irately gazed at the official’s legs dangling in the air. He asked: + 

“Mr. Saranin, are you acquainted with the Civil Service regulations as defined by the Government?” + 

“Your Excellency,” stammered Saranin, laying, as in prayer, his little hands upon his breast. + 

“Why have you done this?” asked the manager. + 

“Believe me, Your Excellency⁠ ⁠…” + 

“Why have you done this?” repeated the Manager. + 

But Saranin could not say another word. He burst into tears. He had become very lachrymose latterly. + 

The manager looked at him. He shook his head. He began very sternly: + 

“Mr. Saranin, I have summoned you in order to inform you that your inexplicable conduct is to be regarded as thoroughly insufferable.” + 

“But, Your Excellency, I think I’ve always properly⁠ ⁠…” stammered Saranin, “and as for my stature⁠ ⁠…” + 

“Yes, that’s just it.” + 

“But I am not responsible for this misfortune.” + 

“I cannot judge to what extent this strange and unseemly occurrence has come upon you through misfortune, and to what extent you are not responsible for it, but I am bound to tell you, that as far as the department in my charge is concerned, your extraordinary diminution in size has become positively scandalous. The most equivocal rumours are already circulating in the town. I cannot judge of their accuracy, but I know that these rumours explain your conduct by associating it with agitations for Armenian independence. You will admit that the department cannot be turned into a headquarters for developing Armenian intrigues, directed towards the diminution of the Russian Empire. We cannot keep officials who conduct themselves so strangely.” + 

Saranin leaped up from his chair, and tremblingly whimpered: + 

“A freak of nature, Your Excellency.” + 

“It is peculiar, but the interests of the service⁠ ⁠…” + 

And again he repeated the same question: + 

“Why have you done this?” + 

“Your Excellency, I myself do not know how it has come to pass.” + 

“What instincts! You are flaunting the smallness of your stature, when you could easily hide it under any lady’s skirt, if I may be allowed to say so. This cannot be tolerated.” + 

“I never did this,” wailed Saranin. + 

But the manager did not hear. He went on: + 

“I even heard that you are doing this out of sympathy for the Japanese. But a limit must be recognised in all things.” + 

“How could I ever do that, Your Excellency?” + 

“I do not know. But I beg of you to desist. You can be retained in the service, but only in the provinces, and this will be immediately cancelled, if you do not resume your customary dimensions. For the purpose of recruiting your health, you are granted four months’ leave. I must request you not to make your appearance in the department any more. Any papers that are indispensable to you will be sent to your house. Good morning.” + 

“Your Excellency, I am capable of working. Why this leave?” + 

“You will take it because of illness.” + 

“But, Your Excellency, I am quite well.” + 

“No more, if you please.” + 

They gave Saranin leave for four months. + 