SceneIII

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Scene

III

An apartment in the Cardinal’s palace at Rome.

Enter Cardinal, Ferdinand, Malatesti, Pescara, Delio, and Silvio.

Cardinal

Must we turn soldier, then?

Malatesti

The emperor,

Hearing your worth that way, ere you attain’d

This reverend garment, joins you in commission

With the right fortunate soldier the Marquis of Pescara,

And the famous Lannoy.

Cardinal

He that had the honour

Of taking the French king prisoner?

Malatesti

The same.

Here’s a plot drawn for a new fortification

At Naples.

Ferdinand

This great Count Malatesti, I perceive,

Hath got employment?

Delio

No employment, my lord;

A marginal note in the muster-book, that he is

A voluntary lord.

Ferdinand

He’s no soldier.

Delio

He has worn gunpowder in’s hollow tooth for the toothache.

Silvio

He comes to the leaguer with a full intent

To eat fresh beef and garlic, means to stay

Till the scent be gone, and straight return to court.

Delio

He hath read all the late service

As the City-Chronicle relates it;

And keeps two pewterers going, only to express

Battles in model.

Silvio

Then he’ll fight by the book.

Delio

By the almanac, I think,

To choose good days and shun the critical;

That’s his mistress’ scarf.

Silvio

Yes, he protests

He would do much for that taffeta.

Delio

I think he would run away from a battle,

To save it from taking prisoner.

Silvio

He is horribly afraid

Gunpowder will spoil the perfume on’t.

Delio

I saw a Dutchman break his pate once

For calling him pot-gun; he made his head

Have a bore in’t like a musket.

Silvio

I would he had made a touch-hole to’t.

He is indeed a guarded sumpter-cloth,

Only for the remove of the court.

Enter Bosala.

Pescara

Bosola arriv’d! What should be the business?

Some falling-out amongst the cardinals.

These factions amongst great men, they are like

Foxes, when their heads are divided,

They carry fire in their tails, and all the country

About them goes to wrack for’t.

Silvio

What’s that Bosola?

Delio

I knew him in Padua⁠—a fantastical scholar, like such who study to know how many knots was in Hercules’ club, of what colour Achilles’ beard was, or whether Hector were not troubled with the toothache. He hath studied himself half blear-eyed to know the true symmetry of Caesar’s nose by a shoeing-horn; and this he did to gain the name of a speculative man.

Pescara

Mark Prince Ferdinand:

A very salamander lives in’s eye,

To mock the eager violence of fire.

Silvio

That cardinal hath made more bad faces with his oppression than ever Michelangelo made good ones. He lifts up’s nose, like a foul porpoise before a storm.

Pescara

The Lord Ferdinand laughs.

Delio

Like a deadly cannon

That lightens ere it smokes.

Pescara

These are your true pangs of death,

The pangs of life, that struggle with great statesmen.

Delio

In such a deformed silence witches whisper their charms.

Cardinal

Doth she make religion her riding-hood

To keep her from the sun and tempest?

Ferdinand

That, that damns her. Methinks her fault and beauty,

Blended together, show like leprosy,

The whiter, the fouler. I make it a question

Whether her beggarly brats were ever christ’ned.

Cardinal

I will instantly solicit the state of Ancona

To have them banish’d.

Ferdinand

You are for Loretto:

I shall not be at your ceremony; fare you well.⁠—

Write to the Duke of Malfi, my young nephew

She had by her first husband, and acquaint him

With’s mother’s honesty.

Bosola

I will.

Ferdinand

Antonio!

A slave that only smell’d of ink and counters,

And never in’s life look’d like a gentleman,

But in the audit-time.⁠—Go, go presently,

Draw me out an hundred and fifty of our horse,

And meet me at the footbridge.

Exeunt.