On Religion

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On Religion

Boy

Why is Nurse so nicely dressed today, and why did she make me wear that new shirt?

Mother

Because this is a holiday, and we are going to church.

Boy

What holiday?

Mother

Ascension day.

Boy

What does Ascension mean?

Mother

It means that Jesus Christ has ascended to heaven.

Boy

What does that mean: ascended?

Mother

It meant that He flew up to heaven.

Boy

How did he fly? With his wings?

Mother

Without any wings whatever. He simply flew up because He is God, and God can do anything.

Boy

But where did he fly to? Father told me there was nothing in heaven at all, and we only think we see something; that there’s nothing but stars up there, and behind them more stars still, and that there is no end to it. Then where did He fly to?

Mother

Smiling. You are unable to understand everything. You must believe.

Boy

What must I believe?

Mother

What you are told by grown-up people.

Boy

But when I said to you that somebody was going to die because some salt had been spilt, you said I was not to believe in nonsense.

Mother

Of course you are not to believe in nonsense.

Boy

But how am I to know what is nonsense and what is not?

Mother

You must believe what the true faith says, and not in nonsense.

Boy

Which is the true faith, then?

Mother

Our faith is the true one. To herself. I am afraid I am talking nonsense. Aloud. Go and tell father we are ready for church, and get your coat.

Boy

And shall we have chocolate after church?