On Religion
Boy
Why is Nurse so nicely dressed today, and why did she make me wear that new shirt?
Mother
Because this is a holiday, and we are going to church.
Boy
What holiday?
Mother
Ascension day.
Boy
What does Ascension mean?
Mother
It means that Jesus Christ has ascended to heaven.
Boy
What does that mean: ascended?
Mother
It meant that He flew up to heaven.
Boy
How did he fly? With his wings?
Mother
Without any wings whatever. He simply flew up because He is God, and God can do anything.
Boy
But where did he fly to? Father told me there was nothing in heaven at all, and we only think we see something; that there’s nothing but stars up there, and behind them more stars still, and that there is no end to it. Then where did He fly to?
Mother
Smiling. You are unable to understand everything. You must believe.
Boy
What must I believe?
Mother
What you are told by grown-up people.
Boy
But when I said to you that somebody was going to die because some salt had been spilt, you said I was not to believe in nonsense.
Mother
Of course you are not to believe in nonsense.
Boy
But how am I to know what is nonsense and what is not?
Mother
You must believe what the true faith says, and not in nonsense.
Boy
Which is the true faith, then?
Mother
Our faith is the true one. To herself. I am afraid I am talking nonsense. Aloud. Go and tell father we are ready for church, and get your coat.
Boy
And shall we have chocolate after church?