III + 

“What does this noise signify?” said Beelzebub, pointing upwards. “What’s going on there?” + 

“Just the same as has always gone on,” answered the shining devil in the cape. + 

“But are there really any sinners now?” asked Beelzebub. + 

“Many,” answered the shining one. + 

“But how about the teaching of him whom I do not wish to name?” asked Beelzebub. + 

The devil in the cape grinned, disclosing his sharp teeth, while suppressed laughter was heard amongst all the devils. + 

“This teaching does not hinder us. Men do not believe in it,” said the devil in the cape. + 

“But this teaching obviously saves them from us, and he sealed it by his death,” said Beelzebub. + 

“I have transformed it,” said the devil in the cape, thumping his tail on the floor. + 

“How have you transformed it?” + 

“So that men do not believe in his teaching but in mine, which they call by his name.” + 

“How didst thou do this?” asked Beelzebub. + 

“It was done of itself. I only helped.” + 

“Tell me about it quickly,” said Beelzebub. + 

The devil in the cape bent down his head and was silent a while, as if leisurely considering, then he said: + 

“When that dreadful event happened, that Hell was overthrown and our father and ruler departed from us,” said he, “I went to those places where that very teaching which so nearly destroyed us was taught. I wished to see how those people lived who fulfilled it, and I saw that the people who lived according to this teaching were perfectly happy and quite out of our reach. They did not quarrel with each other, they did not give way to women’s charms, and either they did not marry, or if they married they kept to one wife; they had no property, holding all as common, and they did not defend themselves against attacks, but repaid evil by good. + 

“Their life was so good that many were attracted to them more and more. When I saw this I thought that all was lost, and was just going to quit. But then occurred a circumstance, in itself insignificant, yet which appeared to me to deserve attention, and I remained. Amongst these people some regarded it as necessary that all should undergo circumcision, and that none should eat meat offered to idols; whereas others were of opinion that these matters were not essential, and that one might abstain from circumcision and eat anything. So I began to instil into all their minds that this difference of opinion was very important, and that as the question concerned the service of God, neither side could possibly give way. They believed me, and the disputes became more obdurate. On both sides they began to be angry, and then I proceeded to instil into each of them that they might prove the truth of their teaching by miracles. Evident as it is that miracles cannot prove the truth of a teaching, yet they so desired to be in the right that they believed me, and I arranged miracles for them. It was not difficult to do this. They believed anything which supported their desire to prove that they only held the truth. + 

“Some said that tongues of fire descended upon them; others said that they had seen the risen body of the Master himself, and much else. They kept inventing what had never taken place, and lied in the name of him who called us liars, worse than we do ourselves⁠—and did not know it. One party said of the other: ‘Your miracles are not genuine; ours are genuine.’ Whereupon the other retorted: ‘No, yours are a fraud; ours are real.’ + 

“Matters were going on well, but as I was afraid they might discern the too-evident trick, I invented the ‘Church.’ Once they believed in ‘the Church,’ I was at peace. I recognised that we were saved, and that Hell was restored.” + 