Judge Rutledge + 

Sultan of Stupids! with enough of brains + 

To go indoors in all uncommon rains, + 

But not enough to stay there when the storm + 

Is past. When all the world is dry and warm, + 

In irking comfort, lamentably gay, + 

Keeping the evil tenor of your way, + 

You walk abroad, sweet, beautiful and smug, + 

And Justice hears you with her wonted shrug, + 

Lifts her broad bandage half-an-inch and keeps + 

One eye upon you while the other weeps. + 