XXXIV + 

Here lies the last of Deacon Fitch, + 

Whose business was to melt the pitch. + 

Convenient to this sacred spot + 

Lies Sammy, who applied it, hot. + 

’Tis hard⁠—so much alike they smell⁠— + 

One’s grave from t’other’s grave to tell, + 

But when his tomb the Deacon’s burst + 

(Of two he’ll always be the first) + 

He’ll see by studying the stones + 

That he’s obtained his proper bones, + 

Then, seeking Sammy’s vault, unlock it, + 

And put that person in his pocket. + 