The Boss’s Choice + 

Listen to his wild romances: + 

He advances foolish fancies, + 

Each expounded as his “view”⁠— + 

Gu. + 

In his brain’s opacous clot, ah + 

He has got a maggot! What a + 

Man with “views” to overwhelm us!⁠— + 

Gulielmus. + 

Hear his demagogic clamor + 

Hear him stammer in his grammar! + 

See him laboring to spell⁠— + 

Gulielmus L. + 

Slave who paid the price demanded⁠— + 

With two-handed iron branded + 

By the boss⁠—pray cease to dose us, + 

Gulielmus L. Jocosus. + 