The Foot-Hill Resort + 

Assembled in the parlor + 

Of the place of last resort, + 

The smiler and the snarler + 

And the guests of every sort⁠— + 

The elocution chap + 

With rhetoric on tap; + 

The mimic and the funny dog; + 

The social sponge; the money-hog; + 

Vulgarian and dude; + 

And the prude; + 

The adiposing dame + 

With pimply face aflame; + 

The kitten-playful virgin + 

Of a half-a-hundred years; + 

The solemn-looking sturgeon + 

Of a firm of auctioneers; + 

The widower flirtatious; + 

The widow all too gracious; + 

The man with a proboscis and a sepulcher beneath. + 

One assassin picks his banjo, and another one his teeth. + 