A Caller

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A Caller

“Good morning; you are looking very well,”

Said Death as, strolling through the County Jail,

And entering a fat assassin’s cell,

He hung his hat and coat upon a nail.

“I think that life in this secluded spot

Agrees with men of your trade, does it not?”

“Well, yes,” was the reply, “I can’t complain:

Life anywhere⁠—provided it is mine⁠—

Agrees with me; but I observe with pain

That still the people murmur and repine.

It hurts their sense of harmony, no doubt,

To see a persecuted man grow stout.”

“O no, ’tis not your growing stout,” said Death,

“Which makes these malcontents complain and scold;

They like you to be, somehow, scant of breath.

What they object to is your growing old.

And⁠—though indifferent to lean or fat⁠—

I don’t myself entirely favor that.”

With brows that met above the orbs beneath,

And nose that like a soaring hawk appeared,

And lifted lip, uncovering his teeth,

The pampered butcher glacially sneered:

“O, so you don’t! Well, how will you assuage

Your spongy passion for the blood of age?”

Death with a clattering convulsion drew

His coat on, hatted his unmeated pow,

Unbarred the door and, stepping partly through,

Turned and made answer: “I will show you how.

I’m going to the Bench you call Supreme

And tap the old women who sit there and dream.”