A Single Termer + 

When Senator Foraker came to die + 

His features lit up with a glow, + 

And he said: “I am going to dwell on high + 

And the Democrats down below. + 

“I have kept the faith, I have fought the fight, + 

To the Trusts forever true. + 

With Elkins to lead, I have followed the light⁠— + 

Saint Peter, it’s up to you.” + 

Said Peter: “We strive to please in vain; + 

Many a soul coming here + 

Escapes to earth to be born again + 

And resume the old career.” + 

Here he opened the gate. “Although, no doubt, + 

This fellow’s a son of sin. + 

The devil himself can’t keep him out. + 

But I’ll lock the fine gentleman in.” + 