Contempt of Court + 

So, Juror Simpson, you got drunk + 

And was a holy show! + 

Who could have thought that you had sunk + 

So very low + 

As not to hold it clearly sinful + 

To get your miserable skin full? + 

Defendant has a right, I think, + 

To trial by her peers; + 

Are you one when you are in drink + 

Up to your ears? + 

You’re not her equal by a pailful + 

When you’ve enough to make a whale full. + 

Judge Ross, who never, never looks + 

On wine when it is red, + 

But sits cold sober cramming books + 

Into his head, + 

Poor fellow! must have felt quite rueful, + 

Observing, not himself, but you full. + 

Ah, well, I know you did not mean⁠— + 

’Twas all an accident: + 

You drank between drinks, and between + 

Them you repent. + 

But just prepare for something awful + 

In words: That jurist has his jaw full. + 